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28/08/2024

OUR GORGEOUS STAFF! LEARN THINGS ABOUT THEM! EEEEEEEEE

28/08/2024

OUR GORGEOUS STAFF FOR VOL LXI FALL 2024 LEARN THINGS ABOUT THEM

20/08/2024

Need I say more

03/05/2024

another EXCITING ANNOUNCEMENT… WE’RE GOING TO BE HAVING A FORMAL/INFORMAL/DARTY!!!!!!!!!! It’s going to be THIS SATURDAY 5/4 at 2:00 pm. Address is 2533 Belmont Ave :3
Venmo sofiatrevino14 $5 for a ticket, or explore our alternative ticketing options listed in the flyer…
Come for some music, food, refreshments ;), camaraderie, fun, love, games, awards, reminiscing, bacon, derp, can I haz cheezburger, AND MORE. There might be a we**ie there, too… 🐶
The theme is FUNKY FRESH: BUSINESS IN THE FRONT, PARTY IN THE BACK. Do with that what you will, but you can also just mix and match formal and informal attire. Dress to impress! Wow! Wow!
BRING ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS AND YOUR ENEMIES AND YOUR LOVERS AND YOUR SITUATIONSHIPS AND ANYONE YOU’VE EVER KNOWN!!!!!!! PAPER DARTY! YAYYYYYYYYYYY CRAZY LIT MOVIE
This is a celebration of YOU!! And all of your hard work and amazing articles and drawings and photos and games and everything else that you’ve made. Even if you didn’t make anything, your presence is a gift, that’s why it’s called the present (or something), and WE WANT YOU TO COME!!!!! We love you and we will miss you so much I’m actually so emo. So please come so we can say goodbye and have so much fun together I’m actually so so so excited I love you. Dio

02/05/2024

VOL LXI ISSUE IV IS OUT GUYS!!! AHHHH!! it is also our last issue of the semester… so enjoy THE EYE as much as you can!! the paper drought is incoming, and we will miss you as much as you miss us 💙 HAGS ig. dio OUT!!

12/04/2024

Errrmaahhhgerrrddd the paper issue 3 volume LXI is OUTTT and ABOUTTT!! We got some really cool stuff inside… read to find out…. xD :3 :P

15/02/2024

VOL LXI ISSUE I OUT NOW my paper so outtttttt bruhhhhhh. Don’t be tupid. Read it.

14/11/2021

Religion is a Book Club

http://fupaper.blog/2021/11/14/religion-is-a-book-club/

Have you ever been a part of a book club? You meet once a week, discuss the characters and plot. How is Sunday church any different?

14/11/2021

Gisele's take on Ye's track "Follow God."

http://fupaper.blog/2021/11/14/yes-follow-god-in-review/

by Gisele Campos “Follow God” is a musical masterpiece by Kanye West. This song is about West’s relationship with his father, Ray, and his relationship with God. At the beginning …

14/11/2021

Facebook is now Meta - the paper's Jack Ramos analyzes what Facebook's Metaverse means for the world and humanity

http://fupaper.blog/2021/11/14/facebook-is-now-meta-the-zuck-transcends-space-and-time-in-vr/

It’s finally happening! Papa Zuckerberg is finally allowing all of us all to shed our useless physical bodies and transcend into the Metaverse where our full virtual forms can finally be realized! …

13/11/2021

Phalen Halloran Explains the "Bad Art Friend" Drama

http://fupaper.blog/2021/11/13/the-bad-art-friend/

About a month ago, The New York Times published an article by Robert Kolker entitled “Who Is the Bad Art Friend?” and achieved the impossible: making me care about literary drama.

12/11/2021

Read Lily's article on Mitski's "Working For the Knife"

http://fupaper.blog/2021/11/12/mitskis-working-for-the-knife/

After a two year hiatus, Mitski’s reactivated social media accounts leaked a new song, an accompanying music video, and pre-sale tickets for her spring 2022 tour. Her new track, “Working for the Kn…

12/11/2021

Taylor Mascetta Says That Matcha Will Make You Love Yourself

http://fupaper.blog/2021/11/12/matcha-makes-me-love-myself/

The only viable option seemed to be the Iced Matcha Green Tea Latte. I took the first sip. An euphoric sensation overwhelmed my entire being. The sweetness hit my tongue as my eyes widened in disbe…

12/11/2021

Mayor-elect Eric Adams' Affair with Bitcoin - the paper's George Kite discusses how Adams wishes his first THREE paychecks to be in bitcoin!

http://fupaper.blog/2021/11/12/mayor-elect-eric-adams-affair-with-bitcoin/

On November 4th, mayor-elect Eric Adams replied on Twitter that he would take his first three paychecks in Bitcoin. He responded to the Mayor of Miami, Francis Suarez, who stated in a Tweet that he…

12/11/2021

Maggie O'Brien Lists Some Depression Meals

http://fupaper.blog/2021/11/11/whatd-u-have-for-dinner-a-bowl-of-cereal-no-%ef%bf%bc/

Can this be classified as a salad? This must be rock bottom. My attempt at making this a shared experience was wholly unnecessary. The shame I felt just added to my level of down bad and forced me …

11/11/2021

Enjoy a warm glass of milk while reading Jett's review on "True That" by Michael Cera.

http://fupaper.blog/2021/11/11/true-that-review-michael-cera/

Michael Cera’s album True That is like if Kurt Cobain became the lead singer for Neutral Milk Hotel and his voice never finished puberty. In his songs, Michael gently reaches out to hold your hand,…

11/11/2021

Fashion Foresees the Future - the paper's Julia Mancini discusses the Balenciaga AI fashion show

http://fupaper.blog/2021/11/11/fashion-foresees-the-future-balenciaga-what-the-hell-are-you-doing/

From the moment Adam and Eve suddenly covered their bits with leaves, or when the cavemen started comparing, clothing has evolved from bare necessity into a multi-trillion dollar luxury industry us…

11/11/2021

Angelina Zervos Explains What the Brazilian Butt Lift Craze Means for Feminism

http://fupaper.blog/2021/11/10/what-the-brazilian-butt-lift-craze-means-for-feminism/

I can’t believe I have to say this, but… getting plastic surgery isn’t the empowering feminist move that people make it out to be.

10/11/2021

Lila Moss Makes Strides on the Runway - the paper's Maggie Peknic discusses Lila Moss' bold statement to bring awareness to T1 diabetes.

http://fupaper.blog/2021/11/10/lila-moss-makes-strides-on-the-runway/

When asked about what one knows about Type 1 diabetes, most of Gen Z’s answers will involve Nick Jonas. I mean, who can forget when Nick talked about his diagnosis on the Jonas Brothers’ “Living th…

10/11/2021

This is the best worst album review of 2021. Read Brendon's article about "WE GOT DRUNK AND MADE AN EP".

http://fupaper.blog/2021/11/10/the-worst-album-of-2021-so-far/

and some are genuinely godawful. This year, I decided to look up what has been the worst album of 2021 so far and see if it is as bad as the critics say.

10/11/2021

Morgan Spillman Believes W***y Wonka is a Drug Lord

http://fupaper.blog/2021/11/10/in-a-world-of-pure-hallucination/

The story of Roald Dahl’s “W***y Wonka and the Chocolate Factory,” in addition to the newer movie rendition “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory,” is popular across the world.…

10/11/2021

Read Justina's article on Fiona Apple's "Tidal"

http://fupaper.blog/2021/11/10/fiona-apples-tidal/

This year, Fiona Apple’s debut album Tidal turned 25. Written primarily when Apple was just 16, Tidal became a groundbreaking post-genre album that went 3x Platinum in the United States and contain…

10/11/2021

the paper's Brian McEachern discusses El Salvador's decision to make bitcoin legal tender!

http://fupaper.blog/2021/11/10/twenty-first-century-problems-require-twenty-first-century-solutions-el-salvadors-experiment-with-bitcoin/

There are a myriad of methods that a head of state can try and use to stimulate economic growth and increase foreign investment within a country. Twenty-first century problems require twenty-first …

09/11/2021

Check out what college student Jack has to say about album "Juno"!

http://fupaper.blog/2021/11/09/remi-wolfs-juno-provides-endless-enjoyment-now-but-will-it-be-locked-in-time/

by Jack Ramos Through an intricate mix of effervescent hyperpop and bass-heavy funk, Remi Wolf moves into her own on her latest album, “Juno.” Wolf navigates the depths of self-doubt while managing…

10/10/2021

by Molly Golger Coming off of a Covid riddled year of college, many of us Rams are making exciting innovations in unexpected fields. Part of that innovation came with the rise of dating apps on campus. Tinder is not fading away anytime soon, as the infamous app was one of the only ways to meet people for a year and continues to crutch college students' social and love lives....

http://fupaper.blog/2021/10/10/who-says-growth-charts-stop-when-you-move-out-of-your-parents-house/

by Molly Golger Coming off of a Covid riddled year of college, many of us Rams are making exciting innovations in unexpected fields. Part of that innovation came with the rise of dating apps on cam…

10/10/2021

Staff writer Brendon Garden reviews "Abhi vs The Universe Review"

http://fupaper.blog/2021/10/10/abhi-vs-the-universe-review/

By Brendon Garden Abhi the Nomad started off September out on the right foot with the release of his latest album, Abhi vs The Universe, on September 1st. This album seems to mark a greater focus o…

10/10/2021

Maggie Peknic and Areej Ahmed Think That TikTok Has Forever Changed the Way We Speak

http://fupaper.blog/2021/10/10/how-tiktok-has-changed-the-way-we-speak-forever/

Maggie: January 18th, 2017 was a dark day for humanity. The demise of Vine. But in its place rose a new empire – TikTok. It grew quickly taking over the everyday speech of civilians. Humanity…

09/10/2021

by Lily Poorman Coming to Fordham, I was excited to personalize my own dorm and see how others would do the same to theirs. After the first few days, I thought I’d seen the best of dorm ornamentation, but it wasn’t until a week into the semester that I really came to understand what true dorm decor looked like and to appreciate it in its most genuine, uncut form....

http://fupaper.blog/2021/10/09/pov-male-off-campus-decor-traumatizes-and-terrifies/

by Lily Poorman Coming to Fordham, I was excited to personalize my own dorm and see how others would do the same to theirs. After the first few days, I thought I’d seen the best of dorm ornamentati…

09/10/2021

The Next Generation of Tennis Stars: 2021 US Open - the paper's Gisele Campos discusses the unprecedented rise of young talent at the US Open!

http://fupaper.blog/2021/10/09/the-next-generation-of-tennis-stars-2021-us-open/

It seems that this year’s US Open was dominated by young up-and-coming athletes. Anyone in the tennis world knows of Roger Federer, Serena Williams, and Novak Djokovic. But before this Grand …