Josh Gage - EVERYTHING SPORTS Rugby, Rugby league, Sword fighting, MMA, Jousting and extreme lawn bo
“Laughter connects you with people. It’s almost impossible to maintain any kind of distance or any sense of social hierarchy when you’re just howling with laughter”
Bro Fit Penrith
The Brothers Tama TeHuna and James Te Huna
Bringing the goodness.
I pray for good things for all living beings on planet earth. Everyone EXCEPT!!!
The Brisbane Broncos and their banjo playing two headed no front teeth 6 finger supporters.
For you I hope you get stuck in an elevator with with that guy who is not embarrassed to pass wind in public and he is on that high protein diet.
And Gangnam style is stuck on repeat.
However if you get claustrophobic then I
Hope you don’t get stuck but get a stubbed toe.
I would like to take this time to wish
EVERY Living Being
EVERY Living Energy
In the entire universe a wonderful day
Everyone EXCEPT the Newcastle Knights and any of your supporters.
For you I hope you get stuck in traffic and you really need to go to the toilet and there is no public toilets for at least 10kms 🚽 🤜
GOOD NIGHT KNIGHTS!!!
Your dream season is over.
Blocka Roach
“Even though it’s 4 mins to go in the first half the dolphins will keep playing”.
But they won’t be playing this year after this game though will they?
All of these bum bum teams that coming to NZ and play in front of a grand final like crowds
lifting their standards!!
GO BACK TO YOUR YUCKY PIES AND CROWD OF 32 PEOPLE
WARRIORS!!!
“MARATA It’s time to use the power or
BEST FOODS MAYO’
SJ “Marata bro you should push Fifita in the face like this bro and set up and score a mean as try”
The Titans almost out WARRIORED the Warriors…
ALMOST …. 👀
Unreal turn out on the Coast 🏟️
FT
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Just when the Raiders fans thought 💭 they had it
👀

💩
😂
Ice in his veins.
FT
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Twas a close one
Warriors 13+
FT
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Trying not to make eye contact after cutting someone off and they are at the lights in the car next to you.
This is the same feeling I get when I thought my team would smash another team.
And my team gets pumped.
👀
Cody Walker the ba****ck chooses tonight to have an awesome game.
Shout out to those who braved the weather 🌧️ onto Parramatta
FT
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I would like to take this time to wish
Every person
Every living organism
Every living energy
I wish you good fortune for today.
Everyone EXCEPT!
The RABBITS and their missing teeth six toe supporters for you I hope this morning on your travel to work you stood in 🐕 💩 and only come to realize now that tangy jab to the nostrils is you.
And now you are at work.
(Actually Sunny Brar you are a good dude BUT everyone else 🥊)
HEADLINE:
“DWZ scores four tries with a back to front little leg”
Flying finisher Dallin Watene-Zelezniak helped himself to a career-high four tries as the Warriors outclassed the Dragons 48-18 at WIN Stadium on Friday night.
Dear SJ
My bro Josh Hohua and a couple of other bros said some bad things about you at the start of the year.
But not me I stayed loyal.
I knew as soon you got abs
IT WAS ON!!!
Signed
Your mate
Josh
I would like to take this time to wish
every living being
every living organism
A wonderful and productive day.
Everyone EXCEPT!!! ✋
Those nasty Dragons and their HEATHEN supporters.
I hope you got the shopping trolley 🛒 with the broken wheel that pulls to the left whilst you went shopping this week.
Back into it 😤
I would like to wish ALL living beings a thriving and successful day.
May your day be plentiful.
I wish this for everyone EXCEPT the
Canberra Raiders and your STINK ARSE supporters.
I hope when you went to the 🚽 this morning there was no toilet paper
not even the trusty toilet roll.
Lee Penehoe 🖕🏿
FACT
The MIGHTY WARRIORS have not been defeated
Wearing this jersey
FACT
I truly wish everyone a happy and prosperous day everyone EXCEPT
🐬 The Dolphins players and there plastic supporters.
I hope you put your un**es on backwards this morning and it has been annoying you all day.
Jeremy King
EVERYONE knows your mustache is only a disguise so you are not seen in that ugly jersey 👀.
“Get outta here BRONXNATION”
🔥
Imagine if the BULLDOGS played in Napier?
ROUND 13
“WAAAAAAARRIORS”
WARRIORS!!!
One NZ Warriors
WE BELONG IN THE NRL
DONUTS are better than yucky red rooster chicken anyway ....
We go again next week 👊 Thank you to the Mt Smart faithful for braving the weather 🙏
FT G-Shock NZ
📸 photosport.nz
It’s ok whanau … no respect lost on my part. GO THE WARRIORS
“Josh the new buys this year for the warriors have been outstanding… What do you think it is that’s making them play so well?”
THIS:
EXCITED and AROUSED that Twas a MOISTY win
Boys get it done 👊
FT
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The warriors are my second team …
I mean my team coming second ..
Your ladder at the end of Round 5️⃣
Mr 1% Wayde Egan…
He is definitely one of those guys that puts his trolley back when he goes to Bunnings. And I’m not just talking about the trolley bay in that car park this guy 💯 walks that trolley back into the Bunnings store.
Gameday at Shark Park 🎣
Wayde Egan gets the nod for captain 🫡
“20 points down I can’t see the warriors coming back from here”
Webby
HOPD MY BEER
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“Laughter connects you with people. It’s almost impossible to maintain any kind of distance or any sense of social hierarchy when you’re just howling with laughter” Bro Fit Penrith The Brothers Tama TeHuna and James Te Huna Bringing the goodness.
THE MIGHTY WARRIORS have the best supporters in the NRL….
“Get outta here BRONXNATION”
Imagine if the BULLDOGS played in Napier? ROUND 13 “WAAAAAAARRIORS”
WARRIORS!!!
One NZ Warriors WE BELONG IN THE NRL #WARRIORS
It’s ok whanau … no respect lost on my part. GO THE WARRIORS
Boys are on
“I feel like I’m the only one in this relationship”  “I need from you or I may need to see other people”
I spoke with Coach Webby from the mighty ŌnE WARRIORS!! We shared a moment!! Not often I say it maybe once or twice and maybe I was a little bit working but THIS IS OUR YEAR
Obviously I was unsuccessful in getting the head coaching role at the Vodafone Warriors. They have decided to get a coach that has hair. #JusticeForJosh #nohairdontcare #staypositive
A quick chat with THE MIGHTY WARRIORS CEO CAM GEORGE Are we seeing THE WALKER BROTHER’S NEXT YEAR? STACEY? #donttellanyone
Had a cool little chat with THE MIGHTY WARRIORS CEO CAM GEORGE tonight. The coach discussion has me thinking we are possibly looking at a couple of brothers to coach next year 👀
I don’t think I have EVER been so pumped to watch THE MIGHTY WARRIORS. This week I’ll be going LIVE and having a chat with a few of the boys. JUMP ON MY LIVE *TEAM LIST TUESDAY - I’ll be chatting with MY MAN and all round nice GUY JAZZ TEVAGA 🤕 WEDNESDAY the BIG I’ll be going live with CEO of THE MIGHTY WARRIORS Cameron George 🤔 Come jump on my live it’s free 👀
*Motivation talk* When my day just isn’t working out for what ever reason I go through a couple of exercises to help get me motivated. -Being Grateful -It could always be worse
WHO’s keen to jump on a live during the game tonight?
Back in the day, back in the 80 and the 90’s We didn’t have no “Dick pics” or “send nudes”. “Send $14.95 so I can get these 24 photos developed” The O.G of only fans. Your selfie game had to be on lock cause if you looked ugly in the photo YOU STAYED UGLY. #NODELETE #nodoitagain #iwasntready
ANOTHER ADVENTURE #bluesfestival Bluesfest 2022 with my bro James Te Huna. *Anyone that wants to get big muscles hit up my bro James Tehuna for his pull up Program*
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