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09/10/2025

NIN UPDATE
The peace deal between Israel and Hamas has been signed, sealed, and delivered.

08/10/2025

NIN UPDATE
Salt and Pepa is going to receive the musical influence award

08/10/2025

NIN UPDATE
In case you needed a reason to drink tonight, today is pet obesity awareness day! 

08/10/2025

NIN UPDATE
Dolly Parton sister Freida is requesting prayers for Dolly. Apparently Dolly has a serious health issue.

08/10/2025

October 8, 2025

Virginia Attorney General candidate J Jones, with his creepy joker smile, is under fire from Republicans while being defended by Democrats. It turns out when you send text messages wishing death on your political opponents because of their stance on abortion, those text messages often become public.

One of the disturbing text messages read “spoiler: put Gilbert in the crew with two of the worst people you know and he receives both bullets every time.“

The text messages got more and more disturbing as he wish death upon their children and said that the only way to get them to change their political views was for them to have severe personal hardship. Another text message read “If those guys go before me I will go to their funerals to piss on their graves send them out a wash in something“.

The United States Senator from Virginia, Tim Kane who you might know from being Hillary Clinton‘s running maid in 2016, is still supporting Jay Jones because their friends or something. Apparently Tim Kane has abandoned the idea of putting the country above the party which has been a talking point of his his entire political career when attacking Republicans.

But Jay Jones is not just a scoundrel in text messages, he was arrested for driving 46 mph over the speed limit at 116 mph. He was ordered to serve 1000 hours of community service and pay a fine. He spent 500 of those hours working at his own not for Proffitt organization. I can assure you that was not the intent of the punishment. Most of the time your punishments aren’t intended for you to go home and work on the things you’ve been working on before.



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The deal to end the war in Gaza is going forward. I’ll believe it when I see it. The only way there will be a lasting piece in Gaza is if all of the Hamas pieces of human debris are executed and sadly that’s not part of this deal.

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James Comey, former Director of the FBI who apparently ordered the FBI to spy on Republicans senators, will be a rain today for line to Congress. The arraignment was moved up after the judge expressed security concerns at the federal courthouse.

The freak is really tall James Comey who has a weird obsession for Taylor Swift is being charged with two counts. Those counts are: false statement within the jurisdiction of the legislative branch of the United States government and obstruction of a congressional proceeding. This lunatic has pleaded not guilty.

FBI Director Kash Patel said there will not be a perp walk. “The mainstream media wants to take the eye off the ball and create theater. We are not About theater. We are about producing our results in court. And that’s what you’re going to see tomorrow…”

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The New York Yankees dug themselves out of a 6 to 2 hole in order to defeat the Toronto Blue Jays and force a game four in their best of five series.



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The government has been closed for eight days and the Senate will vote for a sixth time. The Doucheocrats show no sign of working with Republicans in order to fund the government at current levels so that federal workers will get paid.



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Apparently young men moving back in with their mothers is a thing now. These young men are referred to as a “Hub-Son” these dudes stay home in order to cook, clean, and do household chores. Apparently these are actual sons and not stepsons with whom the mother is having a weird relationship.

A 34 year-old man known as Luke told the New York Post “I am a stay at home son. I do the grocery shopping, cook steak for dinner, clean the pool and fix things around the house… this has been my dream job since I was a little kid.“

What a useless moron. that dude should be starting his own family and filling his mother‘s need for a child with grandchildren.



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The gorgeous Department of Homeland security secretary, Kristi Noem, went to Portland Oregon to discuss the violence against ice agents. Ahead of her arrival the authorities in Portland cleared out the area around the ice facility that has been under assault by protesters for her safety.

After clearing out the area around the Portland ice facility for the safety of the DHS secretary, they tried to tell her that there were no safety concerns. Tina Kotak, the governor of Oregon said “today, in my meeting with secretary Noem, I reiterated that there is no insurrection in Oregon… I was clear that I have confidence in local law-enforcement to meet the moment. Oregon is United against military policing in our communities.”

Well it sounds as if Oregon had better pull their head out of their ass and get Portland under control or the orange man in the back will say everyone attack and it’ll turn into some sort of Portland Blitz. President Trump said he is willing to invoke the insurrection act in order to get Portland under control. The insurrection act was signed into law in 1807 under President Thomas Jefferson. That act allows the president to dispatch active duty military into states that are unable to control Unrest. It has been used multiple times in history. Notably by Andrew Jackson, Dwight the Eisenhower and George H W Bush.



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The beautiful Pam Bondi schooled Democrat senators yesterday when they tried to trip her up about the use of National Guard troops in cities around the nation.

Dick Durban, whose name sounds like a horrific sexually transmitted disease, said “ they are going to transfer Texas National Guard units to the state of Illinois. What was the rationale for that?“ Pam Bondy replied “ the National Guard are on the way to Chicago. If you’re not going to protect your citizens, President Trump will.”

Senator Padilla from California went on a five minute diatribe before asking a question. The lovely Pam Bondy replied by saying “first Senator Padilla you have gone on for over five minutes And I wish that you loved your state of California as much as you hate President Trump. We’d be in really good shape then. Because violence crime in California is currently 35% higher than the national average. Property crime in California is 18% higher than the national average. That should be something that we should be talking about and working together on.“

At one point she called senator Adam pencil neck Schiff a liar! it was a good day for Pam Bondy who totally screwed up the Epstein files release. While many of us wanted her fired for her failures, she proved why she is still useful to the administration.



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A high of 70 today with an overnight low of 56. 79 tomorrow with a 20% chance of showers and an overnight low of 61. 84 on Friday and Saturday with an overnight low of 61 and 64 respectively. 84 and miserably windy on Sunday with an overnight low of 64. 77 with a 20% chance of showers and an overnight low of 64 on Monday. Miserably windy with a 20% chance of rain on Tuesday with a high temperature of 81.



There will be no news in a nutshell tomorrow.

07/10/2025

There was a thunderstorm overnight here in the Elyria Desert which caused my electricity to go out. My alarm clock did not wake me up. There will be no morning dump.

NIN UPDATE: The Kansas City Chiefs lost another game yesterday to the Jacksonville Jaguars. They are now two and three and have dug themselves a hole out of which they will struggle to dig. 

06/10/2025

06/10/2025

October 6, 2025

NFL winners so far this week are as follows. • San Francisco 49ers (defeated Los Angeles Rams 26-23 in OT)
• Minnesota Vikings (defeated Cleveland Browns 21-17 in London)
• Denver Donkeys (defeated Philadelphia in their first loss of the year)
• Baltimore Ravens (defeated Houston Texans 31-10)
• Indianapolis Colts (defeated Las Vegas Raiders 20-17)
• Dallas Cowboys (defeated New York Jets 37-22)
• Miami Dolphins (defeated Carolina Panthers 31-14)
• New Orleans Saints (defeated New York Giants 24-20)
• Tampa Bay Buccaneers (defeated Seattle Seahawks 27-20)
• Tennessee Titans (defeated Arizona Cardinals 22-21)
• Washington Commandos because Indians don’t wear underwear (defeated Los Angeles Chargers 27-10)
• Detroit Lions (defeated Cincinnati Bengals 37-24)
• New England Patriots (defeated Buffalo Bills 23-20)



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A federal judge in Oregon blocked President Trump‘s deployment of the National Guard to Portland despite all hell breaking loose there. The federal judge not only Block the use of National Guard troops from Oregon, but from neighboring states as well.

President Trump was pissed. “Portland is burning to the ground. You have agitators, insurrectionist… The governor, the mayor, the politicians are petrified for their lives. And you have a judge like that, he ought to be a— that judge, ought to be ashamed of himself.“

Governor Gavin Newsom tweeted on X, “The court granted our request for a temporary restraining order – halting the federalization, relocation, or deployment of any guard members to Oregon from any state. Trump‘s abuse of power won’t stand.“

White House chief of staff Stephen Miller tweeted on X “there is no legal distinction between a state volunteering guardsman to guard the border and volunteering guardsman to guard a federal immigration facility. Either we have a federal government, a supremacy clause, and a nation, or we don’t.“

Governor Greg Abbott of Texas is incomplete support of sending national guardsman from Texas to Chicago Illinois to help out with Operation Midway Blitz. “I fully authorize the president to call up 400 members of the Texas National Guard to ensure safety for federal officials. You can either fully enforce protection for federal employees or get out of the way and let Texas guard do it.“

It is very strange to see American politicians at the state and local level in favor of lawlessness that adversely affects their communities. This is Trump Derangement Syndrome on steroids. Federal law-enforcement agents are under attack by crowd source paid protesters and agitators. This is not the America I grew up in.



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While the president is still hopeful that Hamas will pull their heads out of their ass and go on ahead and ratify the peace deal, they seem to be dragging their feet. All the other Arab nations are telling Hamas that the jig is up and that they should give up their arms and power over Gaza. With the anniversary of the October 7 attacks just around the corner. There is fear that many of the hostages are in severely poor condition.

President Trump said “The countries of the world, a lot of the countries surrounding Israel frankly, Muslim, Arab and many others have had great meetings with Hamas. And it looks like it’s working so will wait for a little while and see how it all turns out.”

According to Marco Rubio, the real challenges could come even after the hostages are released. “The second part of this, and it’s gonna be much tougher part of it is, what happens after that. Who’s gonna run Gaza moving forward? It can’t be Hamas. It can’t be a terrorist organization. And the demobilization of terrorism in Gaza is the end goal here in terms of ensuring this never happens again. That whole place has to be rebuilt. That’s not gonna happen in 72 hours or six weeks. I mean that’s gonna take some time. But this is the closest we have been. This is the most progress we have seen…”

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A 17-year-old boy and a 43-year-old woman were killed in Montgomery, Alabama after they got into a disagreement and gunfire erupted. Once the shooting started multiple people in a crowd pulled out weapons and started firing. 12 other people were injured. Seven of the people who were shot are under the age of 20.

My guess is that most who fired off their firearm of these people were a prohibited possessor of a firearm. That’s your gun laws in action. They really don’t stop people from breaking the law. They just add more charges when they do.

No arrest have been made and police are offering a $50,000 reward for information in this case.



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The government shut down is in day six. Nothing in my world has actually changed.



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Apparently research shows that you can prevent peanut allergies by safely introducing peanuts to your baby. For more information, talk to your pediatrician. Apparently there are handouts and videos with instructions.



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It is currently raining here in the Elyria desert. Going forward today there’s a 40% chance of showers with a high of 78 and an overnight low of 54. A 40% chance of showers again tomorrow with a high temperature of 66 and an overnight low of 52. 73 on Wednesday with an overnight low of 58. 83 on Thursday and Friday with an overnight low of 60. 85 on Saturday with a miserable wind and an overnight low of 62. Miserably windy again on Sunday with a high temperature of 83.

01/10/2025

October 1, 2025

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The federal government shut down overnight. The Democrats forced this shutdown because they want you to pay for healthcare for illegal immigrants. The vote in the Senate was 55 for the continuing resolution that would’ve kept the government open and 45 against. Three Democrats voted with Republicans to keep the government open. John Fetterman was amongst them. I wonder when he’s going to realize that he’s not really a Democrat. Republican rand Paul voted against the continuing resolution. I wonder when he’s going to realize that he’s not really a republican.

President Trump says this gives him an opening to fire non-essential workers in the federal government. Essential or not, several hundred thousand federal workers will be laid off without pay until the government opens again. My question is why do you need workers who aren’t essential? “We don’t want it to shut down because we have the greatest period of time ever. I told you we have $17 trillion being invested so the last person that wants it to be shut down is us. Now, with that being said, we can do things during the shutdown that are irreversible that are bad for them and irreversible by the dash like cutting vast numbers of people out, cutting things they like, cutting programs that they like.“

Senator Schumer threw a hissy fit and said “Their bill, they call it clean, we call it totally partisan. There was no input from Democrats. Not a single line in their bill had input from Democrats. They never consulted us. Thune didn’t consult me. Johnson didn’t consult Hakeem. And the bottom line is that we had a partisan bill.”

That bill was good for the American people when it comes to spending. Mike “Big“ Johnson blasted Democrats. “What they’re trying to do is roll back the reforms, very important necessary reforms that we included in the big beautiful Bill. We got able-bodied young men off of Medicaid. They should’ve never been there in the first place and we got illegal aliens off as well. Millions of people removed from the roles which makes healthcare more affordable for everybody. They want to roll that back. Why? Because they want illegal aliens to be voters for their side.”

A New York Times Siana poll that surveyed 1,313 registered voters Nationwide showed 65% opposed to the Democrat shut down of the federal government.

NIN will be shut down the rest of the week. It really has nothing to do with the federal government shut down I just thought I would announce it here.



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The attack on the ICE facility last week has claimed another victim as a second detainee has passed away. This particular illegal immigrant who broke into our country leaves behind four children with a fifth one on the way. Apparently his goal was to single-handedly populate the United States of America. Prayers for his children and his widow.



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President Trump announced a new website to help Americans buy cheaper prescription drugs. “Pfizer has agreed to provide some of their most popular current medication’s to all consumers at heavily discounted prices of between 50 and even 100% – that’s off that’s off the price. And in some cases even more than that. These drugs will be available for direct purchase online at a website operated by the federal government.” The website is called Trumprx.gov.

During this press conference RFKJ sneezed and President Trump asked the CEO of Pfizer if he had Covid medication on hand. It was a very funny moment.



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In the first round of the major league baseball playoffs best of three series results of game one are as follows:

• American League:
• Detroit Tigers defeated Cleveland Guardians, 2-1
• Boston Red Sox defeated New York Yankees, 3-1
• National League:
• Chicago Cubs defeated San Diego Padres, 3-1
• Los Angeles Dodgers defeated Cincinnati Reds, 10-5




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Turning point USA was at Utah State University yesterday. This was the organizations first return to the state of Utah since a confused young man murdered Charlie Kirk. The venue was packed as the organization continues to grow by leaps and bounds.

Even though the TPUSA organization is doing great and growing by leaps and bounds, everyone should continue to pray for Erika Kirk.



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A high of 86 today with a 10% chance of rain and an overnight low of 64. 86 tomorrow with an overnight low of 66. 88 on Friday and Saturday with a miserable wind and overnight lows of 66. 85 on Sunday with a miserable wind, a 20% chance of rain and an overnight low of 62. 78 on Monday and Tuesday with miserable wind on Monday, a 20% chance of rain both days and an overnight low of 59.

30/09/2025

September 30, 2025

The douche nozzle who attacked the Mormon church in Grand Blanc Michigan believed that Mormons were the antichrist. Mormons may be wrong, I may be wrong, you may be wrong, but none of us are the antichrist.





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The Federal Government will shut down tonight at midnight if the Democrats do not cave and sign onto the continuing resolution. It does not appear that the Democrats will do that because they believe you’re too stupid to know how government works. While it’s true that Republicans have a majority in the house and in the Senate, it takes 60 votes in the Senate to pass the continuing resolution and Republicans do not have 60 votes.

Despite the fact that Republicans don’t have 60 votes in the Senate, Hakeem Jefferies said “Republicans control the House, Republicans control the Senate, and Donald Trump is the President. If the government shuts down, it’s because Republicans have decided to shut the government down and hurt the American people.“

However, it is not the proposed continuing resolution that will hurt the American people. It is the Democrats insistence that the American taxpayer pay for healthcare for illegal immigrants. Republicans don’t want to do that, the American people don’t want to do that, but the Democrat party and their left-wing radical communist base want the American people to do that.

Vice president JD Vance said “The original thing they did with this negotiation– it was a $1.5 trillion spending package basically saying the American people – we want to give massive amounts of money– hundreds of billions of dollars to illegal aliens for their healthcare while Americans are struggling to pay their healthcare bill. I think we’re headed to a shut down because the Democrats won’t do the right thing. I hope they change their mind…”

Here’s the fact of the matter, for your average American working in the private sector a government shutdown means absolutely nothing. We won’t even notice that it happened.



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President Trump, Benjamin Netanyahu and other Middle Eastern leaders have agreed on a 20 point plan to get the hostages released and end the war in Gaza. Obviously Hamas has to sign off on this, but they’re under pressure from other major countries in the region to do so.

Unfortunately the return of these hostages under this plan will require 250 murderous death row inmates to be released by Israel. This is why death sentences need to be carried out much quicker than what they actually are. Because as long as these holes are alive, there’s a chance they get released to do more murdering.

I have absolutely no faith that Hamas will agree to this plan or that they actually follow it if they even agree to it. Neither does Benjamin Netanyahu. He said “If Hamas rejects your plan Mr. President or if they supposedly accepted and then basically do everything to counter it, then Israel will finish the job by itself. This could be done the easy way, or it can be done the hard way, but it will be done.“

President Trump said “This is a big, big day a beautiful day potentially one of the great days ever in civilization. I challenged the Palestinians to take responsibility for their destiny. Because that’s what we’re giving them. We’re giving them responsibility for their destiny. to fully condemn and prohibit terrorism, earn their way to a brighter future.“

My opinion is this was an entire waste of time and that none of this is going to change anything because the people of guys are a bunch of douche bags. Hamas is evil. There will be no peace.



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The NFL decided to put two stinky turds of a game on last night as the winless Jets took on the winless Miami Dolphins. The Miami Dolphins were victorious in the battle of the winless.

Meanwhile, the Cincinnati Bengals who are depleted with injuries loss to the Denver Donkeys.



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A high of 82 today with an overnight low of 61. 82 again tomorrow with an overnight low of 64. 86 on Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and Sunday with a miserable wind on Friday, Saturday, and Sunday and a 20% chance of rain on Saturday with an overnight low of 64° each day. 81 and miserably windy on Monday.