Xenonion News

16/08/2024

Galactic meteorologists have warned that space weather will become increasingly unpredictable and dangerous over the coming months, with a number of major storm systems forecast during September.

What do you think?

Galactic meteorologists have warned that space weather will become increasingly unpredictable and dangerous over the coming months, with a number of major storm systems forecast during September. What do you think?

09/08/2024

Assault Soldiers To Share Dorm With Recently Merged Xenomorph Army

05/08/2024

Infinity Machine Successfully Repurposed To Run Galactic Lotto

29/07/2024

Cetana Stuns Galaxy With 'Era's End' Comeback Tour

18/07/2024

Galactic Focus Calls For Use Of Comically Large Magnifying Glass

06/07/2024

Ageing Synth Self-Conscious About Rapidly Advancing Rust Line On Scalp

28/06/2024

The Whispering Monolith’s lackluster performance in the United Nations of Earth (UNE’s) first presidential election debate has sparked concern about the 15,000 year-old mysterious column’s fitness for office.

The Whispering Monolith’s lackluster performance in the United Nations of Earth (UNE’s) first presidential election debate has sparked concern about the 15,000 year-old mysterious column’s fitness for office. Floating motionlessly behind its podium, the dark and foreboding block repeatedly fai...

23/06/2024

Slavers Sell Virtual Blorg As Non-Fungoid Tokens (NFTs)

14/06/2024

Crew Horrified To Learn Emergency Warp Takes 10 Business Days To Activate

09/06/2024

“The new Synaptic Resonator was supposed to help us harness the power of subjects’ stray thoughts,” overseer Cathiox Moz told Xenonion. “However the only thing the generative matrix actually harnessed was an image of a Blorg *in* a harness.”

Officials from the Lacertan Techno-Protectorate have confirmed that their Synaptic Lathe has been decommissioned after a recently resettled pop flooded the network with highly inappropriate images of a Blorg fungoid. The Lathe, constructed earlier this year, has allowed the Lacertans to connect the

03/06/2024

Unbidden Launch Pride Campaign

26/05/2024

Exclusive: Xenonion has obtained live footage of a Horizon Needle breaching a black hole

19/05/2024

Virtual Pop Colony Ship Not Recognized By Planet

12/05/2024

Cosmogenesist Accidentally Attends Cosmetology Conference

05/05/2024

Science Crew Asks For Backpay After Decades MIA In Subspace

29/04/2024

Linda-3 states it came to the conclusion after a series of organic colleagues approached it to ask how its weekend had been.

A local individualist machine clerk states it has come to the horrifying conclusion that life was better as a mindless gestalt drone. L1-NDA-03, or ‘Linda-3’ as it now prefers to be known, states it had eagerly awaited a recent update to allow free consciousness. “At first I was overjoyed to e...

21/04/2024

Nature: So Cute! Dimensional Horror Builds Adorable Giant Nest In Ringworld Ruins

14/04/2024

Rick The Cube Tops PlayBlorg's Hot 100 List

07/04/2024

Ravenous Dyson Swarm Plagues Local Star

31/03/2024

UNE Over-Farming Of Bunnies May Collapse Galactic Easter Egg Trade, Report Warns

24/03/2024

Area Synth Prompted To Update Self During Time-Critical Task

17/03/2024

Organic Ship Interior Keeps Making Gross Squelching Noises

10/03/2024

Zro production on the planet of Arrakis has been thrown into disarray following a change in local refinery ownership. Prices of the substance have now soared on galactic markets. What do you think? https://bit.ly/439T08W

03/03/2024

Felid Crew Accidentally Incapacitates Self After Firing XL Gamma Laser

25/02/2024

Sublight Speed Increased After Blade Of Huntress Found, Held By Neck Of Ship Pilot

18/02/2024

Local residents on Unity have complained that not only will the site be an eyesore, but could pose a risk to their health if the invisible abstract resource leaks.

Activists have slammed plans to build the galaxy’s largest influence storage facility on the continental world of Unity as “dangerous.” The Commonwealth of Man’s (CoM) state-run construction firm CommCon has proposed building over 9,000 giant storage containers across nearly 1,000 acres of l...

16/02/2024

Primitive Species Consults Situation Log

11/02/2024

Contingency, Unbidden & Prethoryn Team Up To Fight Upstart Crisis Empire

04/02/2024

Stream now: Tachyon Dance - the galaxy's best electronic music, live from Chor's Compass

02/02/2024

Announcing their decision yesterday, the Cultural Oversight Committee (COC) stated there had been a “serious deterioration” in the planet’s natural beauty after several gaia-seeding facilities had been built alongside historic acid beaches.

The tomb world of Desolas has been stripped of its official resort status after a Galactic Community committee concluded planned clean-up operations threatened the touristic appeal of the planet. Announcing their decision yesterday, the Cultural Oversight Committee (COC) stated there had been a “s...