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16/08/2024
Ukrainian Forces Enter Belgorod Region; Say, 'Hey, We're Pretty Good At This'.
08/08/2024
Ukraine Invades Russian Region Of Kursk; Tells Kremlin Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah Nah.
04/08/2024
Ukraine Says It Sank Russian Submarine In Crimea; Kremlin Announces It As A 'Great Victory' .
02/08/2024
Americans Freed With Prisoner Swap With Russia; Just Have To Give Putin A 5-Star Review On TripAdvisor.
28/07/2024
F-16 Fighter Jets Arrive In Ukraine But May Not Tip Advantage Against Russia; Will Look Cool For the Music Videos, Though.
23/07/2024
Hungary Stripped Of EU Meeting Over Ukraine Stance; Budapest Now Struggling To Get Rid Of 10,000 Kilos Of Uneaten Goulash.
20/07/2024
Zelenskiy Congratulates Trump In Call, Agrees To 'Personal Meeting'; Promises To Rename The Parus Business Centre "Trump Tower II" If Relected.
19/07/2024
17/07/2024
Trump's Choice Of Running Mate Raises Fears In Ukraine And E.U.; Asking What A Vice-President Does, Though.
13/07/2024
Poland Considers Downing Russian Missiles Over Ukraine; Kielbasa Cannons Stand Ready.
12/07/2024
Biden Introduces President Zelensky As 'President Putin'; Orders The ICC To Arrest Him Immediately.
09/07/2024
UN Security Council To Discuss 'Massive' Russian Attack That Killed Dozens At A Ukrainian Children's Hospital; Security Council Member Russia Asked To Choose Lunch For The Meeting.
02/07/2024
Hungarian Prime Minister Orban Meets With Zelensky In Kyiv; Tells Him Western Ukraine Would Look Lovely In Hungary.
29/06/2024
Zelensky Offers To Step In For Biden.
20/06/2024
Two Beluga Whales Take Grueling Journey Across War-Ravaged Ukraine To Reach New Home In Spain; Pair Become Homesick, Return To Kharkiv And Destroy Three Russian Columns.
13/06/2024
G-7 Leaders Agree To A Deal To Tap Frozen Russian Assets For Ukraine; 100 Million Liters Of Russian Ice Cream On Its Way To Kyiv.
08/06/2024
Biden Apologises To Zelensky For Delay In Ukraine Military Aid; Promises To Offer 10 More Apologies.
31/05/2024
Germany Approves Ukraine’s Use Of German Weapons To Hit Targets In Russia; First Bratwurst Cannons Arriving On Tuesday.
23/05/2024
White House Debating Letting Ukraine Shoot U.S. Weapons Into Russia; But, Considering Only Blowing Up 1983 Ladas.
20/05/2024
Zelensky’s 5-Year Presidential Term Expires On May 20th; Plans To Freeze The Calendar On May 19th Announced.
07/05/2024
Putin Sworn In As Russian President For The Fifth Time; Calls Zelensky "A Real Dictator".
04/05/2024
Kyiv Can Use British Weapons Inside Russia - Cameron; Woolwich Guns, Carronades And Snider-Enfield Rifles On Their Way.
27/04/2024
Pentagon To 'Rush' Patriot Missiles To Ukraine; Planning To Send Them Back Through Time To 2022.
20/04/2024
Ukraine Shoots Down 2 Of 7 Russian Missiles; New National Slogan Is: "We're Winning 28% Of The Time!".
19/04/2024
Man Arrested In Poland Over Alleged Russia Plot To Kill Zelensky; Charged With Planning To Strangle Him With A Meter Of Kielbasa.
14/04/2024
Iranian Drones Mistakenly Hit Israel.
11/04/2024
Russia Ranked Top Of Global Cybercrime Index, With Ukraine Second; Kyiv Swears, "We're Gonna Beat Them At Something!"
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