Legends of The Painty Men

29/01/2024

All new Painty Men! We continue Old World speculating and somehow we end up on the Realmlords page again and are really unfair to some very talented sculptors and designers.

Comedians John Roy (Late Night, Star Search, Employees on EarWolf ) and Andrew DeWitt (TBS, All Things Comedy, TV Land, Tru Tv) send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar, in another episode of Legends of The Painty Men. On this episode Andrew and John check out some of the Old World Boxed...

29/12/2023

Paint and Char today at 1 pm pacific on our patreon!

28/12/2023

All new Painty Men! The Old World is coming! And it makes no sense from a business standpoint!

Comedians John Roy (Late Night, Star Search, Employees on EarWolf ) and Andrew DeWitt (TBS, All Things Comedy, TV Land, Tru Tv) send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar, in another episode of Legends of The Painty Men. On this episode Andrew and John are perplexed by and roast Warhammer:...

18/12/2023

Andy here, I started a hobby and art channel to turn some of my hobby time for Painty Men into semi educational content. I appear in this as my animated Zaku style alter ego, Mech Beard! Let me know if you have any hobby requests! https://youtu.be/ZDYOiG8SnDQ?si=8mYgiJ7KR5XlHpDB

21/11/2023

All new Painty Men! Hot off the mp3 burner right into your Zune!

Comedians John Roy (Late Night, Star Search, Employees on EarWolf ) and Andrew DeWitt (TBS, All Things Comedy, TV Land, Tru Tv) send up their favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar, in another episode of Legends of The Painty Men. On this episode Andrew and John deep dive into the Cities of Sigmar B...

07/02/2023

My first fantasy short story. One dollar on our Patreon!

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06/10/2022

John here. New article up on D&D Beyond but it translates to any RPG.

When your breath weapon can't do the trick, kill your party with laughter! Here are some tips on making the most fearsome creatures in D&D a bit mor...

20/09/2022

What color should half orc flesh be, in your mind?

13/09/2022

Ordered two packs of liberators and a ton of sweet third party bits to return to my citadel miniatures roots and make GW rpg fighters and paladins. Ordered space wolf wolf guard heads for half orcs. These are gonna be badass. This is John, though I think you know that from the fact that I ordered miniatures without big butts.

23/08/2022

18/06/2022

New picture of some of my AoS stuff with better lighting and a backdrop! - Painty Andy

18/06/2022

Ok! So I finally figured out how to take better pics! Gunpla first then I’ll post my AoS repics!

17/06/2022

Rematted and did more weathering on my Gunpla for Gammawolves and put together a new kit, the Striker GNX, which absolutely must be glued in place but I love it! Been reading a lot of One Page Rules, particularly Grim Dark Future and want to throw these models in against some SoCal peeps with 40k armies but as Knights or Tao? Also, got a ring light and going to start taking better pics of my minis. have any of you played One Page Rules? Thoughts on it? -Painty Andy

19/12/2021

Just finished my Loonboss on mangler squigs and I only have the base texture left! Really looking forward to this army! - Painty Andy

14/11/2021

So my kid and I decided to make an Adventurer’s Guild for the Heroquest heroes and it gives me an idea for a video series where we play Heroquest but also hang out with the heroes in town when they shop and get their adventures. We’ll see. Gotta paint everything first though. -Painty Andy (also I’m absolutely getting the bottom set of warlock tiles to get two miniature toilets.)

13/11/2021

Female Barbarian and Elf are table top ready for Heroquest! -Painty Andy

12/11/2021

Getting some paint on the boys, ladies tomorrow. Using very basic table top standard by doing zenithal highlights and thin paints and not getting too bogged down in details. Solo episode on this coming soon. -Painty Andy

12/11/2021

I got Heroquest so expect a ton of this. I’m super fu***ng excited. The family is on quest 5 already and my kiddo has the crossbow. -Painty Andy

07/10/2021

Painting up this salty pirate robot! SDW Benjamin. -Andrew

01/10/2021

New episode! Same idiots!

01/09/2021

Got my Gamma crew done! Mechs are: Gusion (big frog), Graze, (axe and machine gun), and Grimoire( sniper) from HG scale Gunpla kits with Imperial Guard decals.

31/08/2021

All new episode!

Comedians John Roy and Andrew DeWitt send up there favorite table top game, Age of Sigmar. In this episode they talk about some of the new AOS 3.0 rules changes, horrific Stormcast PTSD paintings, the Ewok Gambit and even more Gunpla/Gamma Wolves! Zoom audio still so a bit tinny. Bear (bare?) with u...

08/08/2021

Battle damaging my SD Tallgeese for Gamma Wolves. Getting bases soon.

08/08/2021

New SD Gundam for Gamma Wolves before and after weathering.

05/08/2021

Got a copy of Ash Barker’s “Gamma Wolves” to see if I can get some of my Gundam on a table top to annoy John. Then Winnie got into it so I ordered us some new SD Gundam. They were always my favorite. Check the pics for our new stuff, great build by Winnie, and my almost 32 year old SD Gundams. I’ll definitely be talking about this on the bonus solo coming out this week.

05/06/2021

Recorded new Episode this morning. Will be up soon. AOS 3.0 Part One : The Dominion Box Minis. Also some s**t about the Beatles and Evil-Lynn and a little bit of Sad German Sigmar