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Amazing – Schoolyard Kid Single-Handedly Eliminates Bullying by Choosing Smallest, Wimpiest Kid for His Recess Dodgeball Team
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Disastrous Iowa Caucuses Were Using Stanford Web Authentication Services, Investigation Reveals
https://stanfordflipside.com/2020/02/disastrous-iowa-caucuses-were-using-stanford-web-authentication-services-investigation-reveals-2/
Nasty nasty worms are crawling out of teens’ eyeballs, but is it safe? Inside TikTok’s viral new “Worm-Eye Challenge”
Breaking: Flipside Will No Longer Be Independently Funding the FoHo
Op-Ed: I’m an Assistant Professor and I Show You I’m Cool Through My Hip Emails
https://stanfordflipside.com/2020/02/op-ed-im-an-assistant-professor-and-i-show-you-im-cool-through-my-hip-emails/
Disastrous Iowa Caucuses Were Using Stanford Web Authentication Services, Investigation Reveals
"You had to download an app, some kind of DuoPush thing, or get texted a code, and then it routed you through some kind of course enrollment page which of course crashed."
https://stanfordflipside.com/2020/02/disastrous-iowa-caucuses-were-using-stanford-web-authentication-services-investigation-reveals/
Facing Impeachment, Trump Recruits the One Man He Hoped He’d Never Have to Ask for Help: Duke Vengeance, PI
https://stanfordflipside.com/2020/02/facing-impeachment-trump-recruits-the-one-man-he-hoped-hed-never-have-to-ask-for-help-duke-vengeance-pi-2/
Flipside Proudly Endorses Elizabeth Warren, Amy Klobuchar, Hillary Clinton, Julia Child, Katy Perry, the “Tiger Mom,” and 282 Other Women for President
https://stanfordflipside.com/2020/02/flipside-proudly-endorses-elizabeth-warren-amy-klobuchar-hillary-clinton-julia-child-katy-perry-the-tiger-mom-and-282-other-women-for-president/
John Bolton Catfished Into Congressional Testimony by Adam Schiff Pretending to be B***y Young Ukrainian
https://stanfordflipside.com/2020/02/john-bolton-catfished-into-congressional-testimony-by-adam-schiff-pretending-to-be-busty-young-ukrainian/
Amazon Sues Rainforest for Copyright Infringement
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Freshmen Ashamed to Admit to Not Smoking W**d in Front of Father
“I was paralyzed. I don’t smoke at all, but, like, I didn’t want to sound like a complete wuss with my dad sitting right there.”
https://stanfordflipside.com/2020/01/freshmen-ashamed-to-admit-to-not-smoking-weed-in-front-of-father/
FMOTQ Observer Follows Couple Back to Dorm Room
Julian Castro Misses Add/Drop Deadline, Must Continue Running for President
Op-Ed: From Now On, if a Friend Shows Me a “Funny Video” and It’s Not Funny, I’m Going to Strangle Them with a Plastic Bag
"Good God, people. We live in a dignified society, not 13th century Germany or 21st century Greater Ontario."
https://stanfordflipside.com/2020/01/op-ed-from-now-on-if-a-friend-shows-me-a-funny-video-and-its-not-funny-im-going-to-strangle-them-with-a-plastic-bag/
Mattel Accidentally Releases American Girl Doll from Timeline Where Assassination of Archduke Ferdinand Never Happened
"A cascading butterfly effect resulted in World Wars I and II never taking place and the Catholic Church eventually re-establishing a Holy Empire over a Europe unfractured by land-war."
https://stanfordflipside.com/2020/01/mattel-accidentally-releases-american-girl-doll-from-timeline-where-assassination-of-archduke-ferdinand-never-happened/
Climate Change Deniers Describe Australian Fires as God’s Punishment for Cats
“Salutations. It’s Me, the Holy Spirit. I just wanted to clarify that these fires are My punishment for the unholy cl*******ck that is the movie Cats.”
https://stanfordflipside.com/2020/01/climate-change-deniers-describe-australian-fires-as-gods-punishment-for-cats/
Sierra Camp Recruitment Ups its Game by Replacing all the Toilet Paper with Flyers
"One student, Ralph Royce, claimed that the paper cuts he received were 'jarring but not unpleasant.'"
https://stanfordflipside.com/2020/01/sierra-camp-recruitment-ups-its-game-by-replacing-all-the-toilet-paper-with-flyers/
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