25/12/2024
In good humor...
To My Democrat/Liberal Friends…
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2025, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great.
Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. And without regard to race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishes.
By America, I’m referring to the Unites States of America, and hopefully not causing offence to the other 51 sovereign states in the twin continents of America with their 672 million inhabitants who do not like being lumped together with the USA. We’ll add Canada as a “pending” opportunity.😊
With the progressive left-wing policies proving to be the disaster many expected, we wish you the best in finding a realistic approach to taking care of yourself and your family (including entering the right bathroom and/or playing on the right sports team and paying off your own student loans) without expecting others to pay for it. Being blessed that American voters are waking up to the Biden disaster deficit spending programs and open borders while welcoming illegal immigrants to your neighborhoods, not to mention the coming recession…we wish you tolerance, understanding, self-reliance, responsibility, a safer country and lower taxes!
By accepting these greetings, you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
If any of your WOKE sensitivities have been triggered, please get over it as soon as possible, Christmas is right around the corner and your kids and grandkids just want to have fun.
P.S. feel free to make additional tax contributions to the federal or state government IF you feel undertaxed by the IRS and/or just want to help others…free choice vs collusion.
To My Republican/Conservative friends…
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!!!!
Let’s Make America Great Again!
…and to my Jewish friends, Happy Hanukkah!
