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The Sweet Onion Walla Walla's Favorite News Source. Wear your onion-peeling goggles! We've got the local, national, and even the satirical news to make you cry.

You'll need goggles to read our news. It will make you cry! The Sweet Onion - Walla Walla's Favorite News Source! The Sweet Onion is a monthly, semi-monthly, weekly, daily or "print whenever we damn well feel like it and have something to say" magazine covering the Walla Walla area. We aim to bring you the latest in breaking area news reported by political vigilantes and wanna-be cops who flunked cop school and are too chicken to join the Armed Services.

He said, "The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics!" But he only loves them on the other side...
24/01/2024

He said, "The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics!"
But he only loves them on the other side of the United States. And what did the critics say about the "best taco bowl"?

Last year, Donald Trump tweeted "The best taco bowls are made in Trump Tower Grill. I love Hispanics!" Here's the truth about the Trump Grill taco bowl.

The sheep-eating wolf we know is the color orange.
23/01/2024

The sheep-eating wolf we know is the color orange.

Time to put on the goggles! This will make you cry! Who knew God was white! Was he also a Confederate?
23/01/2024

Time to put on the goggles! This will make you cry!
Who knew God was white! Was he also a Confederate?

23/01/2024
Walla Walla needs these signs, especially those who run stop signs and flip the bird at people with the right of way. Yo...
21/01/2024

Walla Walla needs these signs, especially those who run stop signs and flip the bird at people with the right of way. You know who you are!

Could it be true? Maybe he only uses one hand to - you know, to make himself a happy man!
21/01/2024

Could it be true? Maybe he only uses one hand to - you know, to make himself a happy man!

Red marks on Donald Trump's hands led to online speculation it could be a symptom of syphilis.

All Hail Satan, Ben, and Jerry! Pass the Devils Food Chocolate!
21/01/2024

All Hail Satan, Ben, and Jerry!
Pass the Devils Food Chocolate!

The Book Banners:The poor Book Banning Lady needs some love. She cannot help herself when she reads the most titillating...
24/03/2023

The Book Banners:
The poor Book Banning Lady needs some love. She cannot help herself when she reads the most titillating portion of the proposed banned books out loud to the school board. Our reporters found her smoking in the car after the meeting, and they asked her, "Was it good for you?" She declined to answer but asked if she could read them a portion of the proposed ban book.

The townies wished for their favorite diner to come back to life, so they dug up the graves of the owners and the waitre...
23/03/2023

The townies wished for their favorite diner to come back to life, so they dug up the graves of the owners and the waitresses. Little did they know the zombie owners would come back to serve their former patrons dinner. How would you like your steak? Bloody? Don't ask how they make their spaghetti.

Everyone of you looking into this screen will face the menace that arrived in our town and won't stop. The ROUND-A-BOUT ...
23/03/2023

Everyone of you looking into this screen will face the menace that arrived in our town and won't stop. The ROUND-A-BOUT is breeding and it won't stop! STOP!
Buck up mates. The Australians encounter round-a-bouts daily and they even drive on the wrong side of the street! Yet they still make it to work and the all-you-can-eat-buffet.

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