We’re just a couple of college kids trying our best out here in this big, scary world. We may not be the wisest, but that won’t stop us from giving you our two cents on all sorts of zany topics and situations. At the end of the day, we’re just here to make your life easier! Because really, we have nothing better to do. And, we kind of like you. But don’t tell anyone.
• Alright, but, who ARE you?
Our names are Kiersten, Marcus, and Kelsey. We all met in the middle of a bank robbery. We were held hostage for three days, and it was a bonding experience we all remember fondly. Just kidding. Kelsey and Kiersten became close friends in high school, and Marcus entered the picture freshman year of college. The rest is history, I guess. In case you’re intrigued by our endless charm, here’s a rundown of the basics: Kiersten wears cool socks and owns a guinea pig named Milo (there is no Otis); Marcus is all about philosophy and will eat any Asian food you put in front of him; and Kelsey lives in an RV away from civilization and cries to movies that aren’t even sad. We’re a funky bunch.
• Are you people even qualified to give out advice? Not really, but we’re humans with real experiences and opinions. Humans. Not aliens. I swear.
• How often do you guys upload the podcast? We record on a weekly schedule. That means you can listen to our smooth, dulcet tones every seven days. You’re welcome.
• Wait, how did you get into my home? Should I call the police? Please don’t. We don’t need another lawsuit on our hands. We just came for the pizza rolls.
• I have 99 problems and this podcast could solve one. Is there a way I can submit questions? Totally! At the end of every podcast, we try to answer a question asked by our listeners. You can submit questions to [email protected], and we’ll do our best to give you a helpful and honest answer. Unless your question involves mosquitos. We hate mosquitos.
