Terrifying Lies Podcast

31/10/2024

Here's a new song for Halloween. I hope you dig it.

A song I wrote for the Terrifying Lies Podcast.

30/10/2024

From my current project, working title: "Midnight Carnival."

Charles drifted down Showmen’s Row, wearing Gunther’s costume and greasepaint, a bouquet of beach plums balanced in one white-gloved hand. The tents of the sideshow cast lined the dirt roadway, trimmed, laced. Each had a front yard ornamented by whims suited to each performer. Banners marked the tent apartments, each showcasing a likeness and title: Priya Petite Pate, the Pinheaded Girl; Rohos the Dogfaced Boy: Beast of the Pack; Fatima the Shadow Spinner: Master of Mist.

His guise as Griefer the Piano-Playing Prankster had no banner. Charles didn’t know when Mister Noir would commission it, but a glance along the parade of placards meant to him that his place among the showmen wouldn’t be complete until his banner unfurled.

The ten-in-one lay ahead, where he would spend the day performing the same fifteen-minute set hour-after-hour for a rotating, walkthrough audience. Nicholas Noir used the ten-in-one to rake in nickels, also to advertise the expanded shows under the big top.

Most performers’ tents rested abandoned, their residents summoned to the ten-in-one or the rehearsal tents. But the conjoined twins lingered outside in their yard, standing at a bureau and mirror, shirts dropped to reveal their tangled flesh. Misplaced bones and irregular bulges pressed outward beneath taut skin. Stray patches of hair scattered across their chests and backs. The twins studied their shared reflection, chins coated in shaving cream. Pierre shaved his brother’s chin with a straight razor.

“Allo, Griefer,” Jacque said with a wave.

“Good morning,” Charles said, his eyes lingering on their naked form, three ni***es, each a different size, two navels, one a cavern, the other not much more than a mole, marking the flesh just above the waistline of their specially made four-legged pants.

28/10/2024

My kids and I were brainstorming on how to create a room-by-room haunted house that would truly terrify adults as we tend not to be scared by werewolves, vampires, and zombies anymore. Here are ten of the room themes we came up with:

• The I have to buy a lawnmower room
• The IRS tax audit room
• The my basement just flooded room
• The I think the transmission just blew room
• The telephone call at 1pm from the police station room
• The bad medical diagnosis room
• The divorce court room
• The margin call room
• The just got laid off room
• The parental inadequacy room

28/10/2024

Let the countdown begin; my new album drops in 1 month.

28/10/2024

One month before my new album drops:

24/10/2024

Hey, all, have a great day. I'm rootin' for you.

23/10/2024

As we close in on Halloween, I wish everyone a happy, safe, and riotously fun holiday. I wish I could come to all of your Halloween parties.

18/10/2024

New episode dropped today. Perfect Halloween story.

Listen to a designer nightmare driven by hypnosis with Craig Nybo as your guide. A small geographical team excavates an ancient site along the coast of Iceland, only to discover something sinister. Back the podcast at: https://www.patreon.com/terrifyinglies/

17/10/2024

Getting you through Halloween part 7:
The court battle of the century, zombie rights, a fight between lawyer/authors: Michaelbrent Collings and Dave Butler.

Authors/Lawyers MichaelBrent Collings and DJ Butler go head to head in the court of law with Craig Nybo acting as judge. The case: zombie enfranchisement. Back the Terrifying Lies Podcast with donations and tips: https://anchor.fm/craig-nybo https://www.patreon.com/terrifyinglies Venmo tips to ...

15/10/2024

Getting you through Halloween Part 6:
Listen to this story about the last woman on Earth and her fight against the living dead.

An old woman faces off with the undead in the zombie apocalypse. Back the Terrifying Lies Podcast with donations and tips: https://anchor.fm/craig-nybo https://www.patreon.com/terrifyinglies Venmo tips to

15/10/2024

From my current project:
Charles moved along the abandoned midway. A breeze tugged at the tents’ loose edges, fluttering them like ghosts. Dead carnival games crouched, grinned, yawned, and winked from their dark kiosks, bled of the power and light that provided them life. The Ferris wheel stared down from above, a beast in slumber. A distant squeak from one of the rides chirped as the machine settled in the night. Somewhere a chain tapped time against a pole, driven by the night’s breath.

12/10/2024

Getting you through Halloween part 5:
Listen to this disturbing lullaby.

https://open.spotify.com/track/6ZveVn3jpW2OEKrjybzNd2?si=kbn1y7PgR7mw3jwBdH_VAA

Craig Nybo · Zombie Sing-a-Long: Whistler and the Children, Pt. 1 · Song · 2012

09/10/2024

Finally, listen to the conclusion of the 10-part military thriller: Red Annex.

Can a US Army special forces team escape the annexed San Fernando Valley where residents suffer from a virus that causes insanity and cannibalism? Back the show at: http://www.patreon.com/terrifyinglies Buy merch at: http://www.craignybo.com/store-3

09/10/2024

Getting You Through Halloween Part 2:
Listen to this story about death, life, and EDM.

An electronic music lover takes a date to a concert, only to engage in a disturbing outer body experience. Support Terrifying lies by visiting: https://www.craignybo.com/support

08/10/2024

Getting You Through Halloween Part 1:
Listen to this interview with Victor Frankenstein, featuring Patrick Murphy.

Listen to an exclusive interview with Victor Frankenstein aboard the ship of Captain Robert Walton in the first midnight, full moon episode of The Terrifying Lies Podcast. Support the podcast: https://www.patreon.com/terrifyinglies

03/10/2024

From my latest project:
The audience rumbled with anticipation beneath the sagging canvas of Nicholas Noir's one-ring big top. The scent of roasted peanuts, caramel apples, and sweat from nearly four-hundred bodies hunkered together on the portable bleachers permeated the air. A jumble of heterogeneous conversations combined into a symphony of delight and inquisitiveness, all eager for a show that promised to be unlike anything they’d ever seen. For an extra dime, these families, ranchers, and farmhands had been promised a spectacle worthy of their hard-earned money.

Props stood ready inside the ring, stirring anticipation, enormous balls, gilded platforms and boxes, racks of shiny swords and juggling devices, all ready to be hooked up by brightly-costumed performers and put to use.

The audience shifted, children chattering ,parents sating them with concessions purchased by roving vendors. Spectators prattled in anticipation as they devoured popcorn and candy floss, eyes fixed on the center ring. In one corner of the tent, a banjo man, fiddler, trombonist, and drummer tuned their instruments. The same quartet that had played at the roustabout party the night before.