19/11/2022
LISTEN AND OBEY!!!
As world events unfold giving great “we told you so” status to the Governing Body”, the powers that be in Warwick HQ are ramping up their message of doom and hope.
A leaked talk outline, set to be presented at the next online convention, draws parallels between the WHO (World Health Organisation) and the Discreet and Unfaithful Classist Slave.
As we all know by now, the dire warnings of world governmental agencies, telling of massive excess deaths have turned out to be completely false; along with the usefulness of all their (previously debunked) measures for halting the spread of disease.
JW Borg has apparently jumped on this exciting model for false predictions and draconian restriction methods, as a way to corral their sheep and guilt them into loving obedience.
“The Devil and his demonic spirit is like an outbreak of Monkey Pox! To truly avoid this invisible, unproven, evil pathogen, we true Christians need to mask up, lockdown and get our Holy Spirit injections!”, is one excerpt from the leaked talk.
Many parallels are made throughout the proposed presentation that will no doubt resonate with, not only the drone like indoctrinated brothers and sisters, but with all who are invited to attend.
We reached out to Brother Ron Drage again, who’s wonderfully viscous writing style could be seen all over this talk, to comment:
“I am neither confirming nor denying the talk that you speak of…”, he said. “However, it is true to say that there are ‘Con-Holy-Spiriter theorists’ out there, ‘anti-spiritual-fooders’ and those who falsely call themselves ‘Truthers’. They all claim to advocate for ‘freedom’ and push their lies about how there is no Satanic spirit pervading this world in order to infect us with a spiritual sickness. And if these never ending pandemics have taught us anything, then we should have learnt that this s**t is real!!”
We had to end the interview early before Brother Drage spontaneously combusted, but he did go on to draw more parallels between the blind acceptance of incoming catastrophes, universal obedience and the complete avoidance of a counter narrative, to the loving protection JW Borg provides when it’s minions do exactly the same.
We asked a few of the spiritual rank and file how they felt about what was going to be revealed in this upcoming talk.
“I see it in the same way”, answered a recently replaced anointed member called Alan. “I see the mask as a powerful symbol that parallels with our instructions to keep any possible diseased thoughts to ourselves and a barrier to apostate lies that can enter us without us realising”
One sister who took time out from her exhausting cart witnessing to give us her thoughts:
“People should have seen by now how dangerous it is to question authority! When we question Jehovah’s loving borganisation, we leave ourselves open to all kinds of satanic thinking. Just like people have questioned these outbreaks, refusing to trust and listen to the government who just want to keep us safe and have our best interests at heart!”
Many will no doubt be confused by the parallels drawn by the Bodily Governing Slave Faithful. On the one hand, “The World” is a deceitful place lined with spiritual b***y traps. And on the other hand, a shining example of why we should all listen and obey, despite evidence.
Shortly after our investigation into this matter, it was revealed that Influenza took a two year holiday and that the great doom and gloom mass death predicted, never happened and that mortality stayed relatively stable throughout the last few years. This fact, together with reports into how lockdowns and other measures seemed to create more harm than good, has put the leaked talk on pause.
Further updates on how the Faithful and Deceit Slave might take advantage of any other global, governmental lock-step methods of fear and people control in order to promote their own fear and people control narrative, will be posted here.
