"Only In Italy"

13/03/2018

+NEWS FLASH+ After 3 years, our news staff, the Beatles of Italian humor, satire, laughter, stupidity, politics, Sicilian goats & intelligent commentary, has reunited! New blog site on the way, newsletter, photos, vids, & our Made in Italy stories. Sign up for the newsletter at www.OnlyInItaly.com

Ciao for now and see you soon!

26/02/2016

On the road again, just can't wait to get on...

08/02/2016

For a second opinion I can't decide if I should go to a local hospital in ...or this guy.

08/02/2016

How far those Napolitani are willing to go when hits their city.

04/05/2015

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Nascondere una camera in auto, mentre vostro nonno guida nel traffico, è una cosa che consigliamo a tutti. Un video di sensibilizzazione e promozione della c...

03/04/2015

1.) Careful with that olive oil.

Italians love their olive oil...excuse us...real extra virgin olive oil. Not the kind where there is more Italian on the label than in the bottle itself. The real stuff that comes directly from southern Italy and not Vietnam.

Only in Italy is a daily news column that reports funny and weird news on Italy, the mafia, Italian culture and Italian travel.

03/04/2015

1.) Avoid giving worthless opinions and get a t-shirt with the words "Sei perfetto" (You're perfect).
"Who did your hair today...because you're perfect."
"Where did you dig up those shoes...because you're perfect."

Only in Italy is a daily news column that reports funny and weird news on Italy, the mafia, Italian culture and Italian travel.

27/03/2015

**FLASH** Amanda Knox found NOT GUILTY again!

Power game among Italian prosecutors FINALLY over. Only ONE committed the murder & he's already behind bars. We're done with this! "Buona notte..."

22/03/2015

Hey, bambini! Stay in school, don't do drugs, eat your vegetables, stay away from the Mafia, don't trust escorts, don't accept bribes, blackmail can backfire..."

Only in Italy is a daily news column that reports funny and weird news on Italy, the mafia, Italian culture and Italian travel.

21/03/2015

Hope you're having a good weekend too..."porca t***a!"

Its a funny video of an angry sheep :)

14/03/2015

WARNING: If you come across a relative, friend or acquaintance who has a history of being a conniving, insincere, sneaky, thieving "figlio di pu***na" who compliments you on your child...congratulations, the curse has just been set.

Only in Italy is a daily news column that reports funny and weird news on Italy, the mafia, Italian culture and Italian travel.

11/03/2015

Shroud of Turin: Of course, being heavily guarded in bullet-proof, climate-controlled glass case, hidden away underneath a cathedral adds to the fascination and punctuates its importance.

But when the topic of its authenticity comes up, the Vatican won't give you any satisfaction.

You'll get better acknowledgment from Kissinger. http://www.onlyinitaly.com/mainarchives/020615.htm

Appena finito il seminario, un giovane prete si trasferisce presso un parroco più maturo e esperto per terminare la propria formazione. La vita tra i due non...

10/03/2015

**FLASH** Cassation Court, Final Judgment: BERLUSCONI ACQUITTED

Buona notte...

03/03/2015

3 reasons why soap operas and Italian life are similar

Well, for starters, our story lines last forever: Italian family members that were enemies become family...and then enemies again!
http://www.onlyinitaly.com/mainarchives/020415.htm?fb6

03/03/2015

What Berlusconi's reduced community-service sentence can teach you about life:

Math Lesson: Defrauded Italian government 368M Euros ($412M USD). Sentenced to 4 hours of community service per week for 10 months.

That's 1 one hour of service for every 2M Euros defrauded. Our news staff had to figure this one out on our fingers and toes because we kept smashing our calculators every time we came up with the same number.
http://www.onlyinitaly.com/mainarchives/020415.htm?fb2

02/03/2015

It's not written anywhere in the Gospel that a godparent must give/receive royalty treatment.

And there's no need to bathe the Italian infant in milk before trotting down to the Church. It's just a loaf of bread that lies there and does nothing just like any other baby.

Only in Italy is a daily news column that reports funny and weird news on Italy, the mafia, Italian culture and Italian travel.

27/02/2015

To start off, Italians are getting sick of...other Italians. Ever notice the look they give each other?

Only in Italy is a daily news column that reports funny and weird news on Italy, the mafia, Italian culture and Italian travel.

26/02/2015

my ass. Now you know what Southern go through daily with these sons of bi***es.
PS. Check out the side view mirror. Yes...more Sicilian llamas.