The Shamurai

The Shamurai For all the Shamurais of the Army. The E4 mafia features the most notorious members.
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Waking up the maintenance warrant to tell him we got the LRPT stuck in the popeye’s drive-thru
12/09/2024

Waking up the maintenance warrant to tell him we got the LRPT stuck in the popeye’s drive-thru

Real ones know. What’s your all-time favorite game?
05/09/2024

Real ones know.

What’s your all-time favorite game?

When I hear another NCO try to trash my soldiers
05/09/2024

When I hear another NCO try to trash my soldiers

This guy from DPW supposed to be fixing my sink 😭😭
29/08/2024

This guy from DPW supposed to be fixing my sink 😭😭

Me as a PV2 on a date with my future wife, remembering I have CQ on saturday
29/08/2024

Me as a PV2 on a date with my future wife, remembering I have CQ on saturday

When they don’t have the tornados ready at the shopette first thing after PT
22/08/2024

When they don’t have the tornados ready at the shopette first thing after PT

What airmen send to their families after a 2 week deployment (They worked in the post office)
22/08/2024

What airmen send to their families after a 2 week deployment

(They worked in the post office)

22/08/2024

Real.

Me trying to clean my CIF gear for turn-in
20/08/2024

Me trying to clean my CIF gear for turn-in

Me watching the new LT try to tell Chief what “needs to happen”(He’s going to be skullf**ked into oblivion)
20/08/2024

Me watching the new LT try to tell Chief what “needs to happen”

(He’s going to be skullf**ked into oblivion)

Me after getting my first clothing allowance
15/08/2024

Me after getting my first clothing allowance

If you know, you know.
15/08/2024

If you know, you know.

First day back at work after your buddy (pookie) ETS’d/PCS’d
14/08/2024

First day back at work after your buddy (pookie) ETS’d/PCS’d

Leadership when it comes to downgrading awards
12/08/2024

Leadership when it comes to downgrading awards

Coming back from deployment to an empty barracks room and a 0900 work call but you got a COA(Rear D got didn’t go to wor...
12/08/2024

Coming back from deployment to an empty barracks room and a 0900 work call but you got a COA

(Rear D got didn’t go to work due to COVID and got ARCOMS)

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How the Army describes CQ responsibilities (The most action you’ll have is a soldier throwing up in the common area frid...
12/08/2024

How the Army describes CQ responsibilities

(The most action you’ll have is a soldier throwing up in the common area fridge)

Legs locked up after some DFAC chicken
10/08/2024

Legs locked up after some DFAC chicken

10/08/2024
My SNCO yelling at me because my ribbon rack is slightly off during payday activities
01/08/2024

My SNCO yelling at me because my ribbon rack is slightly off during payday activities

*again
30/07/2024

*again

Literal cucks
17/07/2024

Literal cucks

Me acting like I can’t hear my platoon sergeant when he calls me to tell me I have CQ on Saturday
12/07/2024

Me acting like I can’t hear my platoon sergeant when he calls me to tell me I have CQ on Saturday

Leaked image following the debate
28/06/2024

Leaked image following the debate

Squad leader sent me these emoji’s. Not sure what they mean.
19/06/2024

Squad leader sent me these emoji’s.

Not sure what they mean.

Facts
17/06/2024

Facts

Me and bro when we finally get BAS
08/06/2024

Me and bro when we finally get BAS

Me watching a 2LT try to yell at a CW2(This is a canon event)
08/06/2024

Me watching a 2LT try to yell at a CW2

(This is a canon event)

LT telling PSG that layouts have been moved to tomorrow and the connexes need to be layed out again by 0700 (LT won’t sh...
07/06/2024

LT telling PSG that layouts have been moved to tomorrow and the connexes need to be layed out again by 0700 (LT won’t show up until 1400)

Me to CQ when i’m drunk and threw up on the desk and s**t my pants
27/04/2024

Me to CQ when i’m drunk and threw up on the desk and s**t my pants

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People get away with it week after week, but let me be late once and y’all treat me like I’m a terrorist 😤

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