28/06/2024
The Presidential Debate
As a proud Republican who has never voted for a Democrat with the exception of maybe the dude who grades the sand roads in my township, I would have loved to have seen the presidential debate. However, I was on a forklift all evening and didn’t leave work until 10 PM. When I got home I turned on Sean Hanity and couldn’t have laughed harder at the things they were saying about dementia Joe’s performance at the debate. I then promptly fell asleep in the chair, but was able to wake up this morning and watch my favorite news shows.
The left-wing lunatic news media were all freaking out about how they can replace dementia Joe. I am hoping that they can’t, but it’s my guess they are going to be calling Gavin Newsom over and over again between now and the convention where they will have a broker convention and remove Dementia Joe as their nominee.
Apparently at one point Donald Trump actually said I have no idea what he just said at the end of that statement because the words that were coming out of his mouth did not do any of the connecting to the other words that were coming out of his mouth and certainly didn’t make up a sentence. The man prepared for this debate for 5 to 7 days at Camp David and that’s what happened. He couldn’t function on his feet in a debate, how in the hell is that man going to do any sort of negotiating with other world leaders, most worrisome is the Axis Of As****es (Russia, China, Iran, and North Korea).
Here are four headlines that made me smile this morning: From the New York Times “A fumbling performance, and a panicking party“. From Axios “Biden‘s debate a DEFCON 1 moment”. From the Daily Beast “Joe Biden mumbles and stumbles the Democrats into crisis”. and finally from the politico “ ‘WTF’: panicked Dems start looking for alternatives to Biden“.
So many people are predicting that Gavin Newsom is inserted as the nominee at the Democrat convention. I really doubt Gavin Newsom wants to gain the nomination that way, but he may do it. The other option the Democrats have is to beg RFK to get on their ballot. Now Robert Kennedy Junior is running as an independent and is not yet on a whole 50 ballots I don’t know if he can get off of the ballots that he’s on as an independent and then back on as a Democrat, but the cheaters in the Democrat party can do miraculous things. RFK is, like Dementia Joe Biden, a big Green New N**i agenda supporter.
Many lawmakers are worried about the United States looking weak and being vulnerable to a major attack over the next five months while a bumbling fool like dementia Joe is in the White House. This gives me great concern that they will use the 25th amendment to remove Dementia Joe from Office and just run camel toe Harris and Gavin Newsom on the same ballot. Then we would have the what amounts to a Hawk Tuah girl as president.
Dementia Joe on the other hand thinks he did well last night and claims that it’s hard to debate a liar. That would explain all the times people lost debates to dementia Joe. Dementia Joe is the biggest liar on the planet and told his fair share of whoppers last night like when he tried to pretend he didn’t have any soldiers die while he was in office.
Jill Biden dragged Joe Biden to a debate watch party to celebrate what they thought was an awesome performance. Jill Biden actually told Joe on stage that he did so great because he answered every question. I just couldn’t stop laughing. She was treating him as if he were a 10-year-old boy. at that watch party there were actually people cheering for Joe Biden because we’ve got people who are just that dumb in our society.
#2024
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On Monday Tuesday and Wednesday I did a few stories while watching the news, but didn’t have time to edit those stories. They are included here, if you haven’t heard about them, it’s news to you. If you have, shut up and read them anyway.
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Shockingly enough, the weight loss drug Zep Bound has reduced the severity of sleep apnea in patients. Given the fact that sleep apnea is more prevalent in people who are overweight and likely a result of their obesity my response to that story is “no crap!”
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71 year-old Marissa Tejo, who has to have had all of the work done, competed in the Miss Texas USA pageant. The 71 year-old was allowed to compete after the Miss Universe organization changed their rules to be more inclusive of women over the age of 18.
Now by saying that she had all of the work done, I’m not distracting from her beauty. I will say that there is no way her body is 100% natural, but it is 100% beautiful. And because I’m a dude I don’t really care if there was work done or not.
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Two astronauts are stuck on the international space station after the Boeing Starliner developed four additional helium leaks in orbit. The original leak found was considered too small to pose a threat. “NASA and Boeing managers decided the leak was too small to pose a safety thread and the ship was cleared for launch. Once in orbit and on the way to the space station, however, for more helium leaks developed.”
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In their continued effort to make America marginal again, the dementia Joe administration has reached a plea deal with Julian Assange.
Julian Assange will appear in a United States federal court in the Northern Mariana Islands. He is expected to plead guilty to violating American espionage laws and receive a sentence of 62 months time served. apparently Julian Assange has spent the last five years in a maximum security prison in London.
In 2010 Julian Assange released half a million classified documents pertaining to the United States war on terror in both Afghanistan and Iraq. After that, Assan spent a considerable amount of time seeking asylum in various embassies where he rubbed his own p**p on the wall. Shockingly enough, after having rubbed his own p**p on the wall he was kicked all of the way out.
Julian Assange also had some sort of a relationship with Pamela Anderson. I don’t understand it. Pamela Anderson could have literally any man on the planet and yet this fruitcake and her had some sort of relationship. Maybe it was just a friendship and they didn’t do the banging, but it was still a weird friendship.
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In case you needed more reasons to hate the Dementia Joe administration, Ho***rs is closing restaurants across the country. Ho***rs is closing 40 of their 300 restaurants worldwide because of “Current market conditions“. That is a 12% reduction in restaurants.
“Like many restaurants under pressure from current market conditions, Ho***rs has made made the difficult decision… We look forward to continuing to serve our guests at home, on the go and at our restaurants here in the US and around the globe.”
The locations that Ho***rs are closing are in Florida, Texas, Kentucky and Indiana.
To be fair, Twin Peaks is a better restaurant when it comes to their food. I will say that I like Twin Peaks regular uniform better than ho***rs regular uniform, but I’m not a big fan of lingerie day at Twin Peaks because I really don’t want my waitress serving me my food in her underwear. I’m not sure why exactly, it’s just not my thing I guess.
41% of Americans say they plan to spend less at restaurants this year. That is a direct result of inflation caused by high gas prices because of the dementia Joe administrations love for The Green New N**i agenda.
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The Florida Panthers won the Stanley Cup after winning the first three games of the series, losing the next three games of the series, and then finally winning in game seven.
I tried to watch the third period of the hockey game after I got done with all the things Monday night, but I only succeeded in falling asleep.
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Apparently barstool sports founder and all-around cool dude, Dave Portnoy, has cancer. Prayers for that dude as he fights for his life.
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Flooding in Minnesota after historic rains have caused the Rapidan dam to be on the verge of collapse. A home plunged 85 feet into the Blue Earth River as a result of the flooding.
Of course the Green New N**is will blame climate change and your internal combustion engine.
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Evan Gershkovich is currently standing trial in Russia for espionage after having spent a year behind bars there. Vladimir Pudy-Putin is trying to use this journalist as a bargaining chip with the United States. What he doesn’t understand is that Evan is not only white and male, but he’s also not a WNBA basketball player. He’s not going to get some sort of arms dealer in exchange for a white dude of European descent who is not an athlete.
This Evan dude will not get out of prison unless and until President Trump is elected.
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Jamal Bowman will no longer be a congressman after the end of his term because he lost his Democrat primary after going all in on the cease-fire now garbage. That’s one less squad member in Congress. I believe they’re back to an all female group now. That helps with my nickname of them which is the Four Hose beasts of the Apocalypse.
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Apparently Hawk Tuah is a thing. If you haven’t seen the video, you should watch it. Just know the young lady in that video is a preacher’s daughter and a kindergarten teacher. Apparently she’s also making a s**t ton of money off her 15 minutes of fame.
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12-year-old Joslin Nungaray will be laid to rest today. She is the young lady who was s*xually abused for two hours, strangled and dumped in a creek by two illegal do**he bags from Venezuela. Prayers for her family. I can’t imagine.
Her funeral will be held at funeral home in Houston, followed by a burial. The entire tab for her funeral is being picked up by that furniture dude Mattress Mack there in Houston. I think he’s the guy who makes all the bets on the major is sporting events when Houston teams are involved. The bets generally consist of free mattresses if certain things happen.
The traitorous lying sack of s**t, Alejandro Mayorkas, claims that dementia Joe’s border policy is working. Of course he’s referring to Dementia Joe’s recent limits on the numbers of illegal migrants being reduced to 2500 per day. “I just received an operational briefing on the success of the presidents actions so far here in the Tucson sector and along our southern border. The president’s actions are working because of the tough response to illegal crossings. The security of the American public is indeed our highest priority. The individual who is responsible for a heinous criminal act is the criminal. We need to bring the full force of the law to bear on that criminal...“
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100 today with a 40% chance of thunderstorms and an overnight low of 76. 92 on Saturday with a 30% chance of thunderstorms and an overnight low of 68. 86 on Sunday with a 30% chance of thunderstorms and an overnight low of 72. 98 on Monday with 20% chance of thunderstorms and an overnight low of 76. 100 on Tuesday with an overnight low of 76. 96 on Wednesday With a 30% chance of thunderstorms and an overnight low of 74. 94 on Thursday with a 20% chance of storms.