The Mugdown

19/08/2024

"As expected, the survey found that almost every student spent this summer making career-defining moves."

A new study finds that yes, everyone did in fact have a more productive summer than you. Prior to the...

03/05/2024

Of Course, this is just between you and me. No need to get the Honor Council involved.

Mugdown Staff

02/05/2024

For more news that keeps you from locking in, visit Mugdown.com
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[Student who is supposed to be “locking in” actually reading this post right now]

02/05/2024

For more news that keeps you from locking in, visit Mugdown.com
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[Student who is supposed to be “locking in” actually reading this post right now]

29/04/2024

If your organization does not appear in the list, then it is not a true Texas A&M organization; being in it makes you lame, so you should probably keep it to yourself. See the rankings here!

After two grueling years of research and sending out scouts to infiltrate every single Texas A&M Organization, The Mugdown has...

29/04/2024

The Mugdown’s secret investigators have finally uncovered the only comprehensive and correct crew ranking, clink on the link to see where each crew falls!

After seasons and seasons of carefully infiltrating Student Bonfire — lurking unseen in each crews’ woods during cut and sneaking...

29/04/2024

It’s that time of the year when we provide only the highest quality content! Clickbait week starts now!
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[The Mugdown Presents Clickbait Week]

27/04/2024

“I had heard that Harry’s was moving, but does it have to move so far away?” Cassidy said. “I guess they wanted more of an Old Western desert feel, but did they forget we have all of West Texas? At least that commute would be better.”

Hurricane Harry’s, a College Station dance hall and bar, has announced that they will be taking over the lease of...

25/04/2024

“Why should I be subsidizing more of our nation’s debt than the fifth largest company on the planet just because I have a scholarship?” Mae said. “I thought scholarships were free money. Why do I have to pay taxes?”

On April 15th, finance sophomore and full-ride scholarship recipient Sallie Mae filed her tax return and found she owed $7500...

24/04/2024

For something else to scroll instead of studying, visit Mugdown.com
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[Governor Abbot Repeals TikTok Ban to Avoid Agreeing With Biden On Something]

23/04/2024

“I was always worried that college would change my daughter,” June Garner, mother to current sophomore Jake Garner, said to Pull Out Day organizers in the MSC. “To hear about my precious baby celebrating the act of pulling out? I am lost for words!”

As sophomores eagerly await the festivities of Pull Out Day, protests have erupted across campus vehemently condemning the event because...

23/04/2024

For more news that devastates boot chasers, visit Mugdown.com
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[THE CORPS OF CADETS UPDATES UNIFORM CODE FOR EVENING PULL OUT FORMATION]

19/04/2024

“If you ask me, I’m not fully convinced that the mud was just mud, if you catch my meaning,” a participant, wishing to stay anonymous, said. “I can’t prove anything, but let’s just say I saw a number of the members running the mud pits going to the porta-potties a little too regularly.”

A recent outbreak of pink eye among participants of last Sunday’s Gladiator Dash, a 5-kilometer mud run, has sparked an...

18/04/2024

It's that time of year again! We are incredibly grateful for the time, effort, and creativity our graduating members have contributed to our organization. Recognize any faces?

17/04/2024

"I want you to deal with your problems by becoming funny." - The Wolf of Wallstreet (probably)
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[The Mugdown comes out tomorrow]

16/04/2024

“Turns out, the market and sisterhood have more in common than you’d think — navigating highs and lows, perfecting timing and compatibility, diversifying your portfolio, and aiming for a long-term return on investment for both parties.”

In an unprecedented move combining sisterhood with science, Kappa Delta sister Tiffany Carter has begun the process to outsource the...

15/04/2024

“Juice has been my hero ever since I was a kid growing up on old Bills tapes,” Yanes said. “Dunking in orange juice is the least I can do to keep his memory alive, especially since his football career has been overshadowed by… well, you know.”

This past Friday, junior Johnny Yanes performed his ring dunk in orange juice to pay homage to his favorite NFL...

15/04/2024

Hullabaloo, Connect, Connect! Test your A&M knowledge in the Mugdown's newest puzzle game on our website or at the link in bio.

13/04/2024

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10/04/2024

“It’s not fair!” Smithers, while rolling on the sidewalk, said. “If I can’t moped, how will people know I’m better than them when I ride to class? This means I’ll have to take the… the… the bus.”

Sophomore industrial engineering major Brad Smithers was shocked to discover this morning that traffic laws did not revolve around him...

09/04/2024

“It felt nice to have just one day without my students asking me idiotic questions in lecture,” Dr. Albert Stevenson, a professor in the English Literature department, said. “To be honest, I couldn’t care less if they watched the eclipse or not. Lord knows I didn’t.”

Prior to Monday’s total solar eclipse, many Texas A&M professors canceled lectures scheduled for that day under the pretense of...

08/04/2024

For the latest updates on when the rapture will happen, visit Mugdown.com
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[Pile of clothes found in Christian roommate's bedroom right after totality of the eclipse]

06/04/2024

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04/04/2024

Wearing our new merch is guaranteed to make you 12.5% more witty, attractive, and popular*. Pre-orders are available until April 8th. (*The Mugdown makes no guarantee of the above statement as we just made it up.)

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04/04/2024

“Due to scheduling constraints, all tap-dancing meetings will have to be conducted in my apartment, conveniently located on the third floor,” Andrews said. “Practices will take place at 3 a.m. as those are prime tapping hours.”

In a devastating blow to all who enjoy peace, your upstairs neighbor, Tina Andrews, has announced her presidency of a...

01/04/2024

“I’m just glad the university has finally realized the academic importance of this game to the Department of Communications,” Gavin Miller, the potential professor for the class, said. “I only wish lectures could be every day to keep up with the fast-paced nature of the game”.

In an effort to stop students from playing it in other classes, Texas A&M University has decided to offer a...

29/03/2024

“If you want to win, you have to be strategic,” Freedman said. “Instead of running the org well, it’s more efficient to just figure out who the most naive person in the organization is. From there, you can prey on their insecurities and need to be liked, fill that emotional need, then abuse it.”

Casey Freedman, president of Pre-Veterinary Aggies for Change, was recently spotted picking up six freshmen for a Thursday drinking night,...

28/03/2024

“We put a lot of effort into our work,” Jake Ross, a senior marketing student, said. “I know as business students we are always taught to blur lines, but coloring inside them is so much more difficult.”

This Friday, Stark Galleries is set to unveil a new exhibit entitled “Corporate Canvases” to honor the work of Mays...

27/03/2024

“It would mean everything to me if the entire fraternity’s groups could be rearranged, so I won’t have to spend a single day away from him. Thanks and Gig’ Em!”

Freshmen fraternity pledges Roderick Fisher and Justin Ware were eagerly awaiting their group assignments for The Big Event until a...

26/03/2024

“This is the third year in a row that I’ve been assigned to do yard work for an upper-middle-class couple, and I think it just clicked,” Jackson said. “I was weeding one of their eight flowerbeds and I was like, 'I love this stuff. I love doing this.'”

Phillip Jackson, junior biomedical sciences major and soon-to-be college dropout, has discovered his passion for landscaping after participating in Big...