Beer Me A Movie

19/08/2024

Dave set out with a very specific task this week: to break our show's scoring system. And the nostalgia-laden movie he beered us to attempt the feat?

It's a BIG movie with big stars and even bigger implications for the film world at large. But is it enough to break our scoring system? Or did we talk about Andy's mom's "toys" just enough to ruin the movie for ourselves?

Find out now at beermeamovie.com/episodes/ep85-toy-story-1995 or wherever you get your podcasts!

Note: Sometimes your free audio editing software gets an update and some of the filters and features s**t the bed. We did our best to clean it up where possible in the allotted time to still get the episode out. If it helps, just imagine some parts of this episode take place in a giant CGI fish tank.

13/08/2024

Our childhood nostalgia month continues TONIGHT when we record our episode on a movie that may destroy our scale when we talk about...TOY STORY! Do you have any questions or comments about this movie or for the show? LEAVE THEM HERE!

13/08/2024

Get your picks in for this month's listener pick. The Ghost of Roger Ebert will be making his random selection tonight!

This month we're looking for some childhood nostalgia!

12/08/2024

This month, it's important to remember the immortal words of : "you got nostalgia with ya right now." And for nostalgia month, Bryan has beered us all !

It's a movie that teaches us that whether or not you believe in a higher power, if you pray REALLY HARD in a moment of desperation, heavenly beings might just reward you by... *checks notes*... helping your favorite sports team cheat.

Listen now at beermeamovie.com/episodes/ep84-angels-outfield-1994 or wherever you get your podcasts

05/08/2024

Dave is kicking off an entire month of Nostalgia picks by beering us a memorable movie from his childhood, the iconic .

It's a film that inspired a love of movie magic and how-did-they-do-that wonder in an entire generation of future film nerds. Also, it stars . Need I say more?

Listen now at beermeamovie.com/episodes/ep83-honey-shrunk-kids-1989 or wherever you get your podcasts

30/07/2024

TONIGHT we kick off our month of childhood nostalgia when we record our episode on the 1989 Rick Moranis movie...HONEY, I SHRUNK THE KIDS! Do you have any questions or comments about this movie or for the show? LEAVE THEM HERE!

29/07/2024

Here we are: the end of TIME LOOP month. If we could do it all over again... well, that would be pretty thematic. For the last episode of the month, it was up to our listeners to choose a movie, and you picked .

Are there moments from your past that you would like to revisit and try again? Maybe you were responsible for casting as the dramatic lead in a movie in the 2000s and you have regrets about that?

Be careful. Changing the past always yields unpredictable results. This is a dark movie, y'all.

Listen now at beermeamovie.com/episodes/ep82-butterfly-effect-2004 or wherever you get your podcasts

26/07/2024

People are always asking us, "Hey Beer Me Boys, you talk about movies an awful lot. What are your favorites?" Well, we're here to finally answer that question once and for all.

Join Dave and Bryan for a super chill Exclusive hang session, as they reveal their top 5 favorite movies of all time. At least how those lists stand right now. They're always subject to change.

Subscribe and listen now at patreon.com/beermeamovie

24/07/2024

It's time for another installment of CubicleMonkey's AI Artwork Corner!

This week features artwork inspired by our and episodes. CubicleMonkey notes on the Crank images, "AI won't let me add guns or s*x into the prompt, so I had to improvise."

To be featured, send your artwork to [email protected]

23/07/2024

We close out our TIME LOOP MONTH TONIGHT when we record next week's listener picked episode on the 2004 Ashton Kutcher movie...THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT! Do you have any questions or comments about this movie or for the show? LEAVE THEM HERE!

22/07/2024

Watch. Podcast. Repeat. That's how things go down during TIME LOOP month. Bryan beered us a category staple this week: the confusingly dual-named / !

It's a surprisingly under-the-radar and flick where Earth has to defend itself from invading time traveling aliens. And they don't even have the decency to arrive in police boxes!

Listen now at beermeamovie.com/episodes/ep81-edge-or-tomorrow-2014 or wherever you get your podcasts

17/07/2024

Last call for listener picks this month! The Ghost of Roger Ebert will be making his random selection TONIGHT.

Get your picks in now for TIME LOOP month! We'll be making our pick at the end of this week's recording.

The theme is time loop movies, where a character is continually living the same day/moment over and over again like Dormammu at the end of Doctor Strange (spoilers!).

And before Phil leaves it in the comments, here's a good place to look for suggestions: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_featuring_time_loops

16/07/2024

Our Time Loop Month continues TONIGHT when we record our episode on the 2014 Tom Cruise and Emily Blunt movie...EDGE OF TOMORROW! Do you have any questions or comments about this movie or for the show? LEAVE THEM HERE!

15/07/2024

Dave decided this week to give himself a little gift. But even in being selfish for once, he still beered us a kick-ass high-octane time-loop flick for the ages: .

It's a foreign film but don't let that scare you off. there's not much dialogue at all. Just a lot of running, action, being briefly animated, and bumping into people in slightly different ways, leading them to wildly different lives; all whilst trying to get 100,000 Deutsche Marks in 20 minutes.

Listen now at beermeamovie.com/episodes/ep80-run-lola-run-1998 or wherever you get your podcasts

14/07/2024

Get your picks in now for TIME LOOP month! We'll be making our pick at the end of this week's recording.

The theme is time loop movies, where a character is continually living the same day/moment over and over again like Dormammu at the end of Doctor Strange (spoilers!).

And before Phil leaves it in the comments, here's a good place to look for suggestions: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_featuring_time_loops

09/07/2024

TIME LOOP MONTH continues TONIGHT when we record next week's episode on the 1998 international hit...RUN LOLA RUN! Do you have any questions or comments for this movie or for the show? LEAVE THEM HERE!

08/07/2024

It’s July, which everybody knows is TIME LOOP month. At least it is now, thanks to Bryan. And he managed to stick to his own theme! Go figure!

This week, we’re talking about the Hulu original rom-com:

Because what’s better than repeating the same day forever? Doing it with (and occasionally ).

Listen here: beermeamovie.com/episodes/ep79-palm-springs-2020 or wherever you get your podcasts

02/07/2024

Welcome back to the Fortress of Poditude! This month, only on , we're talking about Chloé Zhao's . And guys, it's a lot better than you remember it being.

Is it long? Is it a little convoluted? Are there too many characters to properly flesh out? Yes.

Does that mean it's bad? No!

Are we gonna talk about that giant alien robot thing coming out of the ocean? Not for at least 3 more years.

Subscribe and listen only at patreon.com/beermeamovie

01/07/2024

Hey guys! No new episode this week. We'll see you next week to kick off Time Loop Month with Palm Springs!!

27/06/2024

It's time for another installment of CubicleMonkey's AI Artwork Corner!

These photos are back from Dave's birthday episode. CubicleMonkey notes on the first one, that the ai seemingly had a problem with his "Man in handcuffs getting mugshot taken after being arrested for 'Aggravated Public Muppetphilia'" prompt.

25/06/2024

TONIGHT we are recording our July 8th episode that kicks off our time loop movie month and to get things started Bryan decided to Beer Us the 2020 Andy Samberg and Cristin Milioti Hulu rom-com...PALM SPRINGS! Do you have any questions or comments about this movie or for the show? LEAVE THEM HERE!

24/06/2024

Whew boy, what a month. I don't know about you, but all the adrenaline has me exhausted. Our listener pick this month comes from Mike, who beered us !

With a cast as stacked as this one, it's crazy to think that this film almost serves as a palate cleanser after Cranked-out Statham, Harry HISHANDSISGUNS Potter, and Riki-Freakin'-Oh. That said, this movie has its moments, and you might want to pick it up from your local Walmart/Target bargain bin.

Listen now at beermeamovie.com/episodes/ep78-smokin-aces-2007 or wherever you get your podcasts.

17/06/2024

Jesus Christ. Dave wins. He beered us the most over-the-top action movie of all time, : .

Ricky, fresh from exacting revenge on a gang leader and still riddled with bullets, must fight his way through the hierarchy of tough prisoners and even-tougher wardens in this dystopian for-profit prison.

Don't let the subtitles or english dubbing fool you. This is the most bats**t crazy non-stop beat-em-up/punch-their-guts-out film ever. You REALLY need to see this one.

Listen now: beermeamovie.com/episodes/ep77-riki-oh-1991 or wherever you get your podcasts

12/06/2024

Welcome to CubicleMonkey's AI Art Corner!

CubicleMonkey has been emailing us beautiful artwork in response to some of our recent episodes.

Enjoy this first installment featuring works inspired by Free W***y, Dave's birthday and our Cannibal! The Musical episode where we talked A LOT about Bruce Springsteen and glory holes, and our long-running "not a political podcast" bit.

Have some free time and want to generate your own fan art? Send it to [email protected]

11/06/2024

TONIGHT we are recording next week's episode which isn't just one of the most over top movies ever made, but it's also one of the finest pieces of cinema that has ever graced our gosh darn eyes...we are talking about 1991's RIKI-OH: THE STORY OF RICKY! Do you have any questions or comments about this movie or for the show? LEAVE THEM HERE!

10/06/2024

Get in your picks for our adrenaline-fueled last episode of the month! The ghost of Roger Ebert will be making his selection at the end of next week's episode, which we're recording TOMORROW NIGHT.

Not to influence your decision, but none of these have been picked:

10/06/2024

Well, here we are. Bryan had to one-up and solidify a theme for June. So naturally, he doubled down on an over-the-top adrenaline-fueled action flick: .

It's , but HIS HANDS IS GUNS.

You're welcome.

Listen here: beermeamovie.com/episodes/ep76-guns-akimbo-2020 or wherever you get your podcasts!

04/06/2024

TONIGHT we are recording next week's episode on the 2019 Daniel Radcliffe flick that somehow makes Crank seem tame...GUNS AKIMBO! Do you have any questions or comments about this movie or for the show? LEAVE THEM HERE!

03/06/2024

If Chill Factor was Speed on an ice cream truck, then Dave's pick this week is on Speed. Because he ramped up the action to absurd levels by beering us starring .

This movie STARTS at a 10 and has the impossible task of escalating for 88 straight minutes. And it DELIVERS. All while looking like the most 2006 movie that's ever 2006'd.

Dave didn't quite commit to a theme, though, so you'll have to stick around for Bryan's pick at the end for some clarity on what direction we're headed in this month.

Listen here: beermeamovie.com/episodes/ep75-crank-2006 or wherever you get your podcasts

29/05/2024

We brought Crappy Hour to the main channel this month, but we saved an extra special stinker just for . It's the movie everybody's been talking s**t about for the last few months (even the lead actor):

Could it be as bad as everyone says? Maybe we find it underrated, like we did with ? Or is it somehow EVEN WORSE than what you've heard? Don't all the best movies hit Netflix only 3 months after their theatrical release?

Subscribe and tune in to find out in this month's exclusive Caped Podcasters/Crappy Hour crossover, only at patreon.com/beermeamovie