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[Saakam, the blog, is a fictionalized, satirical publication]
25/11/2021
I am....
a Cholllo but am allergic to fish....
a Bakumba (Azande) who is a vegetarian....
a cattle keeper who is lactose intolerant....
a South Sudanese who does not call any of of the national or state ministers an uncle/auntie
I am neither a lost boy nor a lost girl....
I am neither the liberator nor the oppressor....
I am neither liberated nor oppressed.....not a victim not a victimiser....
I refuse to be tagged or classified...
I know what or who I am...
and what or who I am not...
I know that...
I am Emmanuel Jal without the lies...
I am Salva Kiir without the greed...
I am Martin Elia Lomoro without the booze...
I am Mary Boyoi without the music....
I am Thomas Cirillo with a bit more guns....
I am Queen Zee without the bleaching.....
I am Mike Makuei without arrogance....
I am SPLM-IO with an actual vision....
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