16/12/2023
If this podcast wasn’t already niche enough, strap in for a very merry holiday horn hootenanny!
The captain of our ship and local grinch Todd took a mulligan on this one, leaving Ethan and Tim to pull the weight in compiling this eclectic and festive flurry of rock, glam, pop, punk, and punk parody tunes. While these may not be the greatest songs ever written (hell, they aren’t even the greatest Christmas songs ever written), we can guarantee they are the best of the best in Christmas songs featuring a horn and that’s what we’re all here for, right?
We have some good news and some bad news… literally… we start things off with Bad News (pause for laughter) but the good news for you internet trolls is that we’ve gifted you this holiday season with the Rocket From The Crypt tune you’ve all been clamoring for since they were first played back in Episode 1. Hopefully that keeps you sated for a while. If only X-Ray Spex and The Saints had done the same, it’d be crickets from the peanut gallery.
We break our self-imposed “no ska will be played” contract and deliver you a twofer from The Meaty, Meaty Beeftones and Mild Manners. When you’re drinking from a well this shallow, some concessions need be made.
After an hour and a half of yuletide punishment, Todd is swept up in Ethan’s unusually positive energy and the spirit of Christmas present. He makes the bold statement that, “Christmas songs are no longer just for December and shall be listened to year-round!” Ethan then comes to from his eggnog blackout and realizes it was all just a dream, but they’ve both learned much from this journey and are forever changed.
Listen now at razorcake.org and don’t be a grinch, the donation drive is in warp mode!
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