Berts Not Real

10/05/2025

Little project i worked on.

The latest release from Sirpico is this huge track 'Too Much Fun'! This release is on of the last recordings from the legendary Dan Meaza who tragically pass...

11/04/2025

A trends a trend.

26/09/2022

A woman vanished after walking out to sea, witnesses say she appeared to be walking on the water and simply kept into the horizon. It is not known what happened to her or why she was walking out to sea. Some say she may have been looking for a way to escape her life, while others believe she may have been looking for something else entirely. Regardless of her reasons, she is now gone and may never be seen again.

25/09/2022

Jack Waistdeep, a climate change denier, continues to claim that climate change is fake news, despite the fact that his home has been flooded out nine times in the past seven days. The floods have occurred in the middle of summer, causing Waistdeep and his family considerable hardship. Despite the clear evidence that climate change is real and is affecting his life in a negative way, Waistdeep continues to deny its existence.

25/09/2022

Liz Truss, the UK Prime Minister, was spotted deer hunting in a shock move. The move has been seen as controversial, with many people criticising the Prime Minister for hunting animals. Deer hunting is a contentious issue in the UK, with many people arguing that it is cruel and unnecessary. However, others argue that deer hunting is a necessary part of countryside management. The Prime Minister's decision to go deer hunting is likely to be seen as a controversial move.

25/09/2022

In a move that has shocked the business world, Elon Musk has announced that he plans to buy out McDonalds and turn it into a vegan company. This is a huge shift for the fast food giant, which has long been known for its meat-based menu. However, it appears that Musk is serious about his plans, and he has already begun to put together a team to help him make this happen.

If Musk is successful in his takeover, it would be a major victory for the vegan movement, as McDonalds is one of the most popular fast food chains in the world. It would also be a huge financial windfall for Musk, who is already worth billions. Only time will tell if he can pull off this audacious plan.

24/09/2022

As the world slips into global recession, it is revealed that the reason is because one financial advisor called Steve lost the entire world's money into a black hole. This hole was created by a financial collapse that happened in 2008. Steve's actions have caused a domino effect that has resulted in the loss of jobs, homes, and savings for millions of people around the world.

24/09/2022

A student in the United Kingdom was recently arrested for singing "God Save the Queen" instead of "God Save the King." The student, who has not been identified, was participating in a school assembly when the incident occurred. The student was reportedly singing the wrong lyrics to the national anthem, and when confronted by school officials, refused to stop singing. The student was then arrested and charged with disorderly conduct.

24/09/2022

A small group of racist Disney collectors are nervous about having a black little mermaid doll in their collection. They believe that the doll is not an accurate representation of the character and goes against the original story. They are afraid that the value of their collection will go down if they have a black little mermaid doll in it.

24/09/2022

I used to be a staunch Republican and I always voted against abortion laws. I thought that it was morally wrong to kill a baby, no matter what the circumstances. However, my views changed when I got someone pregnant and there was no option but to keep the child. I didn't want the child, but I knew that it would be wrong to abort it. I realized that there are many different circumstances that can lead to someone getting pregnant, and not all of them are within the person's control. I also realized that, in many cases, abortion is the best option for the woman and the child. I now believe that abortion should be legal in all cases, and I will be voting accordingly in the future.

24/09/2022

In recent years, Ukraine has been embroiled in a conflict with Russia. In order to help Ukraine defend itself, the United States has supplied it with military equipment, including transformers and robots. The transformers are particularly effective in the fight against Russia, as they are able to disguise themselves as Russian tanks and other vehicles. This makes it difficult for the Russians to target them. The robots are also effective in the fight against Russia, as they are able to shoot down Russian aircraft.

07/09/2020

Boris visits a school to show how safe it is... School closes due to virus... 🤦

A school Boris Johnson visited days ago to promote children returning to education has closed after a staff member tested positive for coronavirus.