Champions of the Cosmos

08/07/2024

A tense, character-centered, feature-length drama set during the American War of Independence. | Check out 'LOYALISTS: A Revolutionary War Film' on Indiegogo.

04/07/2022

FIST OF THE WASTELAND is now streaming!

"A desert wanderer adventures through a post-apocalyptic desert wasteland filled with insane freaks, ferocious dinosaurs, exploding robot snakes, and an empire of bandits who worship Amazon.com. Using mystical karate powers, The Fist of the Wasteland fights and survives in the hopes of accomplishing his ultimate goal...to REBOOT HUMANITY!"

The wait is over! Click here watch this post-apocalyptic short film and support us! https://vimeo.com/ondemand/fistofthewasteland

A desert wanderer embarks on a daunting quest through a post-apocalyptic wasteland filled with dinosaurs, exploding robot snakes, insane freaks, and an empire of…

27/05/2022

Fist of the Wasteland is on it's way to Italy!

We're super excited to once again be part of CineUnderground film festival!

Big thanks to everyone at CineUnderground for putting on this amazing fest. Hopefully one day we can attend in person!

24/05/2022

Who's excited to watch Fist of the Wasteland on streaming video soon? This rude dude, that's who.

Who else?

13/05/2022

A hell-squad of Zargantian Lizard Troopers pursues the fleeing Galactic Commander Helios through the searing hot atmosphere of the cursed planet Grindlebar.

12/05/2022

WAKEY WAKEY.

Maybe we'll come out of hibernation?

25/02/2022

TONIGHT! Galaxy Lords is making it's WORLD TELEVISION PREMIERE!

See our feature film one of the ways it was truly meant to be seen...On public access in the wee hours of the night!

Tune in to the Sinema Obscuraprogram on CAN TV tonight at 1130pm, right after JBTV Music Television, and take a trip to a Star Kingdom beyond your wildest imaginations!

19/02/2022

Happy Birthday to the incomparable ! May your day be filled with donuts beyond comprehension!

09/02/2022

Lance Allen, superstar of Fist of the Wasteland, just released the comedy album "This Isn't an Act". This guy is insanely talented and his standup is amazing. Check it out!

https://music.apple.com/album/1608390137?app=itunes&ls=1&fbclid=IwAR26RlY3sP5BinZp7-Ht-wAjD_mhVqzndnYttfZkiJ2DocNSscVzCQh0Zrs

Album · 2022 · 9 Songs

07/02/2022

Through the mystical teachings of the Ancient DVD, the Fist of the Wasteland has unlocked unimaginable karate powers...
Lance Allen

05/02/2022

https://lunchmeatvhs.com/collections/vhs/products/galaxy-lords-vhs

**AVAILABLE NOW** Fire up your VCR because things are about to get intergalaxial... Galaxy Lords is now available on VIDEO CASSETTE! We're super excited to have collabed with Lunchmeat VHS on this VHS release. Their craftsmanship on these tapes is so great, and we're honored to be partnering with such an awesome group.

See Galaxy Lords the way it was meant to be viewed! Tend your VHS orchard, and add this amazing tape to your collection! This is a LIMITED RELEASE, so grab one while they're available! Otherwise MechaCelestros will blast ya.

04/02/2022

**HUGE HEPTIGALAXIAL ANNOUCEMENT**

We've collabed with Lunchmeat VHS to make Galaxy Lords available on VHS! Starting tomorrow Feb 5th at noon, head over LUNCHMEATVHS.COM and snag your limited edition copy of this majestic star fable!

01/02/2022

No one knows for sure happened when The Before was obliterated. All that is known is that the world left behind...The Wasteland...is filled with despair and desolation.

31/01/2022

More Fist of the Wasteland designs have been added to our shop!

Make your dreams come true with a Puke & Big Frank commemorative mug... Or maybe your newborn wants to rep The Techno Priestess?

All will be revealed at the merch shop: https://championsofthecosmos.myspreadshop.com/

28/01/2022

Today we honor the celestial emergence of the King of the Cosmos,
VON BILKA

Without his visionary leadership and dauntless spirit Champions of the Cosmos would never have been formed.

Raise a glass and sing his praises below! Here's to many many more rotations around the sun! 🍾

27/01/2022

The Amazon Empire employs all manner of cybernetic technology to help meet it's devious needs. Technology from the past, present, and future combine to create a dangerous and terrifying world that the Fist of the Wasteland must journey through.

21/01/2022

Here's to a Holly Jolly Happy (Belated) Birthday to the Fist of the Wasteland himself, Lance Allen!

He's got a comedy album dropping this weekend, so be sure to follow his ass and get your laugh on because he's legitimately hilarious. HBD Lancey poo!

12/01/2022

Even the most beautiful perfect angel baby is target of the MADDENING INSANITY wrought by the horrifying CORN MONSTERS created by "SCIENCE"!

05/01/2022

Wishing a very HAPPY birthday to the incredible ! This dashing diminutive dude is responsible for so much of the dumb and awesome VFX in our films, not to mention his portrayal of some unforgettable characters. Without him Champs does not exist.

HBD, Duplo. U old as f**k!

30/12/2021

A typical morning in the Wasteland.

25/12/2021

Wishing all you filthy animals a Holly Jolly Holiday!

May Th'rabadicktivors essence purify our loins this day.

🎄👽🛸🥩🦀⛄👽💩👁️🧑‍🎄🐸💋🕵️🕎🦀💋💨🌲🎅🖤

24/12/2021

Look at this bunch of Holly Jolly Fist of the Wasteland fans!

Have you ever seen someone so stoked to have an Insane Freaker t-shirt?

15/12/2021

Yancey will use whatever means necessary to win the surf competition, including methods some consider to be...unnatural.

RIP Kip.

14/12/2021

Today is the last day to order from our shop for guaranteed arrival before Xmas! Make your loved ones' dreams come true with some Champions of the Cosmos merch!

Click the link in our bio or visit www.championsofthecosmos.com !

13/12/2021

**ATTENTION SHOPPERS** The Champions of the Cosmos Merch Shop has arrived!

FINALLY, you can rep your favorite Space Wizard or Karate Badass in style! Surely you have a friend in need of a Wranthelon coffee mug...or perhaps a doggie that needs an Insane Freaker bandana? Check out these VERY real models striking intergalaxial poses with amazing Champs swag, and choose from a variety of radical designs and items!

Proceeds from the shop go directly towards keeping us going and helping us to keep making fun new stuff. We appreciate the heck out of your support, and can't wait to see you in a cute new lil Champions of the Cosmos number!

Visit www.championsofthecosmos.com and your wildest shopping dreams will come true!

07/12/2021

The thieving bandits of the Amazon Empire employ all sorts of ancient technology from The Before...

02/12/2021

In the future, to survive...is to fight.

One hapless wanderer finds the power within himself to take on the most ultimate quest! Deeper into the Wasteland he goes...

29/11/2021

Few know exactly where the Insane Freakers hatch from, and even fewer wish to find out...

26/11/2021

FIST OF THE WASTELAND

"A desert wanderer embarks on a daunting quest through a post-apocalyptic wasteland filled with dinosaurs, insane freaks, and worse. Using mystical karate skills gained from a DVD salvaged from The Before, he fights and survives to achieve his ultimate goal of rebooting humanity."

See Fist starting December 1 as part of Another Hole in the Head film festival! Visit www.championsofthecosmos.com to see the film, find out how you can support us, and to check out our brand new merch shop!