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29/06/2024

CNN 2024 Presidential Debate • Biden vs. Trump with Dana Bash and Jake Tapper

29/06/2024

Presidential Debate Recap (seriously) • Shaquille O’Neal: Please Be Our Vice-President 🙏🥺

01/03/2024

#長尾景虎 #上杉謙信

26/02/2024

A heartfelt River City Shalom 2 The Man, the Mythos, the Legend: ブラック・ルイスさま! はじめまして! 本当にありがとう! 頑 張 って 🙏💜‼️ for real give up for comedian Lewis Black everybody seriously a wonderful human being— he even flipped us off and signed my uke! 😊

10/02/2024

“My love for the person he has been weighs more than my hatred the person he became. What satisfaction I felt in this has come and gone; yet the heartache and loss for who he was remains”
—

29/01/2024

“ in the strangest of places, if you look at it, right” ~ the Grateful Dead

28/01/2024

Okay, I seriously wanna buy this old station wagon ambulance from the dood and turn it into a bad ass party camping piece where you can sleep in the back and stack with ample places to stash bottles w**d and snacks.. video games with soundwoofing subs and of course watch tv too… I mean, can I get a “f**k yeah!” over here? Seriously— like, would that not be fu***ng sweet? 

26/12/2023

Ours is not always “to understand”; but it always remains “to know” (read that again)

26/12/2023

Some call it , but the beautiful peeps of #日本 to the Lands of the Rising Sun define the structure as

23/12/2023

AI is gonna “SkyNet all over the world” but.. simple case in point… translate can’t even recognize the simple nuance of basic honorifics properly in 日本語— these two straightforward translations mean to entirely separate things contained in a word yes, but one simply says “dog” and the other identifies “my dog, my beloved sweetie” without having to say that much— and don’t even get me started on Cyrillic translating 😆 got a long ways to go skynet!

30/08/2023

Standing Bear Lake? Gone apparently~

A gonzo journalist investigation over some missing water, catching some WonderPlant clouds, and composing some ukulele music— just another day in River City with the Left Coast stylee. Go Big Red

10/08/2023

Some of you been sayin’ it’s “the death of the artist”, but the Jungian archetype of the Warrior Poet is alive and well~

09/06/2023

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03/06/2023

Don’t Worry »geetz stylee - Atomic Kasbah feat. The Beach Boys. This one’s for the Old Man, but as always.. 4 Scorpy+Sunshine too.

From the brilliant masterwork by American Composer Brian Wilson, originally debuting on the prolific LP ‘Pet Sounds’, redone left coast stylee straight from River City (Omaha) NE.

Don’t Worry (baby) - Atomic Kasbah featuring the Beach Boys. From the brilliant masterwork by American Composer Brian Wilson, originally debuting on the prol...

10/05/2023

‘DOUBLE IMAGE • NOW ON HOME ViDEO’ 💭💚🎗
iN MEMORY OF MY COUSiN BROOKE
FOR SCORPiO, SUNSHiNE & POPS

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Martin Guyevsky presents in association with Guild Media International, Emgee Productions, and sedna9037: ‘Double Image • Now On Home Video’, the Music Video feat. “Falling” and “Hold Me”, from the album ‘In My Dreams’— NOW AVAILABLE ON COMPACT DISC, CASSETTE TAPE, DIGITAL DOWNLOAD AND ALSO ON SPOTIFY. (C) Copyright 2000, 2023 by Emgee Productions. Released through Guild Media. Made in River City, USA.

20/03/2023

Another morning Truth to examine this yonder mountain string of a cheesy Monday, a little tidbit that isn’t clickbait while you scroll past the feed during your morning constitutional. For those of you grown up children who don’t catch the lingo of what I just iterated here, it’s also called “taking a dump”, or at least it was yesterday according to the scientific community. Maybe today it’s different. But then again, don’t trust the science, question and reevaluate it and let’s talk about what’s found according to the most recent data sets. then, we’ll smoke a phat bleezy and possibly toss a submarine-sandwich in the mix and then think about it all some more and go from there.

Save your “trust in the blah blah blah” for this coming Sunday when you show up to mass in the morning just so you have a place to sit when all you ever do when you’re there is nervously bounce your leg up and down and constantly check your left wrist like an impatient b**b cause that’s the one you tied your watch on to.. and, apparently you like doing those two things endlessly and over again because… ??? Idk. 🤷‍♂️ Don’t look at me dingus. you’re the one who does it like that every Sunday morning, not me lol anyways, enough about the clowns who aren’t even funny, let’s talk about some real peeps and save the cardboard cutouts for advertising some commercial crap down that random ass aisle over at the failing department store.

No cap for real tho, this one enters in to our awareness and becomes a part of our socially conscious lexicon by way of one of River City’s own— a local born and bred musician plus composer who can play the cactus like a 1960s bikini beach party heartthrob, and he even has the luscious curls to match:

Im speaking here of course of that one, the only, Jeff K. Okay? K. That’s good, mmkay? But ministry of silly walks and talks aside, he’s right, you know? about what he says when it went something like “Nebraska and the great American Midwest are for everybody, and all should be welcome here”— and they will be welcome here and in this way we will continue to do as thus, if by the deliberate course of no one else, because it suddenly became only mildly inconvenient for them to continue in doing so (a common plight in our age), then at very least, it will continue to remain a cause to rally and advocate and fight for among those of us who actually do hear the music when we all go out dancing in the street; you can take that one to the bank “aaaaaand it’s gone”. 😆

An SP nugget there if you’re not getting it. But get this: don’t If you don’t think Nebraska is a place for peeps who are such as these now invoked in the post pic below, then go take a leap. At least that way you’ll be doing the rest of us a favor then. Now look at the visual learning aid provided below. You see it? Well good sweet cheeks. Now read it again. A few more times for good measure too.

Thanks for the manic Monday morning tip there Jeff, my good man— human rights is an issue we could all use a brief refresher course on now and then, some of us more so than others… read that one again too. Cheers.

20/03/2023

This positive little meme of a morning motivational comes to us by way of this wonderful heartfelt poet/wordsmith that goes by the name of Stephanie Bennett-Henry

She’s got a gems like this one so check her out. And then read it again. Happy Monday. At least it’s not a Tuesday am I right? Cheers

11/03/2023

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08/03/2023

A new Guild Media Public Broadcast of Gtv starts in 30 minutes, with a crap ton more content for you to think about, jam out to, and enjoy.

Focusing on the local River City scene but also recognizing the larger world abroad, it’s been said before and can easily be said again: one can occupy Omaha and still live in the world; so how’s about we all start livin’ already?

From the informative and educational to the just plain stupid and funny, our content seeks to examine the self through an honest empirical lens, do better by what we find out about ourselves on the other side, but don’t get so serial about it all that we forget to laugh at a funny fart or watch some cartoons and rock out to punk AF music vids too. So check it:

Todays features:

1) UR NEWS 2DAY

:a quick recap of local and international affairs of the day for people who otherwise hate and/or don’t follow the news

2) TOONHEAD (classic cartoons) feat:

WB’s Looney Tunes/Merrie Melodies

— To Duck Or Not To Duck (1943)
— A Corny Concerto (1943)

3) Various Gtv Original Skits, Bits + Shorts

4) Gtv Music Vids
Feat: new plays by Atomic Kasbah, Michael Allan Geraghty, Double Image, and introducing Autumn Andromeda

5) ReeL 2 ReaL w/ Manders
- Reaction Videos and intros!

6) Vintage Retro TVCommercials from the 1980s–2000s

7) Kidz Korn(er) - cheap, simple yet fun educational ideas for learning about science and art for all those younglings out there in TV Land i.e., cost-effective ideas to get scientifical or crafty with like that one girl from the Beastie Boys song 😆

Todays Highlighted local businesses/program sponsors* include include a couple of our local favorites: CBD RX Omaha and BankShot

These sponsorship segments were provided for the aforementioned businesses courtesy of GMi Public Works, in an effort to focus on building up and saving our local economy through supporting Nebraska-based businesses owned and operated by our neighbors, our friends and our families.

Through these efforts we seek to secure our financial independence from others and expand the scope of our own abilities and buying power, both as individuals, but also as a community, something which.. is so desperately needed in our Modern Times right now. And though these sound like two separate things, they really are one in the same.

Peeps before the Sheeps and the Creeps. This is Guild Media Made in River City, USA.

06/03/2023

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06/03/2023

Good People with Great Ideas, driven by Creativity and Innovation. This is Guild Media. Made in River City, USA. !

06/03/2023

06/03/2023

06/03/2023

The ever Guild Media Public Broadcast Livestream starts tonight! Be there or be stoopid!