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𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 ‼️Real Madrid have announced the signing of superstar Kylian Mbappe on a contract until 2029.
03/06/2024

𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚 ‼️

Real Madrid have announced the signing of superstar Kylian Mbappe on a contract until 2029.

Eish…the ANC lost seats a month before DurbanJuly This changes everything 💔
03/06/2024

Eish…the ANC lost seats a month before DurbanJuly

This changes everything

💔

They won’t give him a Balon Dor because he is Bl4ck!!
02/06/2024

They won’t give him a Balon Dor because he is Bl4ck!!

05/08/2023

Guys what’s happening y’all good which we keep the group running?

I came home from work, tired. I sat down on the sofa and put my feet up. My wife brought me a glass of water. My son gav...
05/01/2022

I came home from work, tired. I sat down on the sofa and put my feet up. My wife brought me a glass of water. My son gave me a sheet of paper and I read through:

English 17%
Biology 35%
Mathematics 40%
Physics 37%
Chemistry 42%
Economics 12%
Agriculture. 19%
Geography 22%

Suddenly, I lost my temper and started shouting: "What is this? All the time you are on phone and TV! How dare you bring me such marks? How dare you?"
My wife said: "Be patient. Listen...." But I interjected,"Shut up! It's your love and pampering that have spoilt him. He is no good and never serious at all!"
My Wife said: "Oh,really?"
I shouted: "No one in our family has performed so badly, ever!"
My son said: "Dad, I am sorry I made you angry. I was cleaning the old cupboard and I found this. It is your old school report card, dated 27th July, 1977 sir." I looked at the top and it was actually my own report sheet. My name was boldly inscribed on it!
I became humbled, gentle and dumbfounded. Imagine the atmosphere afterwards. Calmness in the air. With a foolish grin on my face, I replied, "Son, you know, in those days, food was scarce."

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28/12/2021

Makoti"
"Mma😊"
"Jealous down o apeya motete ,wire oye g*e"

28/12/2021

Finally had s*x wit all 12 zodiac signs.. feeling like Thanos 😩

28/12/2021

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