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Several acres of plantain farms belonging to more than 50 farmers in Abrewapong, a farming community near Asante-Akyem A...
16/08/2024

Several acres of plantain farms belonging to more than 50 farmers in Abrewapong, a farming community near Asante-Akyem Agogo in the Ashanti Region, have reportedly been cut down by the Forestry Commission over land issues.

The Asante-Akyem area is one of the leading plantain-producing regions, supplying the country with plantain.

For a country grappling with serious food security issues, this is the best way to handle such a dispute, according to the big men who feed fat on tax payers money.

Let's clap for our leaders. They have vision ankasa 😂

You can say whatever you want but Auntie Naa has all the influence you think your favorite politician or religious leade...
14/08/2024

You can say whatever you want but Auntie Naa has all the influence you think your favorite politician or religious leader has.

Raising 500,000 cedis + in two working days is not child's play oooo.

By the way, can't we take Asomasi to Auntie Naa?

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I Will Report You To Pastor For Promising To Scrap 10% Betting Tax - Kyei Mensah-Bonsu Warns MahamaFormer Majority Leade...
14/08/2024

I Will Report You To Pastor For Promising To Scrap 10% Betting Tax - Kyei Mensah-Bonsu Warns Mahama

Former Majority Leader and MP for Suame, Osei Kyei Mensah-Bonsu has vowed to report NDC Flagbearer John Dramani Mahama to the leadership of the Assemblies of God Church over the latter's promise to scrap the 10% bet tax if elected.

Kyei Mensah-Bonsu, also a member of the Assemblies of God Church says 'chacha' (betting) is against the teachings of their church and that Mahama is doing 'self-put-put' just because he wants power.

A staunch Christian, Kyei Mensah-Bonsu was almost in tears as he vowed to report Mahama to their Pastor.

It is unclear if the Suame MP will also report Akufo-Addo to his Church for using delay tactics to refuse to sign the LGBTQ Law.

Original Story Here - https://bit.ly/3X2M5go

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31/07/2024

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Your SADA Initiative Couldn’t Even Build A Public Toilet And All Your Guinea Fowls Flew To Burkina – Bawumia Taunts NDCF...
31/07/2024

Your SADA Initiative Couldn’t Even Build A Public Toilet And All Your Guinea Fowls Flew To Burkina – Bawumia Taunts NDC

Flagbearer of the New Patriotic Party (NPP), Dr. Mahamudu Bawumia, took a delightful dig at the previous National Democratic Congress (NDC) government for their grand yet woefully inadequate attempts to sprinkle some development magic over northern Ghana through the infamous Savannah Accelerated Development Authority (SADA). Speaking in Binduri in the Upper East Region, Dr. Bawumia did not hold back on the comedy.

"SADA was supposed to be this grand knight in shining armor, galloping in to save the north from underdevelopment. But guess what? Not even a single toilet was built under that so-called Savannah Accelerated Development Authority project!" he exclaimed, probably leaving his audience wondering if the toilets themselves had run off to Burkina Faso along with the guinea fowls.

Dr. Bawumia reminisced about the much-publicized but laughably ill-fated guinea fowl rearing project. "The birds supposedly flew to Burkina Faso," he chuckled, suggesting they had decided to emigrate for better opportunities.

Original Story Here - https://bit.ly/4dm2DoY

Why Do You Give Our Children Desks To Learn In School When We Need Network Coverage To Call Our Girlfriends? - Jaman Sou...
27/07/2024

Why Do You Give Our Children Desks To Learn In School When We Need Network Coverage To Call Our Girlfriends? - Jaman South Youth Tell NPP Candidate

In a wild twist straight out of a comedy sketch, the youth of Kofitiakrom in the Jaman South Municipality of the Bono Region decided they have had enough of the old school ways—literally.

Colonel Kwadwo Damoah, the NPP parliamentary candidate for the constituency, probably thought he was bringing a treasure trove when he donated dual desks to the community. But surprise, surprise! The youth had other plans.

In a scene that would beat the understanding of any right-thinking human being, the community, which desperately needs desks for students, showed their appreciation by smashing them to pieces. Why, you ask? Because they don't want to be desk-bound when they could be connected to their girlfriends instead! What they truly crave is not desks for some future leaders who probably need some 20 years before they become useful. A Mobile Network could prove useful immediately by connecting their girlfriends and doing wonders as well on xvideos or even pornhub.

Original Story Here - https://bit.ly/3yf27Kx

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