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Pick me, pick me Gov. Bill Lee! You’re endorsing all of these other incumbents. Pick me!
I don’t believe in local government’s ability to make their own decisions. How can they? All of the smartest people are in the state legislature.
I believe in taxpayer dollars being stolen from public schools and given to a private business! Pick me!
As your state representative, I think that we should only change the state constitution when it aligns with my personal views. Going off of my record of getting my bills overturned by liberal Trump judges, you know I know the constitution. After all, why complicate things with diverse opinions? And let’s not touch that outdated slavery provision—who knows, it might come in handy someday! 🙄
Empathy is important when you serve in as an elected official.
Just a reminder about what I said in front of grieving mothers, who had just lost their children.
I know empathy. I serve people.
As an elected official, I've perfected governance by not listening to constituents. Why deal with their endless complaints? Instead, I focus on important things like fancy dinners and re-election plans. Pleasing myself is easier than trying to satisfy everyone. It’s the ultimate political life hack. Here’s to another term of blissful ignorance!
Why is it that every time I want to do something fun, someone cries "unconstitutional"? It's almost like they made up a bunch of rules just to ruin my day. I mean, who cares about "rights" and "laws" when I'm trying to have a good time? It’s as if the Constitution was designed to keep me from having any fun at all. Next thing you know, they'll be telling me that I can't declare my living room a sovereign nation. Honestly, if I want to do it, shouldn't that be good enough?
In the words of my good friend, Ray Condray for Mayor, certain people need to know their place. It’s our job to let them know their place.
The court case involving the constitutionality of the effort to recall school board members in Madison County has been legally put to rest.
Scientists claim the Earth is 4.5 billion years old. Really? I can't even trust the expiration date on my milk carton, and we're supposed to believe they can date rocks? Next time a scientist tells you that, just smile and stick to what really matters: women shouldn’t have the same rights as men!
I’ve never been to a drag show, but I’m absolutely certain they’re all about scandalous debauchery. After all, who needs firsthand experience when you have sensationalist headlines and overactive imaginations? I don’t need to actually see a performance to know that it's basically a neon-lit den of iniquity. Trust me, it’s not ignorance if you're convinced you already know everything about it. Why rely on facts or personal experience when assumptions and fear-mongering do the trick just fine?
Who cares if the laws I try to pass are unconstitutional? I’ll never let the constitution stand in my way!
Who needs women’s healthcare? It’s not like women make up half the population or face unique medical challenges. Let’s keep focusing on the really important stuff, like overlooking sexual assault in the SBC and blowing the dog whistle on drag queens!
I’m so glad to have the support of these two great Americans. They know a thing or two about running campaigns… not winning them.. just running them.
They believe in freedom - as long as you look and think like them.
Thanks for the support!
Happy
Remember to just be yourself!
Checkout where my hand is. (Hint: not the one shaking his hand!)
I'm officially declaring my stance against Pride Month. Starting today, I'm on a mission to rid the world of anything rainbow! 🌈
From now on, it's grayscale for me. I’ve already thrown out my colorful socks, repainted my garden gnomes gray, and banned Skittles from my house. The only acceptable colors are black, white, and 50 shades of gray. I might also file an injunction with the court!
If I see one more rainbow flag, I'm going to lose it. Who's with me in this crusade for a more *monochrome* June?
The courts have been stacked against President Trump, just like they were stacked against me.
Luckily, I have no idea how courts, laws and “opinions” works. If I did, I’d be upset!
(Side note: I was wrong in every piece of my post.)
These corrupt Trump appointed judges keep calling so many of bills unconstitutional. Do they know I’m a constitutional conservative?
In his article, Gabe Hart says I’m scared. I ain’t scared of nothing. Well, maybe except the First Amendment.
https://newstalk965.com/christoddissoscared/
My lies started back in 2019. I was never gathering facts. I always planned on defunding public schools. Gotcha!
The great thing about being me is that I don’t have to follow the rules that I make others follow. Videoing is not allowed on the house floor. But we only enforce rules on people that don’t look like us.
I always back the blue, UNTIL they question my authority on guns. Then they feel my wrath! What do they know? They’re just law enforcement.
Sensible gun laws just don’t make sense. I don’t care if the parents of murdered children are in the room. I’ll choose guns over kids every day.
We have the greatest supporters! They’re making West Tennessee Great Again!
If you don’t like the way business is done in Nashville, you are free to leave. We don’t let people get in the way of doing the people’s work.
It was so good to be back home at the West Tennessee Strawberry Festival!
I’m fortunate to call Humboldt home even though I represent Jackson.
State Representative Justin Jones and the Tennessee Democratic Party say the legislature is racist. I see no signs of that anywhere.
One of the best things about our great state rep is that makes sure he gets his rest. It takes a lot of work to make sure people know their place and government can overreach.
What we love about Chris is that he even surprises himself when he doesn’t run over pedestrians! Thanks for being the best Karen we could ask for!
Our good representative doesn’t believe that the earth is as old as science says it is. Trust him. He plants grass seed for a living!
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As your state representative, I think that we should only change the state constitution when it aligns with my personal views. Going off of my record of getting my bills overturned by liberal Trump judges, you know I know the constitution. After all, why complicate things with diverse opinions? And let’s not touch that outdated slavery provision—who knows, it might come in handy someday! 🙄 #Satire #Constitution #vote
Scientists claim the Earth is 4.5 billion years old. Really? I can't even trust the expiration date on my milk carton, and we're supposed to believe they can date rocks? Next time a scientist tells you that, just smile and stick to what really matters: women shouldn’t have the same rights as men! #science #WomensRights
The great thing about being me is that I don’t have to follow the rules that I make others follow. Videoing is not allowed on the house floor. But we only enforce rules on people that don’t look like us.
I always back the blue, UNTIL they question my authority on guns. Then they feel my wrath! What do they know? They’re just law enforcement. #backtheblue
Sensible gun laws just don’t make sense. I don’t care if the parents of murdered children are in the room. I’ll choose guns over kids every day.
If you don’t like the way business is done in Nashville, you are free to leave. We don’t let people get in the way of doing the people’s work.
Our good representative doesn’t believe that the earth is as old as science says it is. Trust him. He plants grass seed for a living!
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