Kel Talks Too Much

09/06/2024

🤔QUESTION: When the gym isn't open and you need to get your workout in...what do YOU do?

26/07/2023

Using a "cordless jump rope" sounds about as effective as losing weight as an "all-you-can-eat diet."

31/03/2023

"Feeling cute. Just got indicted. Maybe I'll stay in Florida a little longer, not sure. Believe me, it's gonna be (h)uge! 🌴😉🚔"

29/12/2022

Raid Shadow Legends anyone? 😂 ⚔️

According to reports, mobile gaming aficionados will enjoy a significant performance boost if sporting the upcoming Galaxy S23 series! The Snapdragon 8 Gen 2 processor will bring a 36% improvement in CPU performance, 48% faster GPU, and 60% faster NPU for AI tasks.

Plus, brighter screens, improved outdoor visibility, a better selfie camera, and 8K video recording- coming in February 2023.

29/12/2022

Breaking news: the co-creator of Sonic the Hedgehog has been charged with insider trading in Japan! 😲 🥺

Yuji Naka allegedly purchased stocks in companies that were set to work on and games before the projects were announced to the public. Looks like our beloved may have a bit of a thieving streak after all...

Read the deets here >> https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/technology/sonic-the-hedgehog-creator-yuji-naka-has-been-arrested-for-insider-trading/ar-AA15KJ4F?li=BB15ms5q

29/12/2022

Attention skywatchers! It's a planet parade!

You may have been able to spot Mercury, Venus, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, and Neptune all lined up in the sky. And if you missed it, don't worry - this cosmic phenomenon tends to happen at least every couple of years. Just make sure to look south after sunset and grab your binoculars or telescope for a closer look at Uranus and Neptune. Happy stargazing!

Read the deets here >> https://www.cbsnews.com/news/every-planet-solar-system-visible-rare-planet-parade/

17/05/2022

YOU CAN STILL BE SPIED ON WITH YOUR PHONE SHUT OFF!📵

Researchers have discovered that using low-power hardware that supports Apple's "Find My" and "Express Cards" features, hackers can exploit this to run malware on your device - even when it is OFF!

I would say "Glad I am using an Android user" - but then again, companies Samsung and Google are spying on us directly, along with your locally assigned agent of the appropriate three letter bureaus. 🕵️‍♂️ 😅 ‍

16/05/2022

COMPUTER POWERED BY...ALGAE?

Scientists at the University of Cambridge in the UK were able to power a simple computer for 6 months using nothing but power generated by a common species of cyanobacteria (algae.)

"The growing Internet of Things needs an increasing amount of power, and we think this will have to come from systems that can generate energy, rather than simply store it like batteries," says Christopher Howe, a biochemist, and (we assume) non-mechanical human.

Source: ScienceAlert

16/05/2022

GOLDEN ARCHES ANNOUNCES PERMANENT DEPARTURE FROM RUSSIA!

After 30 years McDonald's decides it will be leaving Russia for good, even seeking purchase from the knockoff chain "Uncle Vanya" that has sprung up since the mass exodus of McDonalds, alongside other companies in the country, last month.

One implication of this decision is the fact that those of us who hadn't already tried a 9 pc shrimp meal at McDonald's, will likely never be able to... 🦐

13/05/2022

TWITTER DEAL AT RISK!

Doesn't look the terms will remain the same considering I'd bet we all know a fair amount of people who have had fake accounts created in their name at some point on social media 😅🕵️‍♂️ (not to even mention scammers / actual bot accounts/ alt or fake named accounts. etc..)

Either way, Twitter will never be the same way again!

04/05/2022

Any game with an audience + marketplace asset potential = nft goal for grifters.

Don't believe me? Lookup what game corps have done recently with their "NFT" games.

The former Nintendo boss says he's "a believer"

04/05/2022

Real talk.. I have tried this before and it does work.

Should I post a video to prove it? I have the controller still (technically, my toddler son does.)

Yes, the same one with the Konami Code easter egg.

03/05/2022

Whatever - the video game media/press sucks at reporting. Black Flag didn't get proper recognition for the legend it was til years later. Don't hate just to hate on this!

In Skull & Bones, land-based and even ship-based player-to-player combat are off the cards.

03/05/2022

>Volacano erupts
>> Antarctica melts from massive pyroclastic flow
>> Countries fight war over new island territory.
>> Karen continues weekly challenge-arguments with local Starbucks manager as if nothing is happening. "Thanks Karen."

The swarm of 8500 earthquakes lasted three months in 2020 and was triggered by a 'finger' of magma.

03/05/2022

Niburu anyone?

The Instability at the Beginning of the Solar System A new explanation for why our solar system is the way it is — and why others are, too. Seth Jacobson of Michigan State University and colleagues in China and France have unveiled a new theory that could help solve a galactic mystery of how our