It's Josh Gage again

14/12/2023

“Laughter connects you with people. It’s almost impossible to maintain any kind of distance or any sense of social hierarchy when you’re just howling with laughter”

Bro Fit Penrith

The Brothers Tama TeHuna and James Te Huna
Bringing the goodness.

23/09/2023

I pray for good things for all living beings on planet earth. Everyone EXCEPT!!!

The Brisbane Broncos and their banjo playing two headed no front teeth 6 finger supporters.
For you I hope you get stuck in an elevator with with that guy who is not embarrassed to pass wind in public and he is on that high protein diet.
And Gangnam style is stuck on repeat.
However if you get claustrophobic then I
Hope you don’t get stuck but get a stubbed toe.

16/09/2023

I would like to take this time to wish
EVERY Living Being
EVERY Living Energy
In the entire universe a wonderful day

Everyone EXCEPT the Newcastle Knights and any of your supporters.
For you I hope you get stuck in traffic and you really need to go to the toilet and there is no public toilets for at least 10kms 🚽 🤜

GOOD NIGHT KNIGHTS!!!
Your dream season is over.

02/09/2023

Blocka Roach

“Even though it’s 4 mins to go in the first half the dolphins will keep playing”.

But they won’t be playing this year after this game though will they?

18/08/2023

All of these bum bum teams that coming to NZ and play in front of a grand final like crowds
lifting their standards!!
GO BACK TO YOUR YUCKY PIES AND CROWD OF 32 PEOPLE

WARRIORS!!!

18/08/2023

“MARATA It’s time to use the power or
BEST FOODS MAYO’

04/08/2023

SJ “Marata bro you should push Fifita in the face like this bro and set up and score a mean as try”

04/08/2023

The Titans almost out WARRIORED the Warriors…
ALMOST …. 👀

Unreal turn out on the Coast 🏟️

FT

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21/07/2023

Just when the Raiders fans thought 💭 they had it

👀

💩

😂

Ice in his veins.

FT

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08/07/2023

Twas a close one

Warriors 13+

FT

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30/06/2023

Trying not to make eye contact after cutting someone off and they are at the lights in the car next to you.

This is the same feeling I get when I thought my team would smash another team.

And my team gets pumped.

👀

30/06/2023

Cody Walker the ba****ck chooses tonight to have an awesome game.

Shout out to those who braved the weather 🌧️ onto Parramatta

FT

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30/06/2023

30/06/2023

I would like to take this time to wish
Every person
Every living organism
Every living energy
I wish you good fortune for today.

Everyone EXCEPT!
The RABBITS and their missing teeth six toe supporters for you I hope this morning on your travel to work you stood in 🐕 💩 and only come to realize now that tangy jab to the nostrils is you.
And now you are at work.
(Actually Sunny Brar you are a good dude BUT everyone else 🥊)

23/06/2023

HEADLINE:

“DWZ scores four tries with a back to front little leg”

Flying finisher Dallin Watene-Zelezniak helped himself to a career-high four tries as the Warriors outclassed the Dragons 48-18 at WIN Stadium on Friday night.

23/06/2023

Dear SJ

My bro Josh Hohua and a couple of other bros said some bad things about you at the start of the year.

But not me I stayed loyal.

I knew as soon you got abs

IT WAS ON!!!

Signed

Your mate

Josh

22/06/2023

I would like to take this time to wish
every living being
every living organism
A wonderful and productive day.

Everyone EXCEPT!!! ✋
Those nasty Dragons and their HEATHEN supporters.
I hope you got the shopping trolley 🛒 with the broken wheel that pulls to the left whilst you went shopping this week.

Back into it 😤

08/06/2023

I would like to wish ALL living beings a thriving and successful day.
May your day be plentiful.

I wish this for everyone EXCEPT the
Canberra Raiders and your STINK ARSE supporters.
I hope when you went to the 🚽 this morning there was no toilet paper
not even the trusty toilet roll.
Lee Penehoe 🖕🏿

03/06/2023

FACT

The MIGHTY WARRIORS have not been defeated
Wearing this jersey

FACT

03/06/2023

I truly wish everyone a happy and prosperous day everyone EXCEPT

🐬 The Dolphins players and there plastic supporters.

I hope you put your un**es on backwards this morning and it has been annoying you all day.

Jeremy King
EVERYONE knows your mustache is only a disguise so you are not seen in that ugly jersey 👀.

27/05/2023

“Get outta here BRONXNATION”

25/05/2023

🔥

24/05/2023

Imagine if the BULLDOGS played in Napier?

ROUND 13

“WAAAAAAARRIORS”

12/05/2023

WARRIORS!!!

09/05/2023

One NZ Warriors
WE BELONG IN THE NRL

30/04/2023

DONUTS are better than yucky red rooster chicken anyway ....

We go again next week 👊 Thank you to the Mt Smart faithful for braving the weather 🙏

FT G-Shock NZ

📸 photosport.nz

25/04/2023

It’s ok whanau … no respect lost on my part. GO THE WARRIORS

15/04/2023

“Josh the new buys this year for the warriors have been outstanding… What do you think it is that’s making them play so well?”

THIS:

15/04/2023

EXCITED and AROUSED that Twas a MOISTY win

Boys get it done 👊

FT

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02/04/2023

The warriors are my second team …
I mean my team coming second ..

Your ladder at the end of Round 5️⃣

02/04/2023

Mr 1% Wayde Egan…

He is definitely one of those guys that puts his trolley back when he goes to Bunnings. And I’m not just talking about the trolley bay in that car park this guy 💯 walks that trolley back into the Bunnings store.

Gameday at Shark Park 🎣

Wayde Egan gets the nod for captain 🫡

02/04/2023

“20 points down I can’t see the warriors coming back from here”

Webby

HOPD MY BEER