27/12/2021
If you are unhappy with the size of small pants or shade of gold watch you received this holiday, might I suggest avoiding getting covid in the return lines at the hellscape mall and shopping with Kerchow instead? We have cheap ass plastic rectangles with magnetic ribbons inside that will fill the void in your heart where a lump of coal should have been.
Few copies of select items remain!!! 2022 will see new tapes! Get these before they go sour. 🤑🤮🥴
