06/04/2024
PLEASE TAKE YOUR TIME AND READ THIS:
“Confessions of a Ghostwriter”
I started as a ghostwriter over 20 years ago. What I'm about to share is the reason I quit.
I should have quit sooner, but it was the only way to feed my family. At least that’s what I had convinced myself to believe.
My first pang of conscience came when I sat with my first boss to map out the writing project and he told me to create a TOC. A TOC? I thought. Wait, my job is to take his loosely configured sketches and create a masterpiece. No. Turns out I was doing everything, then giving it to him to edit, which he called “writing the book," and it was I who was to consider myself "the editor."
The second big gulp of self-respect came on a different occasion when the “writer,” who was doing a book on American history, asked me to add his quotable quote to a list of quotes from famous Americans, including presidents and war heroes. When I grabbed my pen to take his quote, he said, “No, you write it.” That’s right. He wanted me to create his quotable quote that would ring through the halls of history along with Lincoln! He asked me to write three and he’d pick one. He loved all three so much that all of them went into the book.
I decided to leave the bizz of smoke and mirrors in search of something better. I couldn't listen to my pesky conscience anymore (not all ghostwriting is deceptive. It can be a job of integrity if done properly).
Not long after; however, I was offered a lucrative ghostwriting contract and happened to need some quick cash, still not having found that "something better." My conscience would have to wait.
Met with the guy, and he said, “You know the difference between an author and a writer?” I tried to keep my eyebrows down. “I’m the author and you’re the writer.” The idea was clear. If someone initiates a book project, he’s the “author.”
Hmm, I thought. A little slippery with la lingua. So, what if he wanted me to paint his painting? Would that make him the painter