08/08/2022
*A SAD STORY*
"CONDOMS"
BOY: Hi Baby, Happy 1st Anniversary, are u goin to introduce me to your parents now?
GIRL: yes baby I will, just come here at home at around 7pm.
BOY: oh sure, and do u remember the thing that I’ve been asking to u for so long,are u goin to give it to me also baby?😀😀
GIRL: yes later, as long as you come here, ILOVEYOU BABY SEE YOU LATER HAPPY ANNIVERSARY TOO.
BOY: ok baby, ILOVEYOUTO
(quickly showered and dressed and then went to the pharmacy )
(at the pharmacy )
BOY: (whispering to the salesman) psst brother please I want five condoms.
SALESMAN: oh! look it’s like a lot? Is it your first time with your gf?
BOY: Yes sir, so it looks like I'll have a lot to do😀😀😀😀
- and add extra 3, I find her sister look interesting too😀😀😀
SALESMAN: ah yes kid ur silly😂Just do ur best to make them happy😃😃, GOODLUCK.
(it's 7pm at boy's gf's house)
EVERYONE BOWED AND PRAYED IN FRONT OF THE DINING TABLE, BUT THE GIRL WONDERED THAT THE BOY WAS BOWING FOR more than 5 MIN.
GIRL: (WHISPERS) baby, U didnt mention to me that you were religious.
BOY: yes baby, And u didn't even mention to me that ur dad is a salesman at the pharmacy
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
