The Worst Writer in the World

29/05/2024

Its Throwback Wednesday. That's a thing.

From the ManBuyCow Podcastwww.manbuycow.comI took a saunter in the jungle one dayWhen I saw something hairy hanging from a treeGoing all “Ook!” And going all...

04/05/2024

You should listen to this book. Partly because it's really good. But mostly because it's read by Rufus….

Get it on Audible!!!

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London, 2120. Frankie dreams of being promoted from undercover police officer to super-powered crime fighter. Could her new mission to spy on a secret cabal of highly-skilled rebels in a poverty zone be her chance to impress her boss?

No. No, it could not.

Because the rebels are just a group of hapless hippies and hysterics attempting to survive in the hellscape. And the Catford Zone is a wild chaos of glitching brain implants and mutant insects where people can only live in the top floors of buildings because below is deadly. And then one of her new housemates tries to drill a hole in her brain as an ‘experiment’. Just surviving is pushing Frankie to her limits.

Her AI bot boss won’t let her leave until she’s completed the mission, but how can she when there’s no mission to complete?

And what’s so dangerous at ground level?

The Catford Catastrophe Zone is a funny, exhilarating dystopian science fiction thriller with unforgettable characters set in a world that is rapidly devouring itself.

29/09/2021

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Well s**t.

20/06/2021

Here's a trailer for the first Worst Writer story: The Mystery of the Golden Bus

The Worst Writer in the World is a weekly comedy podcast - in which Rufus & Howard read, rip apart, and occasionally mock the stories that Howard wrote when he was too young to know better....

Over 100 episodes - available free from The British Comedy Guide - and all the usual podcast places

https://soundcloud.com/manbuycow/the-worst-writer-in-the-world-the-mystery-of-the-golden-bus-trailer

The Worst Writer in the World is a free weekly comedy podcast - in which Rufus & Howard read, rip apart, and occasionally mock the stories that Howard wrote when he was too young to know better....

20/06/2021

Here's a trailer for the first Worst Writer story: Rapunzel

The Worst Writer in the World is a weekly comedy podcast - in which Rufus & Howard read, rip apart, and occasionally mock the stories that Howard wrote when he was too young to know better....

Over 100 episodes - available free from The British Comedy Guide - and all the usual podcast places

The Worst Writer in the World is a free weekly comedy podcast - in which Rufus & Howard read, rip apart, and occasionally mock the stories that Howard wrote when he was too young to know better....

11/05/2021

Worst Writer - Blood Red Terror Hood, from The Worst Writer in the World

27/04/2021

A comedy storytelling podcast in which Rufus attempts to read everything that Howard wrote when he was a child, while Howard listens and feels increasingly ashamed.

09/03/2021

This week's episode of STARS has been available SINCE YESTERDAY!!!