Ladyspike Comedy

03/11/2021

“She held my karaoke birthday party hostage performing the entire score of Carousel."

13/09/2021

“I love these kids,” English teacher Ms. Pine began, “However… I have a sneaking suspicion they’re going to invade my one hour of peace every day at lunch to tell me about their relationship problems.”

03/08/2021

"When it comes down to it, broccoli cheddar and passive complicity are just… me!"

When it comes down to it, broccoli cheddar and passive complicity are just... me!

08/07/2021

You know her, you love her, and you love to hate her. She’s wearing LuluLemon leggings, her favorite celebrities all have first names that start with “K,” and her boyfriend is fiscally conservative and socially liberal. You guessed it! It’s that girl who can remember every TikTok dance but cannot remember your pronouns.

Most of your buddies have gotten it right from the get-go, but there’s one little lady that seems to try to get them wrong.

29/06/2021

Sugma has also sent out a plethora of expired coupons to not only get customers in the store, but to drive up tension and emotions to ensure they get that $10 purchase.

This policy came from one of Sugma’s top branch managers, Brian, who claims he’s a genius because his name looks a lot like the word “brain."

18/05/2021

Now that she’s vaccinated, Shelly Crowley can’t wait to enjoy public spaces again. An extrovert who feeds off the energy of others, Crowley is excited to feel like part of a bustling city. Specifically, she’s excited to tote around her canvas New Yorker bag for no reason other than to signal a forced dedication to highbrow content.

Sure, in recent months, she’s had a chance to ease back into some social activities, like drive-in movies, but for Crowley, participation in city life specifically takes the form of making sure other people—strangers especially—witness her New Yorker bag. And it’s hard to ensure that sort of exposure at socially distanced events.

An extrovert who feeds off the energy of others, Crowley is excited to feel like part of a bustling city. Specifically, she’s excited to tote around her canvas New Yorker bag for no reason other than to signal a forced dedication to highbrow content.

28/04/2021

Were you actually at a school dance if you didn’t post an entire album of it?

22/04/2021

“This time last year, I was glittering every visible square inch of my skin in preparation to say some of the cruelest words that have ever left my mouth,” she recalls fondly. Instead, I’m re-watching The Nanny for the tenth time, and all my friendships are intact. Life isn’t fair.”

Marlene Kemp is devastated that she has to wait yet another year before she can experience Coachella again.

05/04/2021

Local wet-human-saltine-cracker and overzealous plant mom, Christina Weinfordner, is exercising being a loud and proud woman in the worst way possible.

25/03/2021

May Lucille Bluth live on in all of us, RIP to a legend 💔

17/03/2021

It’s just what we deserve. Link in the bio ☕️💊

16/03/2021

“The Raisin Bran logo DM’d me and told me he was straight but enjoyed threesomes of any kind. This is the kind of bravery I want to encourage.”

That’s right, folks. Jennifer Raisin, aka the beautiful raisin woman, has come out as bisexual.

08/03/2021

It's the best day of the year! Happy International Women's Day! We are so grateful that we get to share our women-powered platform with the world. It's an honor to work with so many amazing ladies every day!