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Move over Sirius Black, we have a new heartbreaker in town!
Fiona Yaxley, the singer, has broken hearts! She whisked Maeve McKinnon off with the promise of love, only to break her heart when they got back from Romania. Not only that, she told Kai that she loved him! and then, only mere hours later, screwed Nathanial. My oh my! what a fun filled day.
From one obsession to the next… it looks like Severus Snape has forgotten all about Lily Evans, and jumped onto poor little Pandora Rosier.
The poor Pandora has been pretty constantly stalked, with her every move followed by Snape. If I were you Pandora, I would have a flack of body guards follow me. Who knows what this boy would do to get your attention. Would he be one to go all “if I can’t have you, no one can?” Or would be finally get the hint and go away quietly.
Only time can tell, dear readers.
My oh my! Have we got the goss of the bands today!
This author has heard that there has been some drama between Spellbound and Maddox McKinnon in particular! Scenes were spicy today as the girls got back from tour (one that we personally quite enjoyed), Maddox walked into a trap, with all the girls jumping on him, and not in the way he is used to.
Maddox was reportedly with none other then Blair- lead singer of Spellbound- all summer. With declarations of "I love you" and many sweet nights with matching tattoos, Blair thought there was something more. Until Maddox stopped talking to her completely. Ghosted, I believe was the word used.
It sucks that tattoos are permanent.
Will Sirius Black ever stop ruining lives?
It has been brought to my attention that he broke up Remus and Rabastan, has been betrothed to Alina Lockhart for years and not told Marlene, and never even broke up with her when they stopped dating in the first place!
When confronted, he was under the influence of w**d brownies, which were also eaten by baby McKinnon, Remus, and a couple others.
It is with my deepest sympathies that I am to announce the news of Emma Vanity’s death.
Murdered in our own Great Hall.
Emma was a highly respected, intelligent individual. She was captain of the Slytherin Quidditch Team, a prefect, top of her classes.
She leaves behind a younger sister, Florence.
The Daily Gossip is truely sad to bring you todays news.
Fallen from grace: Andromeda Black
The once Slytherin Princess has fallen and is no better then your average common farm girl. No, this girl has been disowned from the House of Black, the reason? She fell for a muggle born.
How scandalous! One can’t help but feel a little bad for the poor girl (in the literal sense as well. Her own sister has thrown her away, heated words were thrown. Narcissa seems to be doing fine, with her betrothed, Lucius Malfoy.
Ladies and Gentlemen, how many chances will this man get? There has to be something to him other then his looks, for Marlene just keeps going back to him!
Sirius Black spotted: shirtless with another girl on his lap. Marlene ran out of the hall, is this finally the end of this love story?
Dear Readers, we have a brand new hot off the press edition of the Daily Gossip for you all! We know you are hungry for more, we heard you, and today's setting? The Great Hall of course!
Our newest Slytherin betrothal is none other than Andromeda Black and Rabastan Lestrange. What a gorgeous pairing these two would make if they stopped glaring at each other and bickering for long enough to let us imagine what will be.
Mr Lestrange got into a fist fight with Sirius Black and the two almost killed each other. But that's not all, no, Sirius' girlfriend Marlene McKinnon also got into a fight with Karl Lestrange, and like her boyfriend, almost ended up dead at the hands of a Lestrange. The murder would have been tragic, Hogwarts can't lose a pretty face to expulsion.
What was more of a shock, Mrs Walburga Black came into the school to sort her family out. Talk about disfunction! Apparently Dumbledore had lacked on checking the anti apparating wards in the school, as witnesses saw Mrs Black apparate! Unless the Black family are just extra special.
It seems that there is trouble within the happy betrothal, Rabastan is dating a Gryffindor boy, who will remained unnamed for now (points if you already know). We all know that Andromeda is close to her "tutor" Ted Tonks, who seemed to get hit by a curse straight from Mrs Black's own wand. According to Andromeda's scream, this author would take a guess that she likes him more then just a "tutor", a closer eye will have to be kept on the two.
Between the excitement of almost death, torture and forbidden love, this chapter is far from over, I am sure of it.
This just in! Not only are tensions high in our very own Slytherin House but Gryffindor is also cracking.
Rumour has it that hot couple, Sirius Black and Marlene McKinnon are on the rocks after the boy was seen kissing none other then Remus Lupin. A scandal for sure! We all knew that Mr Black was a flirt, but his best friend? Didn’t see that coming!
Sources say that Miss McKinnon is sad, who wouldn’t be?! What will the outcome be? Will they kiss and make up, or will the tight friendship group splinter apart along with the relationship?
Things seems to be heating up in the Gryffindor tower.
A game of spin the bottle - a fun evening activity or a chance for unwelcome feelings to take place? One kiss could be innocent, two however. Two is approaching the limit, especially when it comes to unrequited love.
Will friendship turn into something more, or is Mr Black content with his choice of partner?
Love is in the air ...
or so it seems to be around a certain Sirius Black at least. No less than two declarations of love within a week, according to a reliable source. Marlene McKinnon seems to have been the lucky one, despite Black leaving her in the lake. Perhaps there might be a pregnancy involved. Should we expect a shotgun wedding soon?
Spotted: Lily Evans and James Potter getting close and comfortable with one another. Did the brightest witch of our time finally succumb to the troublemaker’s charms? Or did he manage to slip a love potion while she wasn’t looking? A romance in the making or an impending doom for the two lovebirds?
Place your bets.
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Things seems to be heating up in the Gryffindor tower. A game of spin the bottle - a fun evening activity or a chance for unwelcome feelings to take place? One kiss could be innocent, two however. Two is approaching the limit, especially when it comes to unrequited love. Will friendship turn into something more, or is Mr Black content with his choice of partner?
Love is in the air ... or so it seems to be around a certain Sirius Black at least. No less than two declarations of love within a week, according to a reliable source. Marlene McKinnon seems to have been the lucky one, despite Black leaving her in the lake. Perhaps there might be a pregnancy involved. Should we expect a shotgun wedding soon?
Spotted: Lily Evans and James Potter getting close and comfortable with one another. Did the brightest witch of our time finally succumb to the troublemaker’s charms? Or did he manage to slip a love potion while she wasn’t looking? A romance in the making or an impending doom for the two lovebirds? Place your bets.
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