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11/12/2023

You have been visited by Australian Annie! Please say "G'day mate!" To make her feel at home here ❤️

07/10/2023

Annie Update: She is very boopable and has BIG BABY EYES ❤️

She also recently contracted a mild case of pneumonia unfortunately 😕 The vet said it's not severe, but given her immune system being compromised due to ongoing chemotherapy for her cancer, the risks of complication is higher than it would be otherwise. She's on a whole boatload of antibiotics and boops, with belly rubs to be dispensed as needed. She's been provided with excellent care at , and we expect a return to full health soon ❤️

26/09/2023

After a long, hard day of cuteness production, these exceptional empawloyees manage to even produce their main product (adorableness) in their sleep.

16/09/2023

Hello Shareholders,

We are pleased to report that all is well at the new CCC HQ in Beaverton. All our treat and belly rub quotas are meeting or exceeding expectations across the board, and we expect no further disruptions to our cuteness supply chain in the foreseeable future. Thank you for your continued support!

Sincerest Regards,
L. McGiligan, CEO
Corgi Consortium Consolidated ©️

01/09/2023

Our apologies for the lack of Annie in the previous post, we have been made aware of this error and recognize the gravity of this travesty. Please consider this our formal apology. She may be difficult to see, as our floors now imitate her natural fur colors and act as a form of corgoflage, but we assure you she IS in this photo. Again, our sincerest apologies for this egregious oversight, it won't happen again.

Regards,
L. McGilligan, CEO
Corgi Consortium Consolidated ©️

31/08/2023

Dear CCC Shareholders,

First and foremost, thank you for your unwavering support throughout the years. HR has recently recognized that we've been recording, reviewing, and reporting to some of you for over a decade. That's a respectable time for this sort of endeavor, and to those who have been around since the Murder of Mr Octopus and the Xbark One days on Tumblr, we consider you old friends and family.

We've recently completed yet another HQ move, this time to Beaverton, Oregon, so hopefully we will see you on a beach at a meet up at sometime in the not too distant future :)

Sincerest Regards,
L. McGilligan, CEO
Corgi Consortium Consolidated©️

15/03/2023

Dogs sorted by intellegence:
1) Lili: fully sitting in the sun and enjoying the first warm day of the year. 10/10, 1800 SAT score, 4.0 student. This is why she's the boss.
2) Annie: smarter than Kai because she's using him for warmth and to block the breeze. 10/10 because she's the goodestgirl and understands thermal dynamics, probably a physicist IRL.
3) Rambo: whose floof density renders wind and cold unsensable, has no idea its even cold in the shade. Ignorance is bliss, sleeps in class but aces every exam. This is me, and I respect it.
4) Kai: one of his two brain cells senses the sun. Despite having this knowledge, and knowing he could be laying on the soft grass in the sun, he remains on the concrete porch with only the tip of his head in the warmth. He's the kid who eats glue for the texture and stares at a solar eclipse. But he does provide wind shelter for Annie (unknowingly, I'm sure), so I begrudgingly give him a 2/10.

10/02/2023

Hey All,

The last year has been the busiest ever for CCC. With 5 empawloyees and a new Jr HR associate, we finally must admit that our HR has his hands full- possibly even too full to maintain his press release officer status on here. He will be posting as his time allows, but as you have likely already noticed, the demands on his time mean this will be much less frequently than was possible when he was but a bachelor with one lil Corg to share with the world. Thank you all for the continued support throughout the years, and just know we miss you all dearly. We will continue to pop in and say hi as we can ❤️

Sincerely,
Matt & Lili
HR & CEO, CCC©️

31/08/2022

Hello Shareholders,
We apologize for the lack of transparency regarding the status of our Corgi Communications Officer, Annie. Unfortunately another mass was discovered near the site at which her previous mammary cancer was removed. She is in fine spirits and the mass has already been removed by the wonderful humans at , and she is in recovery as we speak. The mass was identified promptly as a result of the work of the fantastic Dr. Sarbu at in the process of Annie's routine check ups, and we will be keeping you all informed of developments henceforth. Last by no means least, we would like to thank for making this process substantially less of a financial burden on the Corporation than would have otherwise been the case. Annie is here in no small part due to them, and we would like to give credit where due. They have been a breeze to work with and would happily recommend them to anyone looking to insure their fur babies.

In closing, please be informed that we are now increasing mandatory belly rubs for ALL shareholders and their respective empawloyees, courtesy of being unable to pat Annie on her incision. YOU all must pick up the belly that our Human Resource cannot rub. Because together, we can pet more bellies than any of us can pat alone.

Sincerest Regards,
L. McGilligan,
Corgi Executive Officer

09/04/2022

Human Resource,
Not only have you been incredibly behind on updates to shareholders, but you are now 0.632 seconds past the board-mandated feeding time. We regret to inform you that if this behavior continues, we will be forced to take corrective action and very likely extend your probarktionary period (i.e., the duration of time upon your return after which we are subject to bark at you for any cause we deem necessary.)
Sincerely,
L. McGilligan, CEO

07/04/2022

Apologies for the lack of pupdates, the Human Resources created a job position for a new Human Resource, and he seems woefully underqualified for the position. Why the chose to hire him is beyond the comprehension of CCC upper management, however, we will admit we do like the sounds he makes and the smells that come from his room. We will continue to evaluate and determine whether this was a worthwhile investment.

Regards,
Lilikoi McGilligan, CEO
Corgi Consortium Consolidated

01/02/2022

📢 ATTENTION, ANNIE HAS A PARTY HAT, I REPEAT, ANNIE HAS A PARTY HAT, THIS IS NOT A DRILL 📢

TODAY WAS HER LAST ROUND OF CHEMO!! I can't express how truly wonderful the staff at Veterinary Oncology Center were throughout the whole experience. They were so incredible whenever I had questions or concerns, and I couldn't imagine a better group to go through such a challenging time with. They were just absolutely top tier in every way. Fingers crossed we get some good news about something that rhymes with repiston soon ❤

04/01/2022

Did you know there are multiple different documented couch Annies? There's the Full Potate Mode Annie (top), the BELLYNATOR (middle) and the classic Dang Ol' Dangle Legs™️

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