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08/06/2025

3A girls 400m state champion πŸ₯‡

Junior Ashley Lehman wins her third event of the weekend winning the 3A girls 400m title with a state meet record time of 54.65. Lehman has yet to lose this event in her career as a three time state champ.

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June 7, 2025

The fake ass Maryland Man, Kilmar Abrego Garcia has been returned to the United States to face state and federal human trafficking charges. Hours after being brought back to the United States, the fake ass Maryland Man appeared in a Tennessee court to face federal charges for human smuggling and conspiracy.

The gorgeous Pam Bondy said β€œHe was a smuggler of humans and children and women. He made over 100 trips. The defendant abused undocumented alien females according to co-conspirators. This defendant trafficked fi****ms and narcotics. A co-conspirator also alleges the defendant played a role in the murder of arrival gang member’s mother.β€œ

You may remember that Kilmar Abrego Garcia was deported by the Trump administration for being a useless do**he nozzle and was promptly defended by the Democrat party including the senator from Maryland who made a trip to El Salvador and shared margaritas with this β€œMaryland Manβ€œ.

They treated Kilmar Abrego Garcia as if he were some sort of superhero with a gigantic MM on his chest. while they were doing that, The woman to whom he was married and had the children with defended him even after the news broke that she had previously filed restraining orders against him and that he had beat her.

Maryland senator Chris Van Holland double down on his weird ass affection for this piece of human debris Friday night on CNN with Anderson Cooper. β€œI will never apologize for defending the constitution. In fact, it’s the Trump administration and all his cronies who should apologize to the country for putting us through this unnecessary situation and to Abrego Garcia for putting him through this situation and his family.β€œ

I guess I missed the part in the constitution where it protects criminal illegal aliens from deportation. I guess I missed the part where the Trump administration should have to apologize to a guy who took advantage of the fact that a dementia patient got put into office by someone who stole an election And opened up the southern border. This guy got paid money to traffic other illegal immigrants most likely by the drug cartels as a representative of MS 13. He should not be apologized to, he should be hanged on the courthouse lawn at Dawn.

Abrego Garcia faces one count of conspiracy to unlawfully transport illegal aliens for financial gain. That crime has a maximum penalty of 10 years in prison and a $250,000 fine. Count to is the unlawful transportation of illegal aliens for financial gain.

I really don’t understand why Chris Van Holland can’t just say β€˜I was wrong about this guy’. Why can’t he just point out that he was told things that were not true about Abrego Garcia? obviously Chris Van Holland did not have a personal relationship with this do**he bag prior to the margarita meeting in El Salvador, so why is he so invested in this piece of trash’s life?

At first I thought it was because he wanted to run for the White House, but doubling down on this dude at this time after the truth has been uncovered is not a White House rΓ©sumΓ© enhancer by any means.






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It took two overtime, but the Florida Panthers tied the Edmonton Oilers one game apiece in the Stanley Cup finals. The series now goes back to Florida where there will most likely be two more overtime games. This causes me to fall asleep and not know who won until in the morning when I google it.



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The lunatic left lost their s**t over the fact that the Trump administration has begun to deport illegal aliens from California and they attacked a federal facility. Police in riot gear defended the facility.

Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass, who can’t manage a fire response in Los Angeles where they have wildfires every freaking year because of their lack of ability to manage the forest responded to the response to the deportations.β€œWe are going to fight for all Angelinaβ€˜s. Regardless of when they got here, whether they have papers or not, we are a city of immigrants. And this impacts hundreds of thousands of Angelinos.β€œ

Dips**t Governor Gavin Newsom said β€œDonald Trumpβ€˜s chaos is eroding trust, tearing families apart, and underestimating the workers and industries that power America’s economy.” WTF? Apparently this wealthy do**he bag who was born with a silver spoon of his ass thanks that the only people who do manual labor in this country are illegal immigrants.

For some reason or another, the gorgeous Kristi Noem has decided to put the s**t in her lips to make them look larger. She was actually more beautiful before trying to make her lips look like dick sucking lips.

In any event, Kristi Noem said β€œ right now writers are assaulting ice enforcement officers. They’re slashing tires, and facing buildings. Taxpayer funded properties. Over 800 protesters surrounded and breached the first layer of a federal law enforcement building in LA. Governor Newsom, Mayor Bayes, you have to call an end to this violence. This rhetoric against our politicians and against our law-enforcement officers has gone way too far and it must end…”



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Apparently Kash Patel was on the Joe Rogan experience Friday. I have not had a chance to listen to it, but it is being reported that they have found Dr. Do**he Bag Fauciβ€˜s phone from when he was in his role as Covid dictator.

I really don’t know what that means or if they will actually find something that will dishonor and discredit that little gnome looking creature for the rest of his life or not.

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The ex police chief who was convicted of r**e and murder and escaped from prison here a week or so ago has been captured. The Devil In The Ozarks is back behind bars where he belongs. Grant Harden was found 1.5 miles away from the prison from which he escaped.



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A high of 82 today with a 30% chance of thunderstorms and an overnight low of 60. 86 tomorrow with a 20% chance of an afternoon thunderstorm and an overnight low of 60. 82 on Monday and Tuesday with an overnight low of 60. 86 on Wednesday with an overnight low of 66. 80 on Thursday with a 20% chance of thunderstorms and an overnight low of 68. 82 on Friday with a 20% chance of isolated thunderstorms.

In case you’re wondering an isolated thunderstorm is a thunderstorm that is told to sit in the corner.

06/06/2025

Dru Zeka is a three-time state champion and a four-time medalist at the 2025 State Track Meet. She finished the 400 with a 57.88 time, winning by over a second over Kylee Frazee of Rock Creek (59.01). We think she is the first three-time individual champion in a single state track meet in the history of Wellington High School. However, if someone else did it, we would be open to recognizing such a person.

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June 6, 2025

President Trump and Elon Musk had a very public fight over the last several days. At one point yesterday Elon Musk tweeted that the reason the Epstein files have not been released is because President Trump is on them.

Some dude named Bill Ackman tweeted β€œI support and and they should make peace for the benefit of our great country. We are much stronger together than a part.β€œ

Elon Musk replied β€œYou’re not wrongβ€œ.

So today there will be a meeting at the White House between President Trump and Elon Musk. I’m not sure if either man believes any of the things they said about the other or if this get together is actually going to bury the hatchet. Hell they might sign divorce papers while they’re there.



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The stupid bitch Mayor of Boston, Michelle Wu, said β€œI don’t know of any police department that routinely wears masks. We know that there are other groups that routinely wear masks NSC-131 routine routinely wears masks.”

A reporter said β€œMayor, just to clarify, are you comparing ICE, you said to NSC-131, a neo-Nazi group are you comparing them to a neo-Nazi group?” Dumb bitch Michelle Wu replied β€œWhat I said is that Boston Police and no police department that I know of at the local level routinely wears masks.β€œ

No that’s not what you said. You made a comparison to a neo-Nazi group that I’m not sure I’ve ever heard of before in my life to federal agents who are removing child r**es from your city who happened to be living 100 yards from a school. Federal agents who removed violent criminals because you wouldn’t let your police department do it.

So here’s why these ICE agents are wearing masks, the left-wing lunatics, of whom dumb bitch Mayor Wu leads in a certain capacity as Mayor of Boston, want to find these agents identity and docs them online. Furthermore, the Mexican drug cartels would like to kill these men because of their work to stop the flow of human trafficking and drugs at our southern border.

Operation Patriot is what she is pi**ed off about. It is the largest ICE operation ever and resulted in the arrest of 1461 illegal immigrants. Among those arrested during the short period of time that Fox News had reporters embedded were two murderers, and a child ra**st, a fentanyl trafficker, an adult ra**st, and one person charged with child sexual assault.

Overall 790 of the 1461 illegal migrants arrested had criminal convictions or charges. 277 of the 1461 had final removal or deportation orders. These are the kinds of people who dumb bitch Mayor Wu wants in her city. So much so that she’s willing to verbally attack ICE agents and compare them to some of the biggest do**he bags among us.

As you can imagine, acting ICE Director Todd Lyons took offense to that. β€œMy officers and agents walk into danger so other people can sleep safely at night, so kids can make it to school safely and play outside. So while it’s easy to be an armchair quarterback and make up talking points that get activist riled up, the bottom line is my officers and agents are out there protecting the same people who are threatening their safety. Law-enforcement is common sense. Politicians need to stop putting my people in danger. I’m not asking them to stop, I’m demanding that they stop. Here’s what I have to say to Boston Mayor Michelle Wu, congressman Hakeem Jefferies, and anyone else stirring up the outrage about what ICE does. These are real people with real families you’re hurting with your ridiculous rhetoric and inflammatory comments and it’s time to remember that.”






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After trailing the entire game until the final second, the Indiana Pacers stole Game one from The Oklahoma City Thunder. I honest to God gave up after the second back court violation on the Indiana Pacers and went to bed. I woke up this morning to see that Tyrese Halliburton was a last second hero for the fifth time in the NBA playoffs this year.



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In two months the trial of Brian Kohberger will begin. This is the do**he bag who is charged with murdering for Idaho university students while they slept. This do**he bag faces the death penalty by firing squad. A list of witnesses has been released. On that list is Ann Parham, an advisor at a school he attended. Marie Bolger, a former professor who taught this do**he bag at DeSales university. and Jesse Harris who worked at a boxing gym where this do**he bag trained.



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The Chinese hoe who is accused of trying to smuggle in a bio weapon that would destroy all of our crops will remain in custody while she seeks private council. It was actually her do**he bag boyfriend who was caught smuggling the Fungus.

It was the Chinese hoe who was working at the university of Michigan through Chinese funding. Somehow or another her boyfriend who was caught with the fungus wasn’t arrested. The arrest of the Chinese hoe comes at least one year after her boyfriend was caught with the fungus.

The Trump administration says the danger of the fungus is so big that it could’ve brought an attack on the American food supply.




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President Trump had a positive phone call with the president of China about tariffs and trade. The Phone call lasted about 90 minutes.

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Today is the 81st anniversary of the attack on Normandy France while it was occupied by the Germans. Many men gave their lives to liberate France.

And now we’ve spent the last 81 years subsidizing the cushy lifestyle of the lazy ass French people. In fact the entire continent of Europe is a bunch of lazy bastards. It’s almost like all of the good people in Europe died in the war and the genetically flawed lazy f***s Were the only ones who lived.



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A high of 79 today with a 60% chance of thunderstorms and an overnight low of 66. A 60% chance of thunderstorms again tomorrow with a high temperature of 83 and an overnight low of 64. A 20% chance of thunderstorms on Sunday with a high of 83 and an overnight low of 61. 83 on Monday and Tuesday With a overnight low of 59Β°. 86 on Wednesday with an overnight low of 64. 83 on Thursday.

06/06/2025

ICYMI: Former Smoky Valley spring covergirl Belle Peters finished National Runner-up in the Pole Vault at the NCAA Division II Outdoor Track & Field National Championships May 24th in Pueblo, Colorado, with a PR vault of 14 feet, 4 inches. The Pittsburg State University redshirt junior helped the women finish third as a team and is now a five-time All-American in her college track & field career. Adam Kadavy Joey Bahr Ad Astra Radio KansasRunning Pittsburg State Athletics Visit Lindsborg Janet Fleske Doug Neufeld Photography NCAA Division II Salina Ortho

05/06/2025

Spring covergirl Jesse Hoover wins 1A javelin with a state meet record throw of 154-7. Adam Kadavy Heather Kindall Photography KSportsImages.com Open Spaces Sports inc. KR-92 Radio TVL Sports Spotlight KVSV Radio AM 1190 & FM 105.5

05/06/2025

June 5, 2025

A Chinese couple who was doing research at the University of Michigan tried to bring a fungus among us.

This fungus that they tried to bring among us is a dangerous biological pathogen that could’ve destroyed wheat, barley, oats, corn, rice and many other crops across the nation. Their names are Yunqing Jian (33) and Zunyong Liu (34). The girl has been arrested, while the dude is still in China. That this kind of bulls**t on top of the fentanyl terrorism that China has been backing that has killed many of our youth should be grounds upon which to tell them to go f**k themselves with regard to any trade talks. Tariff the f**k out of them. Never trust a people who have a language that doesn’t use a U following a Q.

The couple has been charged with conspiracy, smuggling goods into the US, false statements, and visa fraud. Jian is in custody while Liu is believed to have retreated to China.




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In response to the terror attack in Boulder Colorado, President Trump signed a travel ban that affects nearly 20 countries. While the White House says those countries affected our high risk for Visa abuse, terrorism, and failure to share security information, the do**he bag Democrats say that this is just racism.

The travel ban affects Afghanistan, Burma, Chad, the Republic of Congo, Equatorial Guinea, Eritrea, Haiti, Iran, Libya, Somalia, Sudan, and Yemen. There are seven other countries that are not completely banned, but rather just have partial restrictions on travel.

President Trump said β€œThe strength of the restrictions we’re applying depends on the severity of the threat posed. And likewise new countries can be added as threats emerge from around the world. But we will not allow people to enter our country who wish to do his harm. And nothing will stop us from keeping America safe.”

Do**heocrat Daniel Goldman said β€œIt’s pretty consistent with what his β€˜immigration policy’ is which is just essentially to keep anyone who is not white out of the country. And that’s what he’s trying to do with these mass deportations of people who are going through the asylum process which is a lawful pathway.β€œ



The shirtless do**he bag is due in state court in Colorado this morning. Meanwhile a treasonous federal judge in Colorado has temporarily stopped the deportation of his bitch ass wife and five kids.





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The bodies of a Israeli couple who had been held hostage by the godless Hamas terror group who runs Gaza have been returned. The 72-year-old man and 72 year-old woman were taken hostage and brutally murdered. May Godβ€˜s judgment on Gaza be harsh.

The families of the hostages who still remain said β€œTheir return reminds us all that it is the state duty to bring everyone home, so that we the families, together with all the people of Israel, can begin the process of healing and recovery.β€œ So that statement obviously reflects the view that the Israeli government isn’t doing enough to have the hostages returned. I believe it’s not likely that any more hostages are alive and therefore Israel should just finish destroying Hamas regardless of how many Godless people of Gaza die.

The couple left behind four children and seven grandchildren. Prayers for their family.



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The German Chancellor is going to meet with President Trump today. Apparently they’re going to talk about how to bring an end to the Ukraine war with Russia and trade deals. This guy is about as worthless as Colonel Klink from Hogan’s heroes. Screw Germany.



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President Trump had a phone call with Vladimir Putin. During that phone call Vladimir Putin vowed revenge against the Ukraine for the airstrikes that blew up a bunch of his airplanes with which he was bombing the Ukraine. No word in any of the news stories I saw as to whether or not President Trump asked him β€˜ What the f**k did you expect?’ I mean honest to God, you’ve been f**king with the Ukraine for over three years now. This is obviously the find out portion of the f**k around and find out statement.



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ICE announced that they have arrested a Russian national who has been accused of being a member of Al-Qaeda. The do**he bag detained in Philadelphia last month was born in some sort of country that ends in the word Stan. This do**he bag was first detained in 2023 when he crossed the border in California, but the Dementia Joe administration simply gave him a notice to appear in court. He was then paroled into the United States where he promptly wiped his ass with the notice to appear and missed all his meetings with his parole officer.





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Dementia Joe is speaking out publicly about the controversy surrounding his auto pen. Dementia Joe responded to President Trump ordering an investigation into the use of the auto pen by saying β€œLet me be clear: I made the decisions during my presidency. I made the decisions about the pardons, executive orders, legislation, and proclamations. Any suggestion that I didn’t is ridiculous and false.β€œ No word in this report as to whether or not he then Proclaimed he could beat several random people in a fist fight.

A White House memo said in part β€œβ€¦ Former president Biden’s aids abuse the power of presidential signatures through use of an auto pen to conceal Bidenβ€˜s cognitive decline and assert article to authority.β€œ

Karine Jean Pierre, also known as KJP, says she is now an independent and no longer a Democrat. That statement is breathtakingly false. It’s not as if that hag is going to go on ahead and start voting for random Republicans. She’s just pi**ed off at her party so she’s claiming to have left it.

She claims she’s going to follow her own compass because what she saw her party due to dementia Joe was unreasonable. Former Biden White House officials spoke anonymously to Politico and said β€œEveryone thinks this is a gift… She made a joke about being an independent last year and now it’s a book. All ideas are monetary – even the dumb ones.β€œ



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A high of 76 today with a 50% chance of storms and an overnight low of 64. 80 on Friday with a 60% chance of showers and an overnight low of 64. 84 on Saturday with an overnight low of 64. 84 on Sunday with an overnight low of 62 and a 30% chance of isolated thunderstorms. 82 on Monday and Tuesday with an overnight low of 58 and 60 respectively. 84 on Wednesday.

05/06/2025

INDIANAPOLIS, IN β€” Referees in last Saturday's WNBA game between the Indiana Fever and the Chicago Sky at Gainbridge Fieldhouse ruled that there was in fact no foul after Sky guard Chennedy Carter…

04/06/2025

June 4, 2025

Apparently the fact that the McDonald’s snack wrap will be back on the menu next month is a news story. Who knew?

McDonald’s posted on social media β€œsnack wrap 07.10.2025” So when did we stop using dashes or slashes between the numbers on the dates? Or could it just be that the person who runs the McDonald’s social media is re****ed?



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The family of the shirtless do**he bag who used Molotov cocktails to attack innocent Jewish people who were protesting to have the hostages released from Gaza have been arrested and will face deportation under a due process. His wife and five children have been taken into custody.

You may remember that the shirtless do**he bag decided to wait until after his daughterβ€˜s graduation to commit the egregious attack on the demonstrators who were there weekly marching for the release of the hostages. I wonder if her diploma will do her any good in Egypt where she will likely be forced to walk like an Egyptian and become just another wife of some dude who has many wives.

The gorgeous Kristi Noem tweeted on X β€œThis terrorist will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. We are investigating to what extent his family knew about this heinous attack, if they had knowledge of it, or if they provided support to it.”

So apparently if his wife knew anything about this attack, she will not only be deported, but probably charged with a crime and do jail time prior to that deportation. let me be absolutely clear, I believe that the shirtless do**he bag should be executed. In fact I think we could skip the whole trial and just hang him on the courthouse Lawn. That would be an awesome due process.







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A manhunt is underway in Washington state for a do**he nozzle who murdered his own three daughters. Travis Decker, a homeless veteran who was living in his vehicle and at various motels, abducted his three daughters from a planned visit and strangled them.

While it’s obvious that this homeless veteran had severe mental issues, that doesn’t make it okay that he murdered his daughters nine-year-old Peyton, eight-year-old Evelyn, and five-year-old Olivia. Prayers for their mother and extended family.

Police believe the do**he nozzle is dangerous, but they are unsure as to whether or not he is armed. Hopefully this man will die soon.



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The Big Beautiful Bill may not pass the Senate. Elon Musk thinks it’s got too much spending in it. This is a big squabble. Rand Paul is doing Rand Paul things. Hopefully the Big Beautiful Bill passes.

Elon Musk tweeted on X β€œI’m sorry, but I just can’t stand it anymore. This massive, outrageous, pork filled congressional spending bill is a disgusting abomination. Shame on those who voted for it: you know you did wrong. You know it.”

Elon Musk tweeted β€œCongress is making America bankrupt.” Rand Paul replied β€œSome of us are trying to stop that.β€œ



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A high of 76 today with an overnight low of 60. 78 tomorrow with a 30% chance of showers and an overnight low of 64. 80 on Friday and Saturday with a 30% chance of showers both days and an overnight low of 62 both days. 84 on Sunday and Monday with overnight lows of 62. 86 on Tuesday.

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