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Clearly Random with Blake & Gwen A married couple, talking about dumb and random things. This page is dedicated to promote our podcast!!

13/03/2024

Conversation between me and Blake

Me: I'm trying to be optimistic about things
Blake: that's really good babe
Me: It feels gross. Makes my stomach hurt a bit.
Blake: 🤦🏻‍♂️

I'M TRYING!!!

15/02/2024

**Blake watching a video on his phone, then suddenly starts snoring.**

Me: babe, put your phone on the nightstand. You're sleeping.
Blake: no, I wasn't.
Me: you were literally just snoring
Blake: I know, I heard myself. But I was still awake.
Me: that's not how sleep works.

SIR!! JUST GO TO SLEEP!!!

04/11/2023

Blake: I'll try and be calm during the LSU vs. Bama game

Gwen: you know damn well thats some bullsh*t

15/03/2023

*Blake shows me a pic*

Blake: is this from Lord of the Rings or something else?

Me: I've never seen Lord of the Rings.

Blake: *brain pause* wait, ever?

Me: nope....none of them.

Blake: have you tried?

Me: nope.....

Blake: *brain melts out of his ear*

Never wanted to, sorry or whatever 🤷🏾‍♀️

28/02/2023

Goes to IKEA

Blake: Hey babe, I really like those bars for the kitchen they have in here. You know so you can hang those burlap bags you have the potatoes and onions in, on.

Me: Yea, I liked them too....... when I bought them over a year ago and you wouldn't put them up for me bc you kept forgetting.

Blake: I should do that, huh?

Me: IT WOULD BE NICE!!!!

I mean, I bought them for a reason sir!

24/12/2022

Blake: you have to stop buying so many books

Also Blake: here are 3 new books for you!!!

🤷🏾‍♀️

Thanks, I guess....?
14/05/2022

Thanks, I guess....?

05/12/2021

Blake: Why do we have hulu live?!?! We don't even need all these channels, we don't even watch live stuff that much. *cancels live for regular hulu*
Also Blake: *calls me freaking out* I CAN'T FIND THE FOOTBALL GAME WITHOUT HULU LIVE, HELP!!!!

Me: 😒

19/11/2021

*Blake complaining about Fantasy football*
Me: I thought Fantasy football was supposed to be fun. You don't seem like you're having much fun.
Blake: it is. If you win.

Got it. 🙄

Throw pillow wars has once again started. May the odds be forever in his favor. (He's going to lose) -Gwen
08/05/2021

Throw pillow wars has once again started. May the odds be forever in his favor. (He's going to lose)
-Gwen

01/05/2021

I'd like to reiterate that Blake is the absolute worst person to watch a movie with.
That is all!!!

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