The Bear Newz

05/08/2024

Hi**er was on the right, Civil War was about slavery, and we landed on the moon.

02/08/2024

Steroids, Intersex athletes and testosterone.

29/07/2024

We got nothing.

22/07/2024

How the Democrats will nominate their candidate.

16/07/2024

In breaking news, Project 2025 will send anyone putting raisins in potato salad to FEMA camps.

15/07/2024

The Trump shooting, and other news.

01/07/2024

The Debate, what is coming next, the news of the day.

24/06/2024

Who had Iran bombing Israel on their bingo cards?

22/06/2024

In the world of sports, a crossfitter broke a world record. He went 42 minutes without telling people he did crossfit.

22/06/2024

18/06/2024

If I was Zeus here are some near punishments that I would do, for people that deserve punishment's but aren't hell worthy.
1) Every traffic stop is a sovereign citizen.
2) You get chips but no salsa at a Mexican restaurant.
3) You get sausage gravy but no biscuits.
4) All of your spaghetti is pre broken.
5) You have firewatch at 0330 every day.
6) Your bacon is vegan.
7) You have to Karaoke Justin Bieber, Baby.
8 ) You have to spell Ashley the right way, you get zapped for every wrong spelling.
9) You have to wait for the guy doing curls in the squat rack with gloves.
10) Your beer is O'doul's.
11) Your tiramisu is Frangelico free.
Hey look, life is short so enjoy the ride.

12/06/2024

Imagine invading the USA, and the Chinese are trying to translate, "Raise hell, praise Dale" coming from the trees.

09/06/2024

Epoch Times CFO Bill Guan is charged in alleged $67 million global money laundering scheme. The allegations stem from Guan buying crime proceeds from insurance scams and other illicit transactions and then converting those vehicles into cryptocurrency. He used off shore accounts, and stolen personal identification information to launder money and increase revenue projections. Epoch times went from 15.4 Million in 2019 revenue to 62.7 exempt revenue in 2020.
The Epoch Times founder, John Tang, has been critical in reporting of degenerate behavior of the Chinese Government.
Note: The Epoch Times is not accused of bad behavior or any misalignment or fraud, it is their CFO only. In a statement issued The Epoch Times has a long standing policy of acting with integrity. The media outlet is not under investigation.

08/06/2024

Iowa State professor Robert Overstreet on online sales and dynamics.

07/06/2024

Kids who are born today, if they will have a viable chance of seeing the year 2100.

05/06/2024

Do you know why divers fall backward into the water? If they fell forward they would fall into the boat.

04/06/2024

In case you are looking for work.

28/05/2024

FIji water had a recall this year, you know what has never been recalled?
Scotch.

27/05/2024

Rest in Peace Bill Walton.

27/05/2024

03/05/2024

When fiction comes true, and the world is funnier. This hits home.

02/05/2024

This is just comedy gold.

01/05/2024

I have studied martial arts for years, and I learned something interesting when I was in the Marines when I met my first tunnel rat. The martial art taught to most tunnel rats was Hapkido. At the time of the Vietnam war it was the most available martial art that had instructors. After the war with Korea and that more servicemen are in Korea than any other country overseas, it became the easiest martial art to get instructors for. Sijak.

30/04/2024

From the river to the sea, this will be the only flag you see.

20/04/2024

This lioness was bitten by a hippo, who broke her jaw. She will suffer and probably not make it. I dont think people realize how bad ass hippos are, and how they are just walking vegetarian killing machines.

19/04/2024

If I wont the lotto, there would be signs.

16/04/2024

If you dont think Facebook looks at your messenger you are absolutely wrong, they just blocked me on messenger for cursing at a scammer. So think about that.

16/04/2024

This is making its rounds, it is false information and if you look up the data it is completely different. It is a very good hoax of a combination of a picture and a story.

15/04/2024

What do you think they are talking about?

15/04/2024

If you are going back to an 1864 law, can you set the prices of groceries back to that era?