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08/11/2024

Hey remember when we published Issue 6 all those moons ago? It was pretty fr*ckin awesome! READ THE PILK!!!!!

26/09/2024

VOL LXI ISSUE 5 is OUT… what a triumph! Thank you for an amazing first issue. Looking forward to an even more amazing semester… Enjoy… THE SHAVE 😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️😶‍🌫️

28/08/2024

OUR GORGEOUS STAFF! LEARN THINGS ABOUT THEM! EEEEEEEEE

28/08/2024

OUR GORGEOUS STAFF FOR VOL LXI FALL 2024 LEARN THINGS ABOUT THEM

20/08/2024

Need I say more

03/05/2024

another EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT… WE’RE GOING TO BE HAVING A FORMAL/INFORMAL/DARTY!!!!!!!!!! It’s going to be THIS SATURDAY 5/4 at 2:00 pm. Address is 2533 Belmont Ave :3
Venmo sofiatrevino14 $5 for a ticket, or explore our alternative ticketing options listed in the flyer…
Come for some music, food, refreshments ;), camaraderie, fun, love, games, awards, reminiscing, bacon, derp, can I haz cheezburger, AND MORE. There might be a we**ie there, too… 🐶
The theme is FUNKY FRESH: BUSINESS IN THE FRONT, PARTY IN THE BACK. Do with that what you will, but you can also just mix and match formal and informal attire. Dress to impress! Wow! Wow!
BRING ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS AND YOUR ENEMIES AND YOUR LOVERS AND YOUR SITUATIONSHIPS AND ANYONE YOU’VE EVER KNOWN!!!!!!! PAPER DARTY! YAYYYYYYYYYYY CRAZY LIT MOVIE
This is a celebration of YOU!! And all of your hard work and amazing articles and drawings and photos and games and everything else that you’ve made. Even if you didn’t make anything, your presence is a gift, that’s why it’s called the present (or something), and WE WANT YOU TO COME!!!!! We love you and we will miss you so much I’m actually so emo. So please come so we can say goodbye and have so much fun together I’m actually so so so excited I love you. Dio

02/05/2024

VOL LXI ISSUE IV IS OUT GUYS!!! AHHHH!! it is also our last issue of the semester… so enjoy THE EYE as much as you can!! the paper drought is incoming, and we will miss you as much as you miss us 💙 HAGS ig. dio OUT!!

12/04/2024

Errrmaahhhgerrrddd the paper issue 3 volume LXI is OUTTT and ABOUTTT!! We got some really cool stuff inside… read to find out…. xD :3 :P

15/02/2024

VOL LXI ISSUE I OUT NOW my paper so outtttttt bruhhhhhh. Don’t be tupid. Read it.

14/11/2021

Religion is a Book Club

http://fupaper.blog/2021/11/14/religion-is-a-book-club/

Have you ever been a part of a book club? You meet once a week, discuss the characters and plot. How is Sunday church any different?

14/11/2021

Gisele's take on Ye's track "Follow God."

http://fupaper.blog/2021/11/14/yes-follow-god-in-review/

by Gisele Campos “Follow God” is a musical masterpiece by Kanye West. This song is about West’s relationship with his father, Ray, and his relationship with God. At the beginning …

14/11/2021

Facebook is now Meta - the paper's Jack Ramos analyzes what Facebook's Metaverse means for the world and humanity

http://fupaper.blog/2021/11/14/facebook-is-now-meta-the-zuck-transcends-space-and-time-in-vr/

It’s finally happening! Papa Zuckerberg is finally allowing all of us all to shed our useless physical bodies and transcend into the Metaverse where our full virtual forms can finally be realized! …

13/11/2021

Phalen Halloran Explains the "Bad Art Friend" Drama

http://fupaper.blog/2021/11/13/the-bad-art-friend/

About a month ago, The New York Times published an article by Robert Kolker entitled “Who Is the Bad Art Friend?” and achieved the impossible: making me care about literary drama.

12/11/2021

Read Lily's article on Mitski's "Working For the Knife"

http://fupaper.blog/2021/11/12/mitskis-working-for-the-knife/

After a two year hiatus, Mitski’s reactivated social media accounts leaked a new song, an accompanying music video, and pre-sale tickets for her spring 2022 tour. Her new track, “Working for the Kn…

12/11/2021

Taylor Mascetta Says That Matcha Will Make You Love Yourself

http://fupaper.blog/2021/11/12/matcha-makes-me-love-myself/

The only viable option seemed to be the Iced Matcha Green Tea Latte. I took the first sip. An euphoric sensation overwhelmed my entire being. The sweetness hit my tongue as my eyes widened in disbe…

12/11/2021

Mayor-elect Eric Adams' Affair with Bitcoin - the paper's George Kite discusses how Adams wishes his first THREE paychecks to be in bitcoin!

http://fupaper.blog/2021/11/12/mayor-elect-eric-adams-affair-with-bitcoin/

On November 4th, mayor-elect Eric Adams replied on Twitter that he would take his first three paychecks in Bitcoin. He responded to the Mayor of Miami, Francis Suarez, who stated in a Tweet that he…

12/11/2021

Maggie O'Brien Lists Some Depression Meals

http://fupaper.blog/2021/11/11/whatd-u-have-for-dinner-a-bowl-of-cereal-no-%ef%bf%bc/

Can this be classified as a salad? This must be rock bottom. My attempt at making this a shared experience was wholly unnecessary. The shame I felt just added to my level of down bad and forced me …