Mission Rejected

03/06/2024

HAPPY PRIDE from Pat, Zelda and everyone at Mission: Rejected. Love wins.

Amazing art collab by: and

30/03/2024

In honor of our 50th episode, here’s a recap of the story so far - one image for each episode!! Here’s to many more adventures still to come!! Thanks to our incredible cast, amazing guests, powerhouse creative team and, most of all, our world class fans!!

18/03/2024

We are seeking two guest stars for an upcoming episode! Both roles will be paid a small stipend. Deadline to submit is 3/24. Full details are here:

14/03/2024

Season Five begins Friday...but our Patreon supporters just received the season premiere early! Can't wait? For as little as $1 a month, you can get EVERY episode before they go public! Learn more at www.patreon.com/missionrejected

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04/03/2024

Happy 5th birthday, Mission: Rejected!! It's been an incredible (and incredibly fun) journey and we owe it all to our amazing fans! Thank you so much for listening and supporting us! We can't wait to share season five with you in just a few more days! Here's to more adventures!

20/02/2024

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to join the official Mission: Rejected Music League! Use your Spotify account (free accounts are fine!) to suggest songs for each week’s theme and then vote for your favorite!! First round, “Skip Granger, ends Thursday so join now!

https://bit.ly/MissionMusicLeague

20/02/2024

Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to join the official Mission: Rejected Music League! Use your Spotify account (free accounts are fine!) to suggest songs for each week’s theme and then vote for your favorite!! First round, “Skip Granger, ends Thursday so join now! Link in bio.

15/02/2024

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY TO OUR AMAZING FANS!! Fan art by and other talented artists! Visit the fan art link to see them all with credits! https://www.missionrejected.com/fan-art

Season Five is just a month away!!

01/02/2024

We've been very lax in putting new fan art up on Facebook, but we've had an utter landslide of amazing work by some incredibly talented folks. We keep the Fan Art section of our website current, so be sure to pop over there and see what these talented folks are doing - maybe even throw them a commission or two! https://www.missionrejected.com/fan-art

02/01/2024

Happy new year from The Porch Room and everyone at Mission: Rejected. May it bring us all peace, joy, and gas station sushi.

25/12/2023

Wherever you are, whoever you are, we love you. See you in the new year.

30/11/2023

Our is here - and all of you, our best friends made, it happen! Thanks to everyone who’s been with us from the beginning and to the many new listeners who found us this year! Here’s to 2024 and season five!

24/11/2023

Black Friday is here again! Take 40% off EVERYTHING in our store today! Shirts, mugs, stickers, pins, flags, laptop cases…the works! https://www.teepublic.com/stores/mission-rejected?ref_id=9917

01/11/2023

We’re honored to be nominated in this year’s AudioVerse Awards! We need your help to get us to the finals - please cast your vote at https://www.audioverseawards.net/vote!

28/10/2023

While The Porch Room are all away at the Austin Film Festival cooking up season five, we thoguht you would enjoy the pilot episode of a new RPG comedy from our own Jill Ivey: "Oops! All Bards", complete with its own Bob Killion theme song and some VERY familiar voices in the cast! Check it out at https://www.spreaker.com/show/oops-all-bards

22/10/2023

Mission Rejected "Mission Rejected" When the world's most secret agent rejects the mission, they send in the B-Team... the backups. https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/audioverseawards/episodes/2023-Showcase-Mission-Rejected-e2a1jcd

18/10/2023

We’re excited to announce the launch of The Porch Room Podcast Network, featuring shows from us and like minded creators! The first show up is “Oops! All Bards”, an actual play tabletop RPG comedy adventure created by Jill Ivey and featuring several Mission Rejected cast members. Check out the trailer!

Oops! All Bards is an actual-play RPG podcast that does exactly what it says on the box. Five newly-minted bards are supposed to join their adventuring parties after graduating from the Shalomir University of the Magical and Martial Arts, but an incident at commencement means they might be their nat...

29/09/2023

Go behind the scenes of Mission: Rejected season four with special guests David S. Dear and Shannon Perry, as they speak to the Porch Room's Pete Barry, Michael DeAngelis, John Dowgin and Paige Klaniecki about the art of audio fiction, collaboration, criticism, and more!

27/08/2023

Everyone is talking about the twists and turns of our season finale! Join the chat on our Discord!

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25/08/2023

Everyone is after what's inside the head of Dr. Biff Studebaker! Even if he's not entirely sure what's in there himself. Danger and shocking twists await in our seasno four finale: "Granger's on a Train" - out now! https://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/episode-412-grangers-on-a-train

10/08/2023

Ever vigilant, the EMF tracked down Athena’s summer hideout. Note the telltale purple party lights and self-named boat.

28/07/2023

Skip must go undercover as Bowden while at the Cannes Film Festival, but can he keep up the rouse in front of celebrities? Or David Lynch? Find out in "The Wrath of Cannes" - OUT NOW! https://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/411-the-wrath-of-cannes

12/07/2023

We didn't get a chance to note it on the day, but last week we crossed half-a-million downloads! We are so grateful that you join us for our adventures each month. It excites us to do more and do it better! Only two episodes left in the season!! See you at one million!

30/06/2023

It's another Mission: Rejected traveloge as the gang inflitrates the city of New Oreleans to prevent a mad man from controling the weather in "CRAWDADDY"! https://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/410-crawdaddy

30/06/2023

A New Orleans retail estate tycoon threatens the city with a weather controlling machine...and Special Agent Chet Phillips is delivering donuts. Written by Paige Klaniecki Directed by J. Michael DeAngelis Starring Chris Klaniecki as Skip Granger Nazli Sarpkaya as Mackenzie McGrath Dave Stanger as Bo...

27/06/2023

Two big announcements from us today. Please take a second to read our blog and get all the info!!

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26/05/2023

An old frienemy needs the EMF's help to pull off an elaborate con job and everyone has a role in securing the EIGHT HEADS IN A BIRKIN BAG! Episode 4.9 is OUT NOW! https://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/49-eight-heads-in-a-birkin-bag

28/04/2023

It's a roll of the dice as the gang goes undercover as tabeltop gaming experts to learn military secrets of a reclusive, hostile nation. (Like you do.) Episode 4.8: ZERO DORK THIRTY is out now! https://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/48-zero-dork-thirty

23/04/2023

Last call for 30% off! Use the code EATCAKE through the end of today. https://www.teepublic.com/stores/mission-rejected?ref_id=9917

31/03/2023

The EMF has to deal with a smug ladies man at a dating app convention in the hopes of getting life saving secrets out of him. Maybe Stefan from wardrobe can help? Find out in "Tinder Grindr Solider Spy" out now!

https://www.missionrejected.com/episodes/47-tinder-grindr-soldier-spy