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True Crimes Against Wine When wine is on trial, the gossip is dishy. The judges are drunk. The verdicts are random. This is..
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Sidebar Ep. 75: It’s Britney, B!Our Judges discuss Britney’s memoir and the subsequent fall out.
26/02/2024

Sidebar Ep. 75: It’s Britney, B!

Our Judges discuss Britney’s memoir and the subsequent fall out.

CASE 0313: Vroom Vroom!DEFENDANT: Jeff GordonEVIDENCE: Manos Cabernet SauvignonSCENE OF THE CRIME: Lundy, CAOur Judges b...
20/02/2024

CASE 0313: Vroom Vroom!

DEFENDANT: Jeff Gordon

EVIDENCE: Manos Cabernet Sauvignon

SCENE OF THE CRIME: Lundy, CA

Our Judges buckle up for a day at the races with the King of NASCAR. A particularly competitive cross examination ensues.

Sidebar Ep. 74: Roses Are Red...Our Judges discuss romantic cocktails for Valentine’s Day.
12/02/2024

Sidebar Ep. 74: Roses Are Red...

Our Judges discuss romantic cocktails for Valentine’s Day.

CASE 0312: Beer Me, BruhDEFENDANT: Dylan MulvaneyEVIDENCE: Bud LightSCENE OF THE CRIME: Everywhere, all of TimeOur Judge...
06/02/2024

CASE 0312: Beer Me, Bruh

DEFENDANT: Dylan Mulvaney

EVIDENCE: Bud Light

SCENE OF THE CRIME: Everywhere, all of Time

Our Judges travel back in time to ancient Egypt and tackle the world’s most popular potable beverage! Along the way they celebrate some of our many great trans icons.

Sidebar Ep. 73: The Art of EliminationJudge Topher discusses which grape varietal he would vote off the island given the...
29/01/2024

Sidebar Ep. 73: The Art of Elimination

Judge Topher discusses which grape varietal he would vote off the island given the chance.

Sidebar Ep. 73: Ho-ho-holiday MoviesOur judges discuss their favorite holiday movies from Christmas to Groundhog Day.
15/01/2024

Sidebar Ep. 73: Ho-ho-holiday Movies

Our judges discuss their favorite holiday movies from Christmas to Groundhog Day.

CASE 0310: This Episode Is Precious...DEFENDANT: J.R.R. TolkeinEVIDENCE: The Fellowship of the Ring Special Edition Cabe...
08/01/2024

CASE 0310: This Episode Is Precious...

DEFENDANT: J.R.R. Tolkein

EVIDENCE: The Fellowship of the Ring Special Edition Cabernet Sauvignon (Manos Wines)

SCENE OF THE CRIME: Lodi, CA

Our Judges trek from Oxford to Middle Earth to try a fantastical case full of warm Hobbit tidbits, Elven wiles, and Orcish dangers.

Sidebar Ep. 72: Eggnog; Yay or Nay?Our Judges discuss whether eggnog is a delicious holiday treat or a gross mess.
01/01/2024

Sidebar Ep. 72: Eggnog; Yay or Nay?

Our Judges discuss whether eggnog is a delicious holiday treat or a gross mess.

CASE 0309: Ice PrincessDEFENDANT: Wayne GretzkyEVIDENCE: No. 99 Ice WineSCENE OF THE CRIME: Ontario, CanadaOur Judges tr...
25/12/2023

CASE 0309: Ice Princess

DEFENDANT: Wayne Gretzky

EVIDENCE: No. 99 Ice Wine

SCENE OF THE CRIME: Ontario, Canada

Our Judges travel to the Great North to inspect the product of a true hockey great. Topher explains the sport and Rachel delivers a particularly hard cross examination.

Sidebar Ep. 71: Jingle Bell RockOur Judges discuss and rank their favorite Christmas albums.
18/12/2023

Sidebar Ep. 71: Jingle Bell Rock

Our Judges discuss and rank their favorite Christmas albums.

CASE 0308: This Is About Sally...DEFENDANT: Thomas JeffersonEVIDENCE: The Federalist Special Reserve 2021SCENE OF THE CR...
11/12/2023

CASE 0308: This Is About Sally...

DEFENDANT: Thomas Jefferson

EVIDENCE: The Federalist Special Reserve 2021

SCENE OF THE CRIME: Lodi, CA

Our Judges tour Monticello as they navigate a very tricky case. Puppies, Sister wives, and a breath bating, no holds barred Cross Examination ensue!

Also, listen to your Black friends. Thanks!

Sidebar Ep. 70: Arsenio WHO?Our Judges go over the career of Arsenio Hall.
04/12/2023

Sidebar Ep. 70: Arsenio WHO?

Our Judges go over the career of Arsenio Hall.

CASE 0307: Always Be My Irish BabyDEFENDANT: Mariah CareyEVIDENCE: Black Irish, Irish Creme.Our Judges dive into some Ir...
27/11/2023

CASE 0307: Always Be My Irish Baby

DEFENDANT: Mariah Carey

EVIDENCE: Black Irish, Irish Creme.

Our Judges dive into some Irish Creme liqueur and discuss the diva that is Mariah Carey. Pooping habits are also brought up as Judge Topher makes a shocking confession.

Sidebar Ep. 69: Who is Kendell Jackson?Our Judges explore the powerhouse winery that is Kendell Jackson.
20/11/2023

Sidebar Ep. 69: Who is Kendell Jackson?

Our Judges explore the powerhouse winery that is Kendell Jackson.

CASE 0306: The Thankfully DepartedDEFENDANTS: The Grateful DeadEVIDENCE: Grateful Dead Old Vine Zinfandel 2021SCENE OF T...
13/11/2023

CASE 0306: The Thankfully Departed

DEFENDANTS: The Grateful Dead

EVIDENCE: Grateful Dead Old Vine Zinfandel 2021

SCENE OF THE CRIME: Lodi, CA

Our Judges take on a particularly dangerous case as they travel to San Francisco to put the first big jam band on trial.

Sidebar Ep. 68: A Wine Most VersatileDid you know that there can be more to wine than just drinking? Judge Topher shares...
06/11/2023

Sidebar Ep. 68: A Wine Most Versatile

Did you know that there can be more to wine than just drinking? Judge Topher shares some surprising alternative uses for the beverage.

CASE 0305: The Cask of AmontilladoDEFENDANT: Edgar Allen PoeEVIDENCE: Amontillado SherrySCENE OF THE CRIME: Jerez, Spain...
30/10/2023

CASE 0305: The Cask of Amontillado

DEFENDANT: Edgar Allen Poe

EVIDENCE: Amontillado Sherry

SCENE OF THE CRIME: Jerez, Spain

Our Judges juggle between Baltimore and Spain in this very spooky special Halloween episode!

Sidebar Ep. 67: Transitional WinesOur Judges discuss how to transition your drinking from summer to fall.
23/10/2023

Sidebar Ep. 67: Transitional Wines

Our Judges discuss how to transition your drinking from summer to fall.

CASE 0304: What Do YOU Call Your Spouse???DEFENDANT: Jack LondonEVIDENCE: Jack London Cabernet Sauvignon 2021SCENE OF TH...
16/10/2023

CASE 0304: What Do YOU Call Your Spouse???

DEFENDANT: Jack London

EVIDENCE: Jack London Cabernet Sauvignon 2021

SCENE OF THE CRIME: Lodi, California, USA

Our Judges sojourn west along the Yukon trail to review their most wild wine to date. Northern lights aside, some truly... interesting... spousal nicknames are revealed.

Sidebar Ep. 66: Pop Quiz!Judge Rachel tests the limits of Judge Topher's wine knowledge with a series of rapid fire ques...
09/10/2023

Sidebar Ep. 66: Pop Quiz!

Judge Rachel tests the limits of Judge Topher's wine knowledge with a series of rapid fire questions.

CASE 0303: The OG Dr. McDreamyDEFENDANT: George ClooneyEVIDENCE: Casamigos TequilaSCENE OF THE CRIME: MexicoOur Judges r...
02/10/2023

CASE 0303: The OG Dr. McDreamy

DEFENDANT: George Clooney

EVIDENCE: Casamigos Tequila

SCENE OF THE CRIME: Mexico

Our Judges return to sunny Mexico, where they sip on a beverage of royal pedigree, sample fun twists on a classic cocktail, and discuss their ni**le product empire.

Sidebar Ep. 65: She Just Took A DNA Test, And...Judge Rachel expounds on the recent Lizzo scandal and all its sordid det...
25/09/2023

Sidebar Ep. 65: She Just Took A DNA Test, And...

Judge Rachel expounds on the recent Lizzo scandal and all its sordid details.

CASE 0302: I Did Not Have Relations With That WineDEFENDANT: Bill ClintonEVIDENCE: Arkansas Red BlendSCENE OF THE CRIME:...
18/09/2023

CASE 0302: I Did Not Have Relations With That Wine

DEFENDANT: Bill Clinton

EVIDENCE: Arkansas Red Blend

SCENE OF THE CRIME: Arkansas River Valley

Our Judges travel to a little known wine region in the mountains of Arkansas, where they put our former President on trial for the second time in his life.

Sidebar Ep. 64: A Hill To Die OnJudge Rachel delves into the recent Jonah Hill "scandal" and both judges endeavor to tak...
11/09/2023

Sidebar Ep. 64: A Hill To Die On

Judge Rachel delves into the recent Jonah Hill "scandal" and both judges endeavor to take sides...

CASE 0301: Dancing in the DarkDEFENDANT(S): Julianne Hough and Nina DobrevEVIDENCE: Fresh Vine RoséSCENE OF THE CRIME: S...
04/09/2023

CASE 0301: Dancing in the Dark

DEFENDANT(S): Julianne Hough and Nina Dobrev

EVIDENCE: Fresh Vine Rosé

SCENE OF THE CRIME: Sonoma Mountain, CA

Happy Season 3 premiere! Our Judges dance their way though the lives of a dynamic duo of femme fatales. Will they make it out alive?

Sidebar Ep. 63: Chasing the Green FairyJudge Topher talks about the history of absinthe and dispels some myths surroundi...
28/08/2023

Sidebar Ep. 63: Chasing the Green Fairy

Judge Topher talks about the history of absinthe and dispels some myths surrounding the drink.

Sidebar Ep. 62: Roll for RachelJudge Rachel talks all things D&D, Baldur's Gate, and.... customizable genitalia?
21/08/2023

Sidebar Ep. 62: Roll for Rachel

Judge Rachel talks all things D&D, Baldur's Gate, and.... customizable genitalia?

Sidebar Ep. 61: Where's Waldo?Judge Topher tries to give you the tools to navigate the mess that is... The Wine Aisle.
14/08/2023

Sidebar Ep. 61: Where's Waldo?

Judge Topher tries to give you the tools to navigate the mess that is... The Wine Aisle.

Sidebar Ep. 60: To Dream or Not to Dream...Our Judges discuss where they would have vacation homes if money was no objec...
08/08/2023

Sidebar Ep. 60: To Dream or Not to Dream...

Our Judges discuss where they would have vacation homes if money was no object.

As he soaks up the Sun and gets some much needed pool time, Judge Topher finally feels comfortable enough to admit that ...
05/08/2023

As he soaks up the Sun and gets some much needed pool time, Judge Topher finally feels comfortable enough to admit that Judge Rachel has been right the whole time!

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