06/11/2024
My first time in US
As soon as I landed at the airport, I knelt down & cried to God, despite the number of people around, I didn't care, I kept saying, "Nigeria, never again!"
My guys were already there waiting in the car they started giving me the do's & don't of living in US Out of all the rules & regulations, the only one that rang in my head & made me shout was when they told me not to date a white girl
"What, I should not what?"
Me that have been dreaming & fantasizing all my life to knack oyibo, these enemies of progress are telling me not to Not even my father can give me that kind of advice & I will take it especially after hearing that oyibo girls are so easy because s*x is nothing to them
I even swore not to date a Nigerian or even black woman only oyibo even b4 I left Nigeria
The first oyibo I landed was Emily
We went clubbing & after a few drinks, one very tall s*xy & beautiful white skinned girl just walked up to me, smiling. She introduced herself & told me she loved my energy and my dance.
God, this is what our Nigerian girls will never do especially in a club…
They will just sit like mannequins & u will have to buy drink & spend money to even talk to them
Emily now asked if I wanted to take the party outside, I asked outside where?
She laughed & said her room.
My eyes widened in excitement. Immediately, I gulped down the last drink in my cup,and as I jumped up to follow her, a hand dragged me back
I turned, it was my guy, Julius
"Kings, na man be that o"
"Man ke, guy I don drink but I never drunk. U dey whine me ni?" I asked impatiently.
"Na true, na transgender. Them plenty for this country…
so u gats shine ur eyes o before u go go knack man." It was Tunde, my other guy.
"Jesus!” I looked closely & that was when I saw it, the shape & physique was off. Quickly, I lost appetite to club again & went to sit down quietly to think & thank God 5 my life.
"Tired already?"
I turned & saw the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen. She was as white as snow, Her hair was yellow like gold & her teeth were as white as chalk.
I quickly ran & called Julius & Tunde to look at her & tell me if she's transgender
They laughed and said no, she's a real woman…
I ran back to her, and that was the beginning of my first oyibo love story. Her name was Tiffany and she was from Texas.
She didn't have yansh or breasts but she was slim and s*xy, and very beautiful. I didn't care about the lack of yansh and b***s, I just wanted do knack oyibo.
That same day I followed her home & we knacked. She came like 5 times.
Ordinary licking of pu$s¥, she cum, sucking of nippu, she cum, fi*****ng, she cum, kissing & grabbing her flat a$$, she cum.
When I finally put my pre€q inside her, she exploded & was screaming, I had to…use pillow to cover her face before they'll call police & deport me.
For the first time in my life, the s*x was easy & good, Mehn!
I didn't need to buy shawarma, Icecream, coldstone, monthly data subscription & then beg for days to kiss.
Infact, she was the one looking for me to come & knack. I had already started planning my wedding & it wasn't even about greencard.
Until one morning in her house, I woke up to a very big spider on my chest.
I screamed
I jumped up & started looking for broom or insecticide
Then I remembered where I was…
Tiffany rushed in
"Spider, big spider, bring something to kill it quick!" I screamed & ran behind her
She laughed, "don't be silly, baby, that's bruno."
"Bruno who?"
"Bruno, my pet spider."
Then she bent down, opened her hands & the big spider crawled in.
She then she took
it and put it inside a big glass with leaves and other stuffs I had never seen before
I didn't allow her touch me with that hand and after a while I left quickly.
I started suspecting her of being a witch but then I remembered where I was. Witches no dey here
3 days later, she came to where I worked as a caregiver, waited for me to finish & drove me to her house
We spent the next two hours in bed, this white people like fu^k sha, there's no style we didn't do until we heard her bell ring. We quickly dressed up & went to get the door
A small girl entered with a big bulldog.
As soon as Tiffany saw the dog, she screamed, "Shelby, I've missed u!"
The dog ran to her & they hugged, next thing, the dog started licking her face, she was laughing, I was smiling until the dog started kissing her lips…
and she too was kissing the dog back. Both of them were just swapping & exchanging spit upandan
The smile disappeared from my face sharply. I almost vomited
Then Tiffany stood up, turned and tried to kiss me. I almost spat on her.
That was when I started planning the breakup.
I left that day knowing the relationship was over.
3 days later, I visited her to break up but then, she ordered pizza & Chinese.
I decided to break up after the food bcos I was very hungry
As we were eating, something started moving up my legs. This girl wan knack again…
na wa o. Oyibo people & f^ck.
Next thing she stood up, to go & drop the plates in the kitchen but her legs were still in my thighs.
Confused, I looked down. lo & behold, I saw a big giant white snake
I screamed so loud, I'm sure God himself heard me in Heaven
“Snake, snake!”
I ran to her tools box & brought out a hammer. As I turned, I saw her with a gun
I smiled, omo, this people don't play o, gun for snake, as I turned to search 4 the snake I noticed she didn't move
It was then I saw it, she was pointing the gun at me
"Tiffany, wat are u doing?"
She said I should drop the hammer, that I'm scaring Linda
"Who's Linda?" I asked Incredulously
She said her pet snake.
I just told her it's over that we're finished
She cocked the gun
I knelt down, "baby, what's this, what are you doing?"
She pointed the gun at her head, and said she'll kill herself if I break up with her
I started confessing my undying love for her
She smiled and brought out handcuffs
"Tiffany, what is this again, are you arresting me?" by this time I was almost crying…
She laughed and said she's not arresting me, that it's for B**M.
Then she brought out horsewhip
I fainted
"whip..."
I woke up as soon as the whip landed on my head
Then fainted again when I saw Linda ontop of me.
The End
Content writer Ajebowriter
