DJ Ron Bernardino

04/07/2024

31/03/2024

Pauwi na ng Metro Manila ang mga feeling artista at main character.

21/03/2024

Para sa mga estudyante na ayaw magpa-gupit, pag nag-trabaho na kayo….sasayaw kayo sa Christmas Party!

20/03/2024

Sinampal ka ng kahirapan

07/03/2024

Lakers 19 pt lead 1st quarter
Kings 2 pt lead 2nd quarter
SMH

05/03/2024

Na-prank tayong lahat ni Mark Z.

09/02/2024

Kids hanging out in the park,
overheard em saying….

Boy 1: “ang sarap magmahal”
Girl 1: “oo na mmiss ko”
Girl 2: “…yung crush mo?”

Nung 12 ako pangarap ko maging super saiyan,
paano tatalunin ni Eugene si Taguro at kung
ma-sshoot ni boy labo yung free throw nya.

05/02/2024

Diskarte kesa diploma.

Sabi nung kilala ko tinulak ang pinto
na nakalagay “PULL”.

22/01/2024

Di masarap sng lutong bahay na chickenball, squidball, fishball at kikiam.
Tamis anghang sawsawan sa kalsada is the best.

19/01/2024

What’s up mga ka-sunflower?

17/01/2024

Pag independent ka, mas ok bumili ng lutong ulam.
Lumabas ako para bumili ng laing 25 pesos.

Pero may dumaan na scramble 20 pesos, kikiam tatlo 5 pesos at pag-uwi ko nagpadeliver pa ko ng hopia 10 pesos at chicharon ni mang juan 30 pesos.

Ubos budget era pa din sa 2024.

13/01/2024

I am officially the tito na konting ingay at nagtatakbuhan na bata sa store ay galit agad.

08/01/2024

getting roasted is getting out of hand.
Bad script.
Wrong place.
Wrong time.
Wrong crowd.
Lahat offended.

25/12/2023

Merry Christmas!
There is no santa claus.
Batman Returns is the best Christmas movie.

24/12/2023

“Before the network gets congested….”

Pag naabutan mo yan, may back pain ka na at salonpas ka na dala

24/12/2023

Isang linggo spaghetti
simulan na!!!

16/12/2023

Oks na tayo sa One Piece.
Balik na naman sa Dragonball kapanget ng kwento at iniba lahat.
Sino ba nman ang matutuwa sa rescue mission?
Walang tournament.
Walang tapusin tapusin.
5 episodes isang daang porsyentong lakas agad si Taguro?

14/12/2023

Top 3 mahirap gawin sa pagkain:

1. Kumain ng Uncle John’s fried chicken na di nababali ang kutsara at tinidor.

2. Buksan ang gravy ng KFC

3. Buksan ang scotch tape ng pork giniling sa 711

12/12/2023

I stopped watching the NBA coz of the In Season tournament.

82 games to play.
8 playoff teams.
1 championship.

Not season champs then everything is back to normal.

72-10 Bulls had one of the longest win streak in 41 games. No trophy but made history at that time.

14/11/2023

Pasig to San Juan
Traffic 2 hours and counting

29/10/2023

Sad day for “Friends”
RIP

19/10/2023

US vs PH:

US: DNA sample
PH: sample naman mag-rap

16/10/2023

Nauna pa yung Photolab mo kesa sa National ID.

02/10/2023

Nakita ko lang.

Online seller: 4500
Buyer: Kaya po ba sa 2500?

Me: *di pa hiningi nga libre. Nahiya pa yata

08/09/2023

Happy Birthday Mama Mary

23/08/2023

Tipid tip of the day:

Instead of going to a coffee shop,
waste your by paying your bills over the counter in banks

20/07/2023

07/07/2023

NBA2K24 is just right with Kobe. Time to remind Gen Z that Black Mamba is always better than LBJ.

06/06/2023

Eats Showtime

01/06/2023

Let’s bold in!

From Voltes V to X real quick

Expectations: magsasampalan na kabit

Reality: Vivamax bed scene