Suffice it to say, I am displeased with this evening’s result. #RepBX #F**kYouAndTheRedSox
I need to see some goddamn body get fired over this debacle. All of a sudden we can’t pitch to save our lives? F**k off. #RepBX
Well, well…the @Yankees f**k off another win. What are we even f**king doing here right now??? #RepBX
Life is hard when you love the Yankees. Everyone should be ashamed of the last couple days. I’d rather drink bleach martinis than split a series with the Red Sox. Fire everybody. #RepBX
(Clip by @vicdibitetto)
I could’ve done this all day. #deadandcompany
Admittedly, I didn’t have much use for John Mayer before he started playing with Dead & Co., but since then it’s the highlight of every show. #deadandcompany
Bro. This is high quality H2O. #deadandcompany think
Listen closely to the rich, succulent sounds of a properly pan seared duck breast. It represents a cacophony of culinary opulence that demands indulgence, and yes, I’m super stoned while typing this.
In case I needed any further reminders that I have an amazing view, out of nowhere pops up a whole fireworks display.
Here is @darthamin saying what deep down, we all know to be true. Search them feelings, buddy. #LeFraud #LeBum
Some wisdom from Giancarlo Esposito. #AwesomeCon
Blocked by Facebook AGAIN for 30 days for the crime of standing up for black people on a Fox News thread that was full of statements basically saying that black people deserve the bias they receive because black thieves exist.
So what did I say? What was my big hate speech crime? It was this: “W**** people steal too. Often, they’re called bankers.”
See you in June, piss on Facebook.
Snow. In Mid-April. Get me back to the east coast immediately!
Tiger. Is. Back. Maybe. #Masters
I still watch Saturday morning cartoons. Fight me.