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The Empty Bowl A meditative podcast about cereal from cereal eater Justin McElroy & Cerealously creator Dan Goubert

Our new episode is here, and we're finally ready to make our cereal ranking progress public! Check out the link in the c...
16/11/2024

Our new episode is here, and we're finally ready to make our cereal ranking progress public! Check out the link in the comments.

This is the one-hundred and eleventh episode of The Empty Bowl, in which General Mills overloads us with new cereal news, Bailey's brings the bite, and we finally make our cereal ranking progress public (check it out at tinyurl.com/TEBrank).

No tricks here: we're just treating you to a brand new episode, packed with debatably thrilling news, multiple live tast...
30/10/2024

No tricks here: we're just treating you to a brand new episode, packed with debatably thrilling news, multiple live taste tests, and some more exciting shakeups in our Grand Cereal Rankings.

This is the one-hundred and tenth episode of The Empty Bowl, in which no Squishmallow goes to waste, we ideate the perfect cereal shape, and Dan praises a zeitgeist-defining gorilla.

Good morning, good Bowl-ing, and good luck.
08/10/2024

Good morning, good Bowl-ing, and good luck.

This is the one-hundred and ninth episode of The Empty Bowl, in which Life self-nullifies, Carmella meets her match, and we make what is easily our most controversial Cereal Ranking decision yet.

Big Pop-Tarts, big news from Walmart, and big moves on our Never-Ending Cereal Ranking: our new episode is big enough to...
13/09/2024

Big Pop-Tarts, big news from Walmart, and big moves on our Never-Ending Cereal Ranking: our new episode is big enough to have it all!

This is the one-hundred and eighth episode of The Empty Bowl, in which Justin's life is in Jimmy Dean's hands, Dan does some Pop-Tarts geometry, and we both keep ranking old cereals, because it ain't much...but it's honest work.

Ever wish you could power-wash your anxious brain with a soothing blast of sweet, milky mindfulness?Ok, maybe not, but w...
16/08/2024

Ever wish you could power-wash your anxious brain with a soothing blast of sweet, milky mindfulness?

Ok, maybe not, but why not give it a try anyway with our new episode?

This is the one-hundred and seventh episode of The Empty Bowl, in which Toucan Sam explores his final frontier, a Cereal of the Year contender comes out of nowhere, and Dan's Movie Corner returns for an especially Freaky film.

We're back for a new episode, and a slow cereal news month is a perfect excuse for meta-breakfastian breakdowns + an amb...
28/07/2024

We're back for a new episode, and a slow cereal news month is a perfect excuse for meta-breakfastian breakdowns + an ambitious odyssey that could take us years to complete.

This is the one-hundred and sixth episode of The Empty Bowl, in which the Kelce brothers defy reason, Pop-Tarts approaches singularity, and we embark on the most ambitious project of our cereal podcasting career.

While Justin's away, 's Gabe Fonseca returns to save the day! Join us for another episode of breaking chews, bite-sized ...
29/06/2024

While Justin's away, 's Gabe Fonseca returns to save the day! Join us for another episode of breaking chews, bite-sized reviews, and a trivia gauntlet worthy of a cereal master.

This is the one-hundred and fifth episode of The Empty Bowl, in which Cereal Time's Gabe Fonseca subs in for Justin again for some compulsory exclamations, a trio of chocolatey newcomers, and a souped-up trivia gauntlet that could just stump the web's biggest cereal expert.

A new Empty Bowl is here, so it's like Christmas came early.And we talk about Monster Cereals, so it's like Halloween ca...
28/05/2024

A new Empty Bowl is here, so it's like Christmas came early.
And we talk about Monster Cereals, so it's like Halloween came early.
AND cereal is a food, so it's like Thanksgiving came early.

This is the one-hundred and fourth episode of The Empty Bowl, in which we witness the dawn of Meowberry, Cinnamon Toast Crunch boldly goes where it's already gone before, and Dan exposes Jerry Seinfeld's big cinematic blunder.

No time for a snappy caption—we've got a lot of new cereal news to cover.
05/05/2024

No time for a snappy caption—we've got a lot of new cereal news to cover.

This is the one-hundred and third episode of The Empty Bowl, in which we climb a mountain of new cereal news, Dan becomes Walmart's clown prince, and Justin revisits an under-acknowledged classic.

The best things in life come when you least expect them: like our first new episode in too long....
08/04/2024

The best things in life come when you least expect them: like our first new episode in too long....

This is the one hundred and first episode of The Empty Bowl, in which we contemplate "loaded cakes," celebrate a post-recall return, and say the names of a lot of old cereals.

Ward off those Sunday scaries with a little late-night bowlin', served up just in time for bedtime:
26/02/2024

Ward off those Sunday scaries with a little late-night bowlin', served up just in time for bedtime:

This is the one hundred and first episode of The Empty Bowl, in which Tony the Tiger makes cookies, Dan lives más, and we both ideate our Monstersonas.

Our 100th episode is here, and it's our longest one yet! Enjoy over an hour of sweet cereal banter as our thanks for you...
25/01/2024

Our 100th episode is here, and it's our longest one yet! Enjoy over an hour of sweet cereal banter as our thanks for your years of support 🥣💕

This is the one-hundredth episode of The Empty Bowl, in which we present our longest cereal conversation yet, thanks to the questions and support from listeners like you.

✍️🪶 It was the best of cereals, it was the worst of cereals....Join us as we count down 2023's tastiest and nastiest bre...
05/01/2024

✍️🪶 It was the best of cereals, it was the worst of cereals....

Join us as we count down 2023's tastiest and nastiest breakfast fare alike!

This is the ninety-ninth episode of The Empty Bowl, in which an '80s classic returns, 2024's first contenders enter the fray, and we look back at 2023's cereals from top to bottom.

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