Moderately Neato

27/03/2022

What better way to relax on a Sunday afternoon than with a brand new Licence to Swill episode? Please do enjoy Episode 5. We suffered for you. Can you imagine having to watch Thunderball for a whole month? Torture.

https://youtu.be/srcADKIagQE

26/03/2022

BLAST OFF! Into ENTERTAINMENT!
New episode once Adobe farts out the latest edit!

22/03/2022

We want to give an absolute heartfelt thank you to EVERYONE at Galaxycon Richmond for being so welcoming across the board. AMAZING fans, AMAZING staff. We are a tiny little channel and you all made us feel like rockstars!

Video Chat One-to-One, Get Personalized Autographs, and see a FREE Live Stream Q&As with top Celebrities.

19/03/2022

Join us at 9pm for a LIVE episode of Licence to Swill only at Galaxycon Richmond. Probably would have been a good idea for us to share this a week ago. We are fu***ng terrible at promotion.

25/02/2022

We have business cards. They aren't the best quality, but they're here... Really quite a fitting description for the channel, come to think of it.

14/02/2022

This year you are all our Valentine's. Largely because no one loves us, but more importantly because we are ready to share with you our latest video: Licence to Swill Episode 4 - GOLDFINGER! https://youtu.be/A6rcmL0u94c

06/02/2022

Licence to Swill Episode 5 is taking a bit longer to edit than we originally thought. In an effort to satiate your desire for boozy discussion on a rental deposit-destroying set, we present a now UNLOCKED Patreon Exclusive video of outtakes from the Christmas episode. Enjoy this free sample and become a patron for more!

The fourth episode is taking a bit longer to get out than we anticipated. As a result, we decided to share an example of what our exclusive Patreon content l...

10/01/2022

Yall got plans Wednesday around noon eastern? Wanna maybe check out our premiere of Priced to Move - Episode 8? https://youtu.be/5tsZu30y_jM

26/12/2021

Merry Christmas mother fu***rs! Dave is going to make a bunch of goddamn drinks because we have not made good decisions this year so why should we stop now?

21/12/2021

HAPPY HOLIDAYS VIEWERS!
The third episode of Licence to Swill is here for your holiday enjoyment. Things are a bit different with this installment (aside from the weird element of joy and cheer surrounding it) since we are reviewing a "non-Bond" movie this episode. Join us as we review Our Man Flint and spread around the link for us maybe?
https://youtu.be/53cPNkwszB8

MERRY CHRISTMAS! We are celebrating the yuletide season... for some reason... by reviewing our first "Non-Bond" spy film: Our Man Flint starring James Coburn...

24/11/2021

The boys return (well RETURNED, since we shot this 3 years ago) to stuff their faces with sugary crap in the 7th full episode of Priced to Move. We got at least 5 more of these to grind through over the next few months so be prepared for some of those sweet 2018 references.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYe7EhDxwy8

boys return (well RETURNED, since we shot this 3 years ago) to stuff their faces with sugary crap in the 7th full epis...

24/10/2021

Considering the stream broke Saturday, who would be interested in trying again on Wednesday via Facebook or Kast?

24/10/2021

So YouTube pulled our Halloween Stream down mid-Garfield because we can't have anything nice. Thanks to the 126 of you that were watching with us! We had a blast and it is a shame that we won't be able to share the video after the fact, especially after Dave delivered a baby live on air when our pregnant neighbor came over to give us cookies!

HAPPY HALLOWEEN BRAND NEW BABY!

22/10/2021

We are a little over 24 hours away from our Hauntoween Spooktacular! Keep an eye out for a link to the YouTube stream prior to the show at 8pm EST and with any luck we might be able to stream it here too. This stream actually has some prep work involved so its gonna be pretty special. DON'T MISS IT!

MARK YOUR CALENDARS FOR SPOOPY FUN on Sat Oct 23rd at 8PM!

Moderately Neato LIVE! returns for a "HAUNTOWEEN SPOOKTACULAR! A SUPER SPOOPY STREAMING SPECIAL!"

We have tons of ghastly goodies lined up including:

*A live Q&A session where we take your creepy questions!
*Special wicked watch-along of Garfield's Halloween Adventure featuring commentary with Dave since it is the only happy memory he has!
*A game of Horror Trivia with the constant threat of Candy Corn looming in the background!
*PLUS! Occasional runs of classic Halloween Commercials of the past 4 years for some stupid damn reason!

It should factor into about 90 minutes of Spoopy fun for you all to ignore! So if you are too FRIGHTENED to leave your house the week before Halloween, join us for lame crap that Nick is forcing on us because this season is all he has left that makes him fu***ng feel anything... Oh and we will wear costumes.

JOIN US! Saturday October 23rd at 8pm EST!

21/10/2021

In case you missed it, the latest episode of was released this weekend. Click to watch Davd look on like a big fat jerk while Nick and Joe suffer through fish eggs and olive juice. Oh and they watch . Spread this thing around. The more people that hear our annoying theme song the better.

https://youtu.be/KtcSCm_61IE

17/10/2021

The agents return for their second mission and discuss the first James Bond sequel in From Russia With Love. They drink something gross and Dave forces the guys to eat fish eggs. Share, Like, and Subscribe! With any luck more people might see this episode than the first one and we won't feel so stupid for building an elaborate set for nothing!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtcSCm_61IE

01/10/2021

MARK YOUR CALENDARS FOR SPOOPY FUN on Sat Oct 23rd at 8PM!

Moderately Neato LIVE! returns for a "HAUNTOWEEN SPOOKTACULAR! A SUPER SPOOPY STREAMING SPECIAL!"

We have tons of ghastly goodies lined up including:

*A live Q&A session where we take your creepy questions!
*Special wicked watch-along of Garfield's Halloween Adventure featuring commentary with Dave since it is the only happy memory he has!
*A game of Horror Trivia with the constant threat of Candy Corn looming in the background!
*PLUS! Occasional runs of classic Halloween Commercials of the past 4 years for some stupid damn reason!

It should factor into about 90 minutes of Spoopy fun for you all to ignore! So if you are too FRIGHTENED to leave your house the week before Halloween, join us for lame crap that Nick is forcing on us because this season is all he has left that makes him fu***ng feel anything... Oh and we will wear costumes.

JOIN US! Saturday October 23rd at 8pm EST!

06/09/2021

Ladies and Gentlemen we present our newest series, years in the making! LICENCE TO SWILL. We built a real set and everything!

Watch us review James Bond's first film appearance in Dr No. Also we drink a gross looking cocktail made with tea, beer, and whiskey. Share with everyone. It'd suck to lose our deposit building a set for a show 19 people watch...

https://youtu.be/YGXkMZVB3-8

13/08/2021

Happy Friday the 13th Everybody!

https://youtu.be/czx-3zK1SsY

In this clip from the Season Finale of Fight Fight, Nick and Joe discuss an actor that resembles the face (and multiple chins) of InfoWars. For more garbage ...

11/07/2021

WE WENT ON AN ADVENTURE!
Dave and Nick went to Dezerland Orlando today where we were lucky enough to get a sneak peek at their newly opening James Bond Experience and, honestly, we could have stayed for hours. We cannot wait for this place to open up and would be ecstatic for the chance to showcase more of it for you all during our Licence to Swill series after it debuts in August.
Here are a few pics of the exhibit, posted with permission from Dezerland!
If you are in the Orlando area any time soon we highly recommend you stop by and visit their Car Museum. Keep an eye out on their page for details on when the Bond Experience opens to the public!

11/06/2021

LICENCE TO SWILL ANNOUNCEMNT IN SPECIAL VIDEO FORMAT!
We drank fancy looking rum and talked about our new show. Watch the video below and be sure to keep an eye out when Licence to Swill arrives THIS AUGUST!
https://youtu.be/E30gwjj2Py0

GOOD EVENING MISTERS AND MISSES MODERATELY NEATO FANS!The world fell apart and we hit an existential crisis at the absolute peak of lockdown which forced our...

11/06/2021

Special shout out to Steve Mesa of MesaMedia for their continued support on Patreon. We uploaded some super special content for you, bud, with more to come each week. Be like Steve, everybody, become a patron. Also like his page. Steve is good people.

08/06/2021

A lack of filming has left us shaken... not stirred.

08/05/2021

For anyone who missed what is arguably the funniest exchange we have had on Fright Fight, here is a clip without having to watch any of our long ass videos.

In this clip from the Season Finale of Fight Fight, Nick and Joe discuss an actor that resembles the face (and multiple chins) of InfoWars. For more garbage ...

26/04/2021

Rest in pieces, brick wall set. You were good to us over the past few years, but alas your time has ended. We are so very excited to show everyone what will rise from your ashes.