Rory Bland

Rory Bland Just a guy tryna heal his gut, brain and regenerate the soil. Also, highly unstable if I eat gluten.

Sad to see how much big food and big ag effs farmers over. We need more younger aspiring farmers to pick up their pitch ...
23/11/2023

Sad to see how much big food and big ag effs farmers over.

We need more younger aspiring farmers to pick up their pitch forks and be a part of this movement.

If anybody has any ideas on how to make regenerative farming more trendy than fortnite and skibidi toilet please let me know

18/11/2023

Big announcement coming in a couple of days… any guesses? First correct guess gets a free stick of butter

After years of not being able to eat yoghurt, I’m now able to tolerate a little bit! I made a video sharing my raw milk ...
17/11/2023

After years of not being able to eat yoghurt, I’m now able to tolerate a little bit! I made a video sharing my raw milk yoghurt recipe that I whip up in a pressure cooker/instant pot. It’s a game changer! Link is down below 😁 let me know if you end up making it!

This is one of my favourite things to consume at the moment, called a ‘GAPS Shake’. My body seems to do well with it and...
15/11/2023

This is one of my favourite things to consume at the moment, called a ‘GAPS Shake’. My body seems to do well with it and it’s crazy because I’m having things like egg yolk and apple with little to no reaction 😳 L!nk is in the comments for the video!

Just me and my baby 🥰 (it’s raw milk for my home made yoghurt)
14/11/2023

Just me and my baby 🥰 (it’s raw milk for my home made yoghurt)

To those that are wanting more of an in depth breakdown of what I’m eating in a day these days and what I’m doing with m...
12/11/2023

To those that are wanting more of an in depth breakdown of what I’m eating in a day these days and what I’m doing with my diet… here u go 🫡 link is in comments!

G’day! Been a while my friends! Here’s my latest video with all the important updates ❤️ getting back into things and ex...
12/11/2023

G’day! Been a while my friends! Here’s my latest video with all the important updates ❤️ getting back into things and excited to bring y’all along on the next journey! Link is in the c0mments 😁

G'day legends, it's been a hot minute! Been doing some side-quests but I'm back :) Latest video is up on YouTube... shar...
20/10/2023

G'day legends, it's been a hot minute! Been doing some side-quests but I'm back :) Latest video is up on YouTube... sharing what I cook/eat in a day lately (and my coffee addiction 😭🤤)

Link is in the you know where...

The comments... it's in the comments...

Trying out one of those natural teeth whitening things… let you know how it goes in 30 days! Anybody had success with th...
11/08/2023

Trying out one of those natural teeth whitening things… let you know how it goes in 30 days! Anybody had success with them before?

Sup legends! A lot of you know me as the guy who eats lots of meat 😂 But there's more to me than meats the eye... so her...
11/08/2023

Sup legends! A lot of you know me as the guy who eats lots of meat 😂 But there's more to me than meats the eye... so here's an intro to the Roryverse 😅

- I’m 33 and live in Brisbane, Australia. I lived in Indonesia for about 6 years when I was a kid but have spent the rest of the time living in oz.

- I’m a content creator and mostly make videos about gut health, food, biohacking, and more under the name ‘Rory Bland’ on all social channels. This is now my job and I currently do this full time. I love it.

- My greatest passion is creating content about things I’m interested in and sharing it with the world

- For some reason half a million people like my content enough to follow me too, which is a wild thing to comprehend especially when the world only has 7 million people.

-I’m an accidental ‘Rat Daddy’… as in I adopted 2 pet rats from a friend. I never thought I’d love rats this much but I fell in love when I saw their little hands 😂 featured is Gracie but Angel is chillin' in the cage so she didn’t make it for the family portrait lol.

- I’m very passionate and feel a sense of deep purpose around regenerative agriculture. It’s part of my mission to leave the earth & soil better than we found it, and to turn around the rapidly degrading soil situation we are facing. With less than 55 harvests left, we are in trouble and need to do something. Highly recommend watching the doco ‘Kiss the Ground’ for more context

- Idek if it’s even possible, but one of my plans is to own more land than bill gates. He’s the largest private land owner in the USA, and I don’t trust his intentions behind that. So yeah… owning/co-owning/investing in over 300k acres in land is the goal

- I plan on building my social media + biz empire as big as possible so I can start directing resources and attention towards regenerative agriculture and rebuilding the soil. Just like Jimmy/MrBeast does with his main channel and his philanthropy.

- My 'creative genius' is heavily outweighed by my inability to manage normal basic life crap - idk how to do a lot of stuff that would come easy to people and sometimes it overwhelms me… but I can easily get a million views on a stupid TikTok video 😂

- I have a bright, loving and strong 5 yo son who has brought so much light and growth into my life.

- I have done many many many side hustles and business projects. Most of which failed from a financial perspective, but were successful in learning valuable lessons and developing priceless skills that I’m using now.

- I have an extremely sensitive gut, autoimmune issues and a dis-regulated nervous system, and so to function I must follow the GAPS Diet. I’ve been eating 90-95% meat in my diet since November 2022 and it’s been life changing. I’m starting to learn how to support my nervous system and it’s a serious game changer.

- I was vegetarian/vegan for about 4-5 years altogether, now I am meat based.

- The biggest ‘a-ha’ moment I’ve had recently around my life, is the fact that my nervous system is severely dysregulated and I’ve been stuck in a trauma response for most of my life. This has helped me to understand why I’ve been all over the place most of my life and explains much of my health issues too. This is something I am actively working on daily to heal.

- I started playing video games when I was like 4 or 5. I do my best to stay away from them now because they don’t really contribute anything to my personal growth…

my fave games included Final Fantasy 7/9/10, pokemon (red, yellow, silver, unite), league of legends (even though I suck at it lol), tomba 2, rolling, WoW (back in the day), and some other ones that I can’t remember off the top of my head. I used to have the world record any% speedrun for Rolling but my friend beat my record and I don’t have the time to win it back off him 😂

- I’ve been to 35 countries. My favourite in no particular order: Switzerland, France, Australia, New Zealand, Turkey, Greece, Indonesia, America

- My favourite cuisine: Mexican, Greek, Egyptian, Italian, French. Unfortunately I can’t really have any of this right now, but it’s the goal to be able to eat it all again one day without my body reacting to it.

- I made my first YouTube video in 2006 and first official food blog in 2010.

- I’ve made over a thousand videos, and recently deleted over 1000 social media posts to ‘start fresh’.

- I was an extra in a movie series called ‘The Pacific’ when i was 18.

- My favourite music to listen to at the moment is: Jungle, Drum & Bass, Video Game Soundtracks (in particular RPG ones), focus/study/high frequency music/binaural beats, lofi beats, sometimes relaxing peaceful music, and always Joanna Newsom. I used to really be into hip hop but I can’t stand the lyrics so it’s not a strong part of my music rotation these days unfortunately, as much as I love the beats… the subject matter is pretty trash on 99% of it tbh. Most of the music industry is just negative programming.

- My favourite fiction book is Magician. I don’t read much non-fiction atm but atomic habits and you can’t hurt me were pretty epic.

- I like waking up at 5am but don’t often wake up ’til 7am.

- My favourite colour is blue.

- I was featured on doctor phil for 1 second.

- I didn’t get my license until I was 28 - just 2 weeks before my son was born.

- My favourite podcast used to be Colin & Samir, but now that creator support has its own YouTube channel I just watch it there.

- I plan on becoming a rancher/farmer one day and opening my own regenerative farms in Australia and eventually around the world.

- I was born in Australia but have always dreamed of living in North America.

- I’ve moved house dozens of times in my life.

- Someone once paid me $5 to sing happy birthday to their friend with a bad borat accent and moustache

- The best pizza I ever had was in the south of france

- I lived in a yoga ashram for 8 months when I was 18, shaved my head and took a spiritual name…Ram Saraswati, but I stopped going by that in 2009

- One day in the near future I’d love to meet someone special to me. A crunchy, kind-hearted, homemaking, content creating, entrepreneurial, spiritually connected lady who loves adventures, family and laughs at my jokes.

- I am very awkward at dancing, but I crush the Luddy 🔥

Anyway, that’s all I can think of for now!

Hope y’all learned something new and if there's anything else you wanna know just hit me up!

30/07/2023

I want to start a regenerative farm to raise livestock and regenerate the soil. I know some of ya'll here are farmers - I'd love ya'll to both talk me into it, and talk me out of it. Pros & Cons... What do I need to know before I jump into this (if I do). Cheers!

Yesterdays lunch/breakfast…🥩Ground beef mince cooked in bacon fat🥓a little bacon from  (whom I visited last weekend!)🍗Ch...
29/07/2023

Yesterdays lunch/breakfast…

🥩Ground beef mince cooked in bacon fat
🥓a little bacon from (whom I visited last weekend!)
🍗Chicken heart & liver
🐑Lamb heart & liver
🐄Beef liver
🧈Butter
🥬Sauerkraut (about twice the amount pictured)
☕️Beef meat stock (bone broth from beef ‘soup bones’, cooked for 2 hours)
🥛Homemade raw kefir (only a tiny bit)
🧂Salt

My goal is to one day be able to eat a meal like this and know that 100% of it came from my future regenerative farm (minus the salt)… maybe in a couple of years!

Total calories = no idea, I don’t count them.

Total deliciousness = 8. Still not a fan of the taste of organs even if I’m downing them in small chunks with broth, but I know they good for me so I make sure I have them fresh time to time. Otherwise it’s a 10/10 for me.

Is this a typical meal for me? Take away the fresh organs and replace them with organ supplements then yes that looks more like it, minus bacon which is an occasional treat, and kefir is only new as I try introducing it for the probiotic benefits.

So far the kefir makes my skin a little dry and I started growing a new pimple (which didn’t make it 🥲) and I instantly feel a little mucousy in my sinuses.

Been eating wayyy too much butter lately tho 😂 I found it didn’t make me tired or breakout so it has been a staple but I took it out of my diet for a few days to see if it’s been responsible for clogging up my sinuses and sadly it has been… so I’m cutting it out for a bit but honestly it’s so delicious 🥹

This is a snippet from an upcoming video I made… “24 biohacks in 24 hours” coming soon to YouTube.

Testing a bunch of biohacks atm… what are your faves?
27/07/2023

Testing a bunch of biohacks atm… what are your faves?

What foods am I eating almost 8 months on since starting Carnivore? Well I made a video for y’all… and yes I did try cho...
14/07/2023

What foods am I eating almost 8 months on since starting Carnivore? Well I made a video for y’all… and yes I did try chocolate and honey. Spoiler alert, they are not regulars in my diet anymore sadly 🥲

It's a small list of foods, but it's MY list of foods!I also forgot to mention that I can drink peppermint, chamomile and ginger teas :)Want to watch the jou...

Latest food update video for y’all… I fell off the wagon (in my own way) for a few weeks with 100% dark choc and honey b...
14/07/2023

Latest food update video for y’all… I fell off the wagon (in my own way) for a few weeks with 100% dark choc and honey but I’m aight now 😂 link in comments… health updates coming in a few days… then more content and a new series starting soon too!

Here’s how I make my infamous chicken bone broth from scratch…Making Chicken Bone Broth from Scratch
03/07/2023

Here’s how I make my infamous chicken bone broth from scratch…

Making Chicken Bone Broth from Scratch

Enjoy a simple way to make meat stock that will nourish you from the inside out. GAPS + Carnivore Diet approved! Drink as much as you can per day... 500mL-1L...

Latest podcast episode with Natalie E West! We talk about her experience as a clinical psychotherapist, and how she is p...
30/06/2023

Latest podcast episode with Natalie E West!

We talk about her experience as a clinical psychotherapist, and how she is prescribing meat to her patients with great results 😳

Plus we talk about farming, the plant based agenda and more juicy stuff!

In this week's episode, we talk with Natalie E West about mental health and the (not so) surprising positive effects a carnivore diet can have on it, regener...

This week on the podcast, Heather Famularo shares about histamines and how you can heal histamine intolerances for good!
25/06/2023

This week on the podcast, Heather Famularo shares about histamines and how you can heal histamine intolerances for good!

This week we talk all about histamine intolerances with Heather from grounded approach.This is a powerful episode, and if you’ve ever tried to heal your hist...

Latest podcast episode with my friend Jessalyn Randle is up. She was constipated, had IBS, hated her body and the way sh...
17/06/2023

Latest podcast episode with my friend Jessalyn Randle is up. She was constipated, had IBS, hated her body and the way she felt for almost 2 decades…. Then she went Carnivore and turned it all around 😳

Enjoy episode 4 of The Rory Bland Show with Jessalyn Randle. 19 Years of IBS and constipation... GONE from eating Carnivore!Intro: 0:00Skip straight to the i...

Day 3 of posting pictures of meat until Facebook unbans me from posting videos 😂Tonight I’m making chicken meat stock + ...
13/06/2023

Day 3 of posting pictures of meat until Facebook unbans me from posting videos 😂

Tonight I’m making chicken meat stock + drum sticks.

No I don’t roast them beforehand in the oven. No I rarely season them beyond salt.
Yes it’s bland.
Bland is grand.

I’ll drink the bone broth/meat stock made from this and chow down on the chicken.

Makes about 1.5L-2L of meat stock aka jiggly meat water.

A missing concoction in the diet of most people on the planet imo!

Second podcast episode is up :) Serena's 37 years of yo-yo dieting and some of the incredibly stressful scenarios she pu...
11/06/2023

Second podcast episode is up :) Serena's 37 years of yo-yo dieting and some of the incredibly stressful scenarios she put herself in left my jaw dropping many times. She eventually found the Carnivore Diet and it changed her life forever. Must watch for anyone struggling with food stuff. Well not everyone - if you're subject to being triggered about ED stuff in anyway shape or form then I'd work on that first.

6 Months of Carnivore Cured 37 Years of Diet Fads - Serena Musick - Ep episode 3 of The Rory Bland Show with the amazing Serena Musick from Carnivore ...

At the risk of apparently being banned from posting videos for another 7 days… here is a pic of Tonight’s Dinner…650g/1....
11/06/2023

At the risk of apparently being banned from posting videos for another 7 days… here is a pic of Tonight’s Dinner…

650g/1.4lbs of lamb chops
1 tbs tallow to cook
2 tbs butter for flavour
lots of salt

Was still hungry after though 😅 I’m starting to move my body a lot more now, and my goal is to gain 8kg of muscle in the next 12 months, so i am eating more than I was - say 2 months ago.

Approx 4k calories a day, but that may go up depending on how I feel once I start doing proper weight training. See how we go!

Does anybody know what on Earth might have happened here? 😂 Too many people triggered by my diet maybe?
11/06/2023

Does anybody know what on Earth might have happened here? 😂 Too many people triggered by my diet maybe?

Got stuck in town without my home-prepared meal or biltong/meat sticks… so here was my carnivore-friendly meal in a hurr...
10/06/2023

Got stuck in town without my home-prepared meal or biltong/meat sticks… so here was my carnivore-friendly meal in a hurry. 185g of tuna + 1/4 stick of butter 😅

What is your go-to when you are out and about?

This is literally the easiest thing to make on the Carnivore Diet or Lion Diet… takes 5 mins max!
09/06/2023

This is literally the easiest thing to make on the Carnivore Diet or Lion Diet… takes 5 mins max!

This is the fastest Lion Diet Recipe I can think of. Bland but grand!The second fastest is buying a bag of biltong or meat sticks using my code 'RB10' to get...

Newest recipe/carnivore diet Vlog up… the fastest meal you can make. Real fast food. Nothing like a good bowl of grassfe...
09/06/2023

Newest recipe/carnivore diet Vlog up… the fastest meal you can make. Real fast food. Nothing like a good bowl of grassfed beef! Link in comments to watch on YouTube :)

Thanks to all 43k of you legends it means the world. P.s. Have you ever tried to fit 43,000 people in a room? That’s cra...
09/06/2023

Thanks to all 43k of you legends it means the world.

P.s. Have you ever tried to fit 43,000 people in a room? That’s crazy!

Twice the size of my suburb follow me on Fb… which is also crazy… especially if all of you live in my suburb… wait a sec is this like the Truman Show?

Anyway, thanks again!! I have some epic stuff I have been working on that you’ll love!

🙏🤗🎉

An interesting interview with my friend Courtney Luna about how she lost 40lbs on Carnivore, how she started on weight w...
08/06/2023

An interesting interview with my friend Courtney Luna about how she lost 40lbs on Carnivore, how she started on weight watchers at 12 years old and how a meat based diet changed her life!

Enjoy episode 1 of my new podcast The Rory Bland Show.

Enjoy episode 1 of The Rory Bland Show with the amazing Courtney Luna.She has an incredible story of dropping 40 pounds and eats loads of butter... busts the...

I decided to launch a little podcast project ☺️ If you’re into gut health, meat, food, personal growth and regenerating ...
08/06/2023

I decided to launch a little podcast project ☺️

If you’re into gut health, meat, food, personal growth and regenerating the soil… this podcast is for you.

Link in the comments for the intro episode!

Lmk what you think!

Tonight’s dinner… this was an incredibly delicious feast and I had zero reactions… except complete satisfaction.Butttt i...
07/06/2023

Tonight’s dinner… this was an incredibly delicious feast and I had zero reactions… except complete satisfaction.

Butttt including plants into my diet again can make me fart more and make my poops stink… but overall it doesn’t impact my health in any other noticeable way so that’s a win 😁

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