BeachGrit

BeachGrit BeachGrit is the anti-depressive surfing magazine from the creator of Stab (Derek Rielly) and the author of Welcome to Paradise Now Go to Hell (Chas Smith)

We at BeachGrit take surfing like we take life. As anti depressive! We believe that surfers are in sore need of new standards which will release him from his confusion and place him once again in fruitful communion with the depths of surfing. BeachGrit is loose but we lead with a libertine moral code. We challenge you not to be tempted by our fast-flowing suction! Whatever you think of us, of our writers, and of our swinging attitudes, we promise you’ll never be bored.

A wild battle of the tabloids!
11/02/2025

A wild battle of the tabloids!

Murdoch-owned tabloid runs passage on the definition of Sharia Law remarkably similar to surfing website BeachGrit.com.

With her win at Pipe, Tyler Wright takes over the top of the rankings as world number one.
11/02/2025

With her win at Pipe, Tyler Wright takes over the top of the rankings as world number one.

"Tyler Wright heads to Abu Dhabi where it’s illegal to be gay. Sportswashing is an ugly beast that requires constant feeding."

It was the kind of performance in sport that’s simply undeniable. Barron Mamiya was never going to lose. From surfing’s ...
09/02/2025

It was the kind of performance in sport that’s simply undeniable. Barron Mamiya was never going to lose.

From surfing’s Mecca the tour moves to surfing’s apocalyptic nightmare. Slave pools and oily obscenity. The WSL is nothing if not dystopian paradox.

From surfing’s Mecca the tour moves to surfing’s apocalyptic nightmare. Slave pools and oily obscenity. The WSL is a dystopian paradox.

In Filipe Toledo’s on-beach interview, the champ coolly told his interlocutor Strider Wasilewski, that “real waves” are ...
07/02/2025

In Filipe Toledo’s on-beach interview, the champ coolly told his interlocutor Strider Wasilewski, that “real waves” are what he looks for when he hits Hawaii each year.

In Filipe Toledo’s on-beach interview, he said “real waves” are what he looks for in Hawaii. "Those are the conditions that we want.”

This edition of Pipe has felt like both the longest and the shortest ever: Schrödinger’s surf contest.=
07/02/2025

This edition of Pipe has felt like both the longest and the shortest ever: Schrödinger’s surf contest.
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This edition of the Lexus Pipe Pro has felt like both the longest and the shortest ever: Schrödinger’s surf contest.

“Trans-girls aren’t going to take over the world, we just want to be included, we’re humans too. I’ve been hiding in thi...
07/02/2025

“Trans-girls aren’t going to take over the world, we just want to be included, we’re humans too. I’ve been hiding in this male shell up… for 42 years. To still be made to be that guy that I’m not, it’s shattering.”

“Stay out of women’s sports where you miraculously win after being an average performing man. Women’s sports is not a backup plan."

Reynolds employs a stall, load-up and explode style that includes many experimental and aerial manoeuvres while Tom Curr...
06/02/2025

Reynolds employs a stall, load-up and explode style that includes many experimental and aerial manoeuvres while Tom Curren is cool minimalism, a man who influenced a generation of American surfers including the noted Kelly Slater, himself a world champion surfer of renown.

Dane Reynolds, who is 40 this year, and Tom Curren, 61, are a study of contrasts, one go-for-broke, the other extreme cool minimalism.

Slater, who turns fifty-three in just eight days, has long been quick to spike dullards and trolls with his his razor-sh...
04/02/2025

Slater, who turns fifty-three in just eight days, has long been quick to spike dullards and trolls with his his razor-sharp sword.

Kelly Slater, who turns fifty-three in just eight days, has long been quick to spike dullards and trolls with his his razor-sharp sword.

Filipe Toledo has won back-to-back world titles, both in two foot waves at Lower Trestles, but has publicly struggled in...
03/02/2025

Filipe Toledo has won back-to-back world titles, both in two foot waves at Lower Trestles, but has publicly struggled in waves breaking over reef and exceeding six feet.

Filipe Toledo has won two world titles in small waves but has publicly struggled in waves breaking over reef and exceeding six feet.

In a sad coda to the life of the Wright family’s patriarch, Rob, the compound he’s lived in for the back half of his lif...
02/02/2025

In a sad coda to the life of the Wright family’s patriarch, Rob, the compound he’s lived in for the back half of his life, and right behind his favourite wave Boulders, has just been listed with three-mill plus hopes.

In a sad coda to the life of the Wright family’s patriarch, Rob, the compound he’s lived in for the back half of his life has just been listed for sale.

"Jaggar Bartholomew is in excruciating pain 24/7 and has been left bedridden and completely debilitated."
01/02/2025

"Jaggar Bartholomew is in excruciating pain 24/7 and has been left bedridden and completely debilitated."

Once vibrant and active, his fight to regain a semblance of normal life will require incredible strength, determination and extensive support.

"All the bluster, all the build up, and here we are back praying for waves…"
30/01/2025

"All the bluster, all the build up, and here we are back praying for waves…"

And once again it’s a dream tour of what might be. All the bluster, all the build up and here we are back praying for waves.

Are you a simp for pro surfers? Are we all?
30/01/2025

Are you a simp for pro surfers? Are we all?

"Everything revolves around da guy. Sol to the other bodies orbiting around, drawn by subconscious social gravity."

Chased in the water, punched in the head, and only escaped with his life when armed police, guns out, got him to the saf...
30/01/2025

Chased in the water, punched in the head, and only escaped with his life when armed police, guns out, got him to the safety of a jail cell. He was advised to shave his beard and get out of the country, which he did, hidden on the floor of a car that raced him to the airport.

Floridian surfer Todd Holland only escaped with his life when armed police, guns out, got him to the safety of a jail cell.

Hell hath no fury like a surf fan taken for a fool. The comments almost uniformly pushed against the notion that a four-...
29/01/2025

Hell hath no fury like a surf fan taken for a fool. The comments almost uniformly pushed against the notion that a four-foot wave could be scored ten points, no matter how well surfed by Filipe Toledo.

Surf fans take to World Surf League's Instagram comments to voice fury and disbelief at Filipe Toledo 10-point post.

The approach this time is about integrating surfing into Nike’s wider sports portfolio, ie getting surfers to buy Nike i...
29/01/2025

The approach this time is about integrating surfing into Nike’s wider sports portfolio, ie getting surfers to buy Nike instead of the usual surf-themed gear, rather than creating a separate identity for it within the company’s branding structure.

“Making one more dream come true, to have one of the most coveted brands in the world on my board," writes Italo Ferreira.

Until he shifted to Surfline, Nick Carroll was a regular in BeachGrit’s comment section, his lightly hectoring older bro...
28/01/2025

Until he shifted to Surfline, Nick Carroll was a regular in BeachGrit’s comment section, his lightly hectoring older brother tone, often uncharacteristically candid, producing some of his best work.

Nick Carroll was named as Surfline’s Australian editor, after it bought Coastalwatch for one million dollars in 2019.

"I am the kid taken away by the twister. Now I have no board to surf with my friends tomorrow."
27/01/2025

"I am the kid taken away by the twister. Now I have no board to surf with my friends tomorrow."

"I am the kid taken away by the twister.. I am sad about what happened to me. Now I have no board to surf with my friends tomorrow."

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