The Jackass is the most misunderstood of all personality types. So what if you would stuff talcum powder into your sister's hair dryer on her wedding day? Or perhaps you might even get the urge to leave hash-brownies in the office lounge. That doesn't mean you don't have a heart! You just express yourself differently. You don't send simple-minded greeting cards. You send fake notices of eviction f
or birthdays and personalized identity theft notices for bar mitzvahs. That's what we do – we're a specialty greeting card company that personalizes and sends your message directly to your friend/lover/enemy. But we don't sell ordinary greeting cards. We send one's that make their blood curdle. Right before making them laugh. Depends on the card. So go ahead and be yourself! Show them that you care with our specialized, custom greeting cards! Because you are the Affectionate Jackass – and that's nothing to be ashamed of.
