Flop City

04/08/2024

Be class to see Daniel O'Donnell just deck some s**tehawk outside a chipper at 3am cos they eyed up his bird and called his music s**te.

03/08/2024

Imagine causing a racist coded pile-on against someone just because you discovered (in the moment btw) that you were pretty s**t at boxing.

16/07/2024

I love my John Grisham themed underpants.

Or 'Pelican Briefs' as they prefer to be called.

15/07/2024

The depressed French man needed to urinate.

He was full of ennui.

18/06/2024

Shoutout to all the Irish comics who had to move back home from London because they couldn't do another god damn bringer gig and didn't have rich parents to pay their sky high rent for them.

04/06/2024

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29/05/2024

"Spice Grinder" "For Chefs"

09/05/2024

All pale ale tastes the same. Its time to stop the lies.

02/05/2024

McVities Chocolate Digestives.

For when you want a delicious biscuit but also have a bit of trouble pooping.

26/04/2024

"Hey, care to share your blended tahini and chickpeas?"

"No way!"

"Ah come on man! It's HummUS, not HumYou"

04/03/2024

Just a note to comics who'd support Scott Capurro in his cancellation*. I get it you're all 'free speech' and a gig is a gig so you gotta hustle for it etc. Fine... But surely pretending to be a friend and attendee of the funeral of Sinead O'Connor (He was proven to be in San Francisco btw) after saying she 'hit her head on a bottle of pills' is a bit s**tty and downright evil? Right? He left that bit out on his small news channel interview.

*literally just 10 people online including a gig runner who did not like his pro genocide material.

24/02/2024

'Waterford Crystal M**h' would be a great Irish Drag Queen name.

22/02/2024

Thank you for all the Birthday wishes. I could not add them here as a birthday fundraiser but if ya want do spare whatever small donation you can afford towards Galway SPCA. They are a great animal rescue charity in Galway County.

All their donation and charity details are here and they even have a wishlist for items they need. I'd truly appreciate it. Thank you
Xoxo

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16/02/2024

Ros Na Rún Forest, Rún!

-Tom Hanks, ar TG4.

02/02/2024

Having some technical difficulties with remote recording. Will be switching to in person. Podcast to launch quite soon. Please bare with us :)

01/02/2024

St. Brigids Cross?

I'd say she's fu***ng furious.

01/02/2024

If yoy wanna know how Twitter is going.

Jordan Peterson is beefing with Elmo.
Yes..THAT Elmo.

31/01/2024

Your reactions are disgusting towards Bambie Thug.

We live a more progressive society and we should not be so cruel to a person solely because they different from the typical.

People from Cork have as much rights as the rest of us...

31/01/2024

There is one tiny bright side to this and that's Gal Gadot finding out she has literally no clout in Hollywood and has been merely tolerated by audiences and producers alike.

28/01/2024

"Oh yeah! Well f**k you and the ostrich you rode in on!.. Wait. How did you get that?... Don't get me wrong, I still think you're a prick but I gotta give credit for the giant bird procurement."

19/01/2024

The Little Shop of Horrors is the best opticians.

Whenever I put their glasses on, I suddenly see more.

17/01/2024

Come on! Share your winged horse with me.

It's a 'PegasUS', Not a 'PegasYOU'.

06/01/2024

A depressed Brennans worker throws himself into the bread machine.

Classic case of self loafing.

12/12/2023

Whenever a tub of Celebrations is opened I always eat all the Bounties as a sign of strength and fortitude in front of the obvious nerds who 'hate' them.

10/12/2023

I answer most pub quiz movie section questions with "Miss Congeniality 2: Armed and Fabulous"

The success rate has been quite low.
But I do it out of principle.

07/12/2023

I am joining the war on Guinness. On the side of Guinness..

30/11/2023

Considering it's shot several months in advance. There is a strong possibility that we could see Henry Kissenger as a guest judge on the next season of RuPauls Drag Race.