The Personal Trainer She told you not to worry about 😕
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jameshaskell
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#NeverIMeanNever
#TrustPTWhoDoAssistedStretches
#TheseManBePullingYaGyalEveryWhichWay
#TheClothedKarmaSutraDem
#NahManDemListen
#YouSeeYourGyalGettingStretchedLikeThis
#JustWorryAboutYourself
#ThePThasHerNow 😪
#Pt #Fitness #Gym #PersonalTraining #iThink
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misterrrcole littleherculette
If this Brer has scratched the paint 🐻
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#YogiHasLostHisDamnMind
#BroAskedMeForLiftToPaddington
#iToldMyGuyHesNotGettingOne
#AsLastTimeHeShatInTheBackSeat
#SoInsteadHeTriesStealMyTing
#OnAJoyrideFlexToPreeNyash
#BrerDoesntEvenHaveALicense
#bear #nature #nationalgeographic
Years of ground breaking medical research, For What 😅
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#ScientistsWorldWideYourAllEdiiiats
#ThousandsOfYearsOfMedicalResearch
#AndYouClownsNeverThoughtOnce
#ToHaveASimpleConversation
#WithTheBonded2Hydrogen1OxygenAtoms
#ThisSimpleMoleculeWhenSpokenTo
#TurnsIntoWhateverYouNeed
#GotAInfectedKneeAndSpeakToWater
#BoomAmoxcillinAntibioticalWater
#WhisperDirtyThingsToTheWater
#BoomViagraWater
#DidntNeedNoPenicillinOrFungiBreakThroughs
#ScienceIdiotsWastingTaxPayersMoney 😒
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TT/vincentesly
Someone Come Collect Dey Gyal 🫤
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#SoThereiAmGettingZen
#CandlesAndTingLit 🕯️😌
#ReadyToDropOffSomeMadTings
#WhenAllOfASuddenMoniqueCome
#BumblingIntoMyCubicle
#AndNowSheCallingForParamedics
#NahSisBestHolDatBrokenLeg
#TillManFinishedWiping
#CanABrotherNotDropADeuceInPeace
#toilet #zen #ComeCollectYaGyal
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esmy_v
One way to get ya Possesions Hijacked 😅
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#SoYouWantToCatchSomeZs
#AndFilmItInTheAirport
#NewiPhone15ProTing
#JustSetUpOnTripod
#AndYouPutYaNightShadeOn
#TrustFundSallyFinnaWakeUp
#iPhoneWillHaveVanishedIntoThinAir
#FurthermoreLetMeHoldThatNeckPillow
#sleep #airport #GapYearSally
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lenarebelo
She’s getting sacked in the morning……
Sacked in the mooooorrrnning 🎶
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euancopeland hellybewick
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#NahMaryHasHadAMareHere
#ThisReallySomeRonBurgundySh*t
#HowSheGonnaFlipTheBird
#ToTheWholePublic
#SeeHowMumzyEvenRangMeUp
#AsSheKnowsIWorkWithMary
#SayingHowDareSheTellHerTaF**kOff
#SayingHerAndAFewHerGrandmaMate
#ReadyToDoJumpOutGangOnSight #MadMad
#news #reporter #Anchorman
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TikTok’s got my bro Jimbo moving Muaaad
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jamessmithpt
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#SoiGetHomeFromWork
#CupOfTeaFeetUp
#ReadyToWatchMyFavSoap
#WhenBrotherJamesHipsStartMovingMuad
#HesEatenJollofOnceYaKna
#CurriedGoatTwice
#NowEveryNightItsWhagwanMeYute
#WehYuhAhSehMaYute
#FromWindsorToKingston
#Dance #Reggaeton #MaYute
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jaceheyman
I seen my chance & took it dubai7s 😌
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luckandneatofficial mcneatofficial
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#WithALilBitALuckWeCanMakeItThruTheNight🎶
#WhenYouBeenSingingThisSongFiiiYears
#AndTheMcHellaClose 🎤👋🏿
#YouMustFulfillYourDreams
#LookIfYouHadOneShot
#OneOpportunity
#ToSeizeEverythingYouEverWanted
#WouldYouCaptureIt
#OrJustLetItSlip?
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His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy |AD
Disarm an Aggressive opponent with this Deadly Chin Grip 🥋
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diren.kartal
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#TheseOnlineTutorialsLegitAF
#OfCourseUsingBothAvailableHands
#ToCaressYourOpsChin
#WhilstHeHas2FreeSwingingArms
#IsTheCorrectCourseOfAction
#WhilstFondlingTheChinHowever
#MakeSureToRubCheeks
#AndGiveACuteLittleBoopOnTheNose
#OpWillBeSoBewildered
#HeOrSheMayEvenAskYouOnADateAfter
#SelfDefence #MartialArts #KungfuPanda
One more shoulder shrug and the 🥞
Getting Yeeeeted 😕 vqfit
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#SoThereIAmStarving
#WaitingForMyOrder
#WhenWaiterBringsOutJustMyGyalsFood
#ThenSheWannaStartHeadBobbin
#aBegEatTheTing
#BeforeItGetsDashedOnTheFloor 😒
#food #foodie #Yeet
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TT/addictedtoana
Is the gift of Life & Free Rent, Not Enough 😏
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#iShallReloadThisSh*tForTheParents
#EveryDamnYear
#UntilTheseLilSh*tesOfOurs
#ThatWeHoldSoDear
#StartCoughingUpRentMoney
#OrTakeCoupleBillsOffOurPlates
#GiveThemTheChoice
#BarbieDreamHouseOrFreeRent
#AreWeNotMerciful 😌
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Hope yee all had a wonderful Xmas
### BlackZeus 🎅🏿
Don’t think I’ll share my pre workout with him again 😅 c4energy_eur
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#BroReallyJustTookMyPhone
#ToDoThisMadness
#NoMorePreWorkoutForThisDon 😅
#ExplosiveEnergy
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TT/Lucaspopan
Everyday the fitness industry strays “Further and Further away from god” 🤣 vqfit
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#NahHoldOnWhichCompanyMadeThese 😩
#iNeedToKnowHowTheBrainStormWent
#10PeopleInARoomComingUpWithIdeas
#AndOneOfThemSay
#HowAboutWeCutTwoHolesInTheBack
#SoTheNyashCanDropOut
#NotFullNyashThoJustTheUnderBooty
#ThenKeepTheLeggingsLeggining
#ForSportsPerformanceAndWarmthOfCourse
#aBegiMustMeetTheCreator
#SomeNobelPrizeWinningSh*t
#Gym #Fitness #FreeTheNyash
Gyms in January 😒 vqfit
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#ThisWillBeMans23rd
#WarOfGymJanuary 😪
#AsABrigadierGeneralOnMy23rdTour
#RegularGymGoersListen 😕
#YouMustRemainStrong
#ItWillBeALongMonth
#TheNewYearNewMePaganArmy
#DontHaveTheStaminaToLastIntoFebruary
#REGULARS!!! ✊🏿✊🏽✊🏻
#ReadyYourBreakfastAndEatHearty
#ForThisMonthWeDineInHELLLL!!! 😡
#Fitness #Gym #NewYearNewMe
If John Wick walks into your Hotel, Walk Out 🚶🏿♂️
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marcosjeeves
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#TheBlackGuyAintDyingInThisMovie 🤷🏿♂️
#YouSeeJohnWickWalkIntoYourHotel
#LeaveThatBitchAsap
#YaBagsYourBelongingsYaMumzy
#LeaveAllThatSh*tBehind
#itsTooLateForDem
#Hotel #JohnWick #SaveYourself #IssaWrap
Podcast Wankers Be Like 😩🤣
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diren.kartal
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#NeverSeenSoManyManTryBePlato
#BySoMuchForce 🤣
#BeGooglingMotivationalQuotes
#ByTheGreatestPhilosophers
#ThenDropItToTheMasses
#LikeTheyJustMadeUpThatSh*t 😩
#TimWhoWasCaughtWithHisFingerInHisArse
#OnlyLastWednesday 😅
#BeMovingAllStoicOnHisPodcastOnThursday
#TellingUsSobStoriesLikeWeDontHaveAreOwn
#AddingThatDramaticMusic
#WithHellaFiltersToClip
#ToAidTheStoicism
#BtecAristotles #aBegDropMeOut 😩🤣
#podcast #podcasters #Philosophers 😅
Cameraman ain’t sign up to this 😨
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#YallKnowCameramansAProfessional
#ButNotThisTimePeople
#HowsManGonnaBeFilmingInHerKitchen
#AndBoaConstrictorJustGonnaDropIn
#LikeItsNormal 🐍
#ThenSheWannaRunToMeLikeImAHero
#MyGyalManTheDamselInDistressHere
#SeeHowSheWillBeJudoThrownToSnake
#OfferingHerUpAsTribute
#SnakeOnlyNeedOneMealInIT 😅
#snake #dance #itAintGonnaBeMe 🚶🏿♂️
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brittneyraeallday
When a Keyboard Warrior gets Confronted 😅
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tomaspinallofficial
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#NeverDidiThinkTheUFCHeavyweightChamp
#WouldComeToMyPlaceOfWork
#YouKnowHowWeInternetBruceLeesBe
#DoneALittleWrestlingOrJujitsu
#CoupleBoxingOrMuayThaiSessions
#HadAFewPublicAltercations
#SoWereBasicallyProFighters
#YouCanGetBraveInCommentSection
#EgoActuallyAllowsYouToBelieveYourWords
#TillMyGuyAllUpInFrontOfYou
#EarAllCauliflowering
#InstaAnyYouGotAnySparePants 😟
#mma #ufc #keyboardwarriors #armchairfighters
When Big Joe come back from Africa OluwaJoe #Chaaaaiiiiiii 🕺🏻
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#SoTheresMeDoingTheGardening
#WheniHearUncleJoeSay
#AlexaPlaySomeAfroBeats
#imThinkingToMyselfHoldOn
#7PintsJoeDownTheLocal
#HolleringAtAlexaForAfroBeats
#ThenHeStartsBreakingOffTheKnees
#MyGuyDidOneSeasonInAfrica
#AndCollectedAllTheRhythm 😮💨🤣
#dance #afrobeats #OluwaJoe
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dustygiamanco
