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20/07/2024

The Zanzibar Gem did not immediately respond to a request for comment.

LOS ANGELES, CA—Although 52-year-old Trent Reznor's family and a 7-year-old weeping fig have shared a home for over six years, the two rarely acknowledge each other’s existence.

15/07/2024

Your favorite band stinks.
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05/07/2024

"All these goth-punk-whatever people always flood the dancefloor. I thought they hated EDM."

Danny Smith, aka EeerDrumz, wants to know why he's repeatedly asked to perform at events related to a wholly different genre.

01/07/2024

Kelly's attorneys say he is getting no sunlight or "meaningful interaction with underage girls."

Kelly is getting no sunlight, no "meaningful interaction with underage girls," limited email access, and is allowed to shower just three times a week, his lawyers said in the motion.

30/06/2024

"When he started wearing American Eagle in high school, I thought it was just a phase."

RUTHERFORD, CT—68-year-old Gladys "Nightwitch" Hanson is not happy with her grandson's chosen lifestyle.

28/06/2024

The game was paused as Josh Ravenblood was batting with two outs in the top of the fourth.

OSWEGO, IL—Asked if he was unhappy about the game being called, Team Captain Josh Bloodraven replied, "I'm always unhappy."

20/06/2024

Satan's preferred machinery for undermining the Truth of Creationism.

Lucifer's list is sure to spark controversy among paleontologists and Christians alike.

16/06/2024

"I heard them in the end credits of 'Halloween Kills.' But don’t tell my parents, they don’t know that I watched it."

We don’t usually give Ghost fans the time of day, but most parents don’t offer us a crisp Ben Franklin in exchange for just five hours of babysitting services.

12/06/2024

Stay protected this summer.

She was inspired when her goth softball game was postponed after a two-hour sun delay.

05/06/2024

Many are still calling the event a tragedy.

All unaffected attendees are expected to not need to make a recovery of any kind.

25/05/2024

Beowulf is currently awaiting reward for his noble act against GRENDEL.

MADISON, WI—A man calling himself Beowulf stormed the stage and tore frontman JD Tucker's arm from his body,

24/05/2024

Thankfully, the venue keeps a recovery disc behind the bar. - Photo by MolotovMike.com

LANCASTER, UK—The IT Department has been called in to a local night club after a cyber goth froze up on the dancefloor.

22/05/2024

Everyone knows black licorice is gross, and if you like it, you're wrong.

BELFORD, ME—Everyone knows black licorice is gross, but a gothic Instagram "model" insists that she enjoys eating the chewy nightmare sticks.

15/05/2024

Fans can expect to pay upwards of $100 extra to avoid having a conversation with Morrissey.

When reached for explanation, Morrissey's publicist asked, "Isn't it obvious?"

01/05/2024

ISO a woman to write an article about witches. Not because we're woke, but because we are afraid of being cursed.

25/04/2024

Photos of the supposedly stolen gear appeared to be merely screenshots from an Amazon Wishlist.

The band planned to fund their first foray into live shows by scamming their fans.

02/04/2024

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29/03/2024

UPDATE: Build-A-Bear has filed an injunction against Dead Animal Assembly Plant stating they "never approved these ghastly changes to store operations."

Customers can utilize parts of deceased creatures to construct their own customized dead animals.

17/03/2024

Give us something new. Shake things up. Just don't give anyone a ni**le tattoo like the new Crow remake.

Gamers are upset that the series has strayed from the source material.

23/02/2024

http://bit.ly/tootpublic Our TooT shirts (and the others) are also available at Teepublic. Get 'em while you can.

11/02/2024

You don't.

Tigerpanther frontman Nicky Pittman drastically misjudged his audiences’ level of familiarity last night with several of his songs.

08/02/2024

06/02/2024

The Ultra Heavy Beat is back, maybe.

The industrial scene is possibly buzzing with the news that another KMFDM album could be out.

05/02/2024

Specifically, "Lacertine Forest" by Psycroptic.

In 2016, at the Ultra Music Festival, EDM artist Deadmau5 trolled an entire crowd of fans by blaring death metal.

02/02/2024

Every Tuesday at 10pm do you know where you should be? That’s right, come to The Hogshead where I will be spinning records until last call.

30/01/2024

Local grunge revival band Lost Junk announced that they inked an unofficial deal to give a nearby Goodwill distribution rights to all their merchandise.

22/12/2023

Interpol has since linked the man to multiple fatal stabbings across the globe involving a sharpened candy cane.

Santa Claus is real, and he's definitely on his own naughty list.

13/12/2023

12/12/2023

store.rivetingnews.org You'll never be as fabulous as Em, but maybe if you try wearing the same shirt...

11/12/2023

Our editor thinks he can just rant about anything and publish it if he puts "Opinion:" in the headline.