05/10/2023
BREAKING NEWS: Upstanding UROP student who worked 20 minutes on his research this week will graciously only log 3 hours on Atlas instead of 6. "I think I work on my project as much as the average MIT student." he said Monday at 11:57AM, while filling in last week's timesheet just minutes before the deadline. He stated that he thinks he is a "good person" and an "excellent role model for kids, even girls, in STEM'' by only exaggerating his hours by 800% instead of 1700%.
When asked about the project timeline he said, "I'm on a good track to finish the work by May, or maybe June, of 2032."
