Weekly Nance News

02/11/2024

High school ag students in Thedford, and kitchen staff who volunteered, uncover statue in a pasture just outside town. Teacher scoffs at curse shortly before stepping in a Badger hole and breaking her ankle. Full story in this weekend's edition.

19/10/2024

THE DAY PRINCIPLE AKRES SNAPPED AT
TABLE ROCK HIGH SCHOOL
Boys playing football at recess...the Principle got angry and started playing...injuring two boys with stiff arms and was relieved of his duties.

It happened so long ago nobody knows why the Principal got angry and decided to play in this junior high football game. He is pictured in the white dress shirt in the photo below. Legend has it, he started cussing that his suggestions for plays and strategy were ignored by the boys, so he decided to prove he was right.

16/10/2024

The comet streaking across the Wyoming Sky.

Is this comet sprinkling Earth with radiation, as stated by Liz Cheney? Will millions die, as she predicts?

Vice President Kamala Harris addressed the issue, saying this threat would not be tolerated if she was president.

"I would command the Air Force to shoot this thing down!" She yelled, shaking her fist. "You will not hear Trump address this issue because he has no policy about radioactive comets! I do!"

09/10/2024

Drone photo of Lake North near Columbus, Nebraska. Giant fish - some believe it is a Blue Whale - floating under a fishing boat. Drone operator mailed the photo to us anonymously, writing that if Loup Power District officials learn his identity, he may not survive. He says there are hideous experiments being conducted at Central Community College funded by Loup. “They are diabolical!” He wrote.

29/09/2024

Chapman Fire Department shows incredible professionalism during first aid training on Main Street. Fire Chief proud of his men.

“I mean, the head fell off the dummy, lots of people would have stopped and tried to repair the dummy.” The Chief said. “But our guys didn’t miss a beat. Even though the dummy had been decapitated they kept trying to revive it.”

The Chief added that had this been a real decapitated person, the resuscitation efforts would have probably failed.

02/09/2024

Washington County Post

Former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) claimed this week that Vice President Kamala Harris won the Democratic Party’s presidential nomination in an “open” contest despite not facing any competition as the entire party establishment rallied around her.

“You could have spoke up if you wanted somebody else.” Pelosi said. “You would have been forcibly removed by security and jailed, but you had your chance.”

02/09/2024

Neighbors appreciate this gesture by Jed Newcomb.

“We don’t want his dirt!” Said Larry Hanson. “Where did he get it anyway?”

Full story in this weekend’s edition.

02/09/2024

First reported in the Cornlea Chronicle.

24/08/2024

Swanson's Chicken TV Dinner from 1976. And yes, there was actually meet inside that crust! Slightly enlarged picture.

21/08/2024

19/08/2024

Scientists say their research shows that you could not hear a pterodactyl urinate. The p*e was silent.

13/08/2024

They were planning to do an album together for Mellencamp died.

05/08/2024

If Jimmy cracked corn, and nobody cared, then why did they write a song about it?

Listen mister...I care, damn it.

05/08/2024

Friends - this is the beverage the experts on Facebook say is the perfect hydration formula. Keep this handy!

04/08/2024

The day rock and roll was invented.