It’s just Alex and Stephen for tomorrow’s batch and they find out just how far behind @coorslight is in the marketing game compared to @millerlite. No @newbalance collabs or gingerbread dive bars, just lollipops.
Sometime between 2005-2007, @budlight and @maximmag teamed up for a cross country Hook Up Party tour. We crack open this cold time capsule and break down the atrocious moral sins this marketing stunt committed in mid-size cities across the country. Check it out only on our Patreon.
Here we are playing armchair economists while discussing @heineken raising prices dispute a record breaking year in profitability. ClassWarNotCultureWarMeme.jpg
@campbells wants people to try Brothtails, savory, broth based cocktails. Apparently, this is a Canadian thing. Eventually we’re going to have to make these and try them. For now, we speculate on the social repercussions of this campaign.
@foosgonewild released a “lagger” collab with @3punkales that sold out instantly. Srsly, ISO, if you have some, plz slide into our DMs. We want to try this so bad.
It’s an Updating Old Dumb Beer Laws With Slightly Less Stupid Beer Laws triple header. Get your fix of New Jersey stuff when we discuss a plan to allow New Jersey’s municipalities power to designate open container areas.
@monsterenergy acquires @canarchycraftbrewerycollective and hopefully this leads to new sponsorship opportunities. Get that 🍞
Don’t forget to read the fine print or you may end up like this totally fictional couple that is definitely not based on personal experiences that any of us have ever repeatedly experienced. And don’t forget to #livelikeaking
In an effort to force Malt Couture to do more pie related content, Stephen brings in @drinksmooj Apple Pie and once again Alex begrudgingly welcomes the smoothie seltzer overload into the Maltyverse. Michael has his Smooj Apple Pie on standby independently of Stephen, find out why when batch 185 drops tomorrow.
The area immediately surrounding @russianriverbrewingofficial is straight out of the 1880s and the 1950s simultaneously. Felt like we were describing the part of the Universal Studios Hollywood backlot you’re.
We end the year with getting to the bottom of what’s happening with @threechiefsbeer after Alex bring’s in a collab they did with @thebruerry. Tune in tomorrow for when we also go full bourbon with Bourbon News instead of Beer News.
Get ready for another visit from the ghosts of Beersmas past, super past, present, and future. And listen to hear if Alex survives eating this scorpion or not. 🦂🦂🦂
@budweiser releases NFTs including special golden NFTs that sold for $1000. A sure sign we are approaching late stage sh*tlording. When will the bubble burst or will NFTs become the new gold standard?
Watch Alex chug some @cohesionbeer to surprising results. Then listen to us covet the Denver beer scene in our most recent batch.
Michael gets a little loose and sloppy when Alex brings in a Barleywine that he likes in Michael’s funniest episode. Ever.
This week on Patreon, Alex and Stephen play It Takes Two and have to drink @liveoakbrewing every time they die, which is a lot. They died so much that they had to switch to drink @schrammsmead and @suarezfamilybrewery that was on hand after the Live Oak ran out. See if these two Malty Boyz have what it takes to make it as tiny husband and wife. ‘Til death do they part only on Patreon!
We kick off batch 176 with a beer from lager masters @wayfinderbeer x @heaterallenbeer and @bierstadtlager and get into some very virtual realms in beer news. Episode drops tomorrow! Thank you so much to @pelicanbrewing for making this all possible.
